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00:00:04  <jjjohnny>"and im your host, Charlie Douglas
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00:00:29  <jjjohnny>"not not ircretary
00:00:43  <jjjohnny>"s/not/now ircretary
00:00:53  <jjjohnny>"shit, this thing..
00:01:54  <jjjohnny>ircretary says "ok Charlie Douglas, I'll tell Me you said 'now now ircretary'"
00:01:54  <ircretary>jjjohnny: I'll be sure to tell me
00:02:50  <jjjohnny>now now ircretary!
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00:06:31  <jjjohnny>Charlie Douglas and ircretary having a coy moment
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00:10:02  <ircretary>jjjohnny: I'll be sure to tell charlie
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00:12:41  <jjjohnny>"AND NOW BACK TO, WHAT? WE'RE WATCHING...
00:12:41  <LOUDBOT>WHEN WILL THE OLDSCHOOLERS RISE UP AND TEACH THESE NEWBIE KIDS THAT DESKTOP LINUX IS BAD FOR THE DATACENTER
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00:17:36  <jjjohnny>ENTER FOOL DRESSED LIKE A NEON GYPSIE
00:17:36  <LOUDBOT>I WANT FARNSWORTH REPRESENTED IN ELF. NOW WHO'S COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN?
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00:22:31  <ogd>isaacs_: quick, publish 1.0.0 of https://www.npmjs.org/package/node and then close https://github.com/joyent/node/issues/8104
00:27:51  <jjjohnny>i hope node never grows up
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00:28:21  <jesusabdullah>win jjjohnny https://github.com/joyent/node/issues/8104#issuecomment-51550192 win
00:28:41  <jesusabdullah>He's right though, insofar as node's grown up
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00:30:25  <jjjohnny>jesusabdullah: thx thats the first thread ive ever won in my life
00:30:31  <jesusabdullah><3
00:30:44  <jesusabdullah>I guess working for The Man has changed my perspective on node a bit
00:30:53  <jesusabdullah>(not the Double Man tho, that's Eran)
00:32:04  <jjjohnny>yeah he probably needs v1 for a bonus
00:33:01  <jjjohnny>im for ogd's solution
00:36:12  <jjjohnny>he tweeted calling for "enterprise grade" I hope this gets fugly
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00:39:05  <jjjohnny>how can you, without self hatred, use the word enterprise for anything less than intergalactic travel?
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01:27:45  <chapel>jesusabdullah: I work for the Double Man!
01:31:23  <chapel>I agree with Eran's sentiment, Node should stop worrying about the holy grail of 1.0, but I would probably not be as aggressive, then again I am a wuss
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01:36:15  <jesusabdullah>Me, I don't care about semver at all
01:36:41  <jesusabdullah>this is really a symbolic issue
01:37:06  <jesusabdullah>basically, node doesn't want to grow up but is already out of college and about to buy a house
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01:56:12  <chapel>lol yeah, that is a good analogy
01:56:30  <chapel>I think its more the parents (core maintainers) don't want it to grow up :P
01:56:34  <chapel>"its not ready"
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02:00:08  <jjjohnny>then node can decide for itself what it means to be grown up
02:00:39  <jjjohnny>this issue us like the selfies and the monkey now
02:01:35  <jjjohnny>lost, back to some rational place, having slipped thru the floorboards of this absurd reality variant
02:01:44  <jjjohnny>safe
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02:49:25  <substack>jjjohnny: reality is quickly outpacing the absurd
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02:53:39  <jesusabdullah>that photo is public domain!
02:53:43  <jesusabdullah>and you know it!
02:53:48  <jesusabdullah>damn good looking monkey tho
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03:29:16  <jjjohnny>substack: if that is true, I am scared
03:29:44  <jjjohnny>my entire sense of self is staked on the absurdity
03:30:04  <jjjohnny>i am afraid reality won't be weird
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14:10:07  <pfraze>mad science funding http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3445
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18:40:27  <timoxley>substack: I spent about 10 minutes converting my diy workshopper to adventure. Nice and clean. Approved.
18:40:38  <timoxley>substack: but my workshop has 48 exercises in it. I want to break them into "chapters"
18:41:50  <timoxley>any suggestion on how to make adventure conform to this structure
18:42:05  <timoxley>I was thinking like, adventures in adventures.
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21:34:56  <domanic>substack, have you been taken to pyramid club yet?
21:35:11  <domanic>http://www.soundexplorers.co.nz/
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22:40:20  <isaacs_>ogd: i'd've published 1.0.0 of nodejs itself, but tjfontaine revoked my keys
22:40:32  <isaacs_>ogd: i'm not a node maintainer any more. can't even close issues and stuff.
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22:41:02  <ogd>isaacs_: yea but you can npm publish 1.0.0 of https://www.npmjs.org/package/node for the lulz
22:41:13  <isaacs_>ogd: yeah, i could do that
22:41:15  <isaacs_>it's true
22:41:25  <ogd>it would probably make techcrunch
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22:42:06  <isaacs>Spurned Node.js Core Developer Releases Node 1.0 To Joyent's Great Consternation
22:42:21  <isaacs>it'd make valleywag at least.
22:44:24  <ogd>isaacs: you are basically the obiwan to tjs vader
22:45:01  <ogd>isaacs: and i am chewbacca, mikeal is han solo, substack is yoda
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22:49:32  <isaacs>ogd: there is good in him still. I can feel it.
22:51:33  <isaacs>who are luke and leia?
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22:53:04  <ogd>oh yea i guess we are still in like episode 3.5
22:53:16  <ogd>the hero has yet to emerge
22:54:08  <isaacs>ugh
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22:54:47  <yorick>but what will we do without tj?
22:55:08  <isaacs>yorick: actually, tj is leia
22:55:15  <isaacs>and has to be rescued from joyent
22:55:46  <isaacs>"That's not a Sun (os)! It's a space station!"
22:55:57  * isaacstook the long way around for that joke
22:56:16  <ogd>lol
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23:01:15  <isaacs>i would've gone faster than light, but the hypervisor somethingsomething
23:01:22  * isaacswill be here all night, try the chicken
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