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01:44:47  <grncdr>substack: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croquet_Project is the thing I was talking about yesterday
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01:49:56  <grncdr>I'm pretty sure I came across it while reading about CRDTs but I can't find the connection now
01:50:11  <grncdr>ogd: ^^ you might find that link interesting too
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02:10:36  <ogd>grncdr: oh yeah i think i heard they had some cool p2p networking thing in that
02:15:26  <ogd>isaacs: http://i.imgur.com/rwDu3iY.jpg
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02:44:21  <ogd>idea: fixingcallbacksipsum, a lorem ipsum generator for blog posts about fixing callbacks
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02:45:31  <ogd>it would generate you a http://html9responsiveboilerstrapjs.com page with layout: title, description, intro paragraph about how horrible callbacks are, code snippet showing callback pyramid, paragraph about <flow control library>, code snippet showing left aligned code after applying <flow control library>, conclusion
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03:02:25  <grncdr>I liked npmtestorgtfo more
03:02:46  <grncdr>besides which, I kind of agree that callbacks are horrible
03:02:47  <mikolalysenko>I don't understand how something can be both modular and dependency free...
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03:03:16  <grncdr>mikolalysenko: where is this claim made?
03:03:43  <grncdr>my first thought is plugin systems, which isn't really the same as modularity, but similar
03:04:50  <mikolalysenko>html9responsiveboilerstrap joke page
03:04:57  <grncdr>oic
03:05:24  <mikolalysenko>got to go
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03:13:17  <ogd>haha https://github.com/clibs/clib/commits/master
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03:31:07  <grncdr>docs
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04:07:11  <st_luke>monkey smacking its lips while grooming a cat must watch 10/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLgFOf7HDsM
04:11:41  <ogd>7/10 uncomfortable rating
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14:02:20  <AvianFlu>hey Raynos
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16:19:51  <isaacs>ogd: lol
16:24:38  <isaacs>st_luke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdN_r2qghsw
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17:16:58  <ralphtheninja>isaacs: wonderful!
17:18:31  <grncdr>anybody know of a handy module to wait on multiple events (from multiple emitters)
17:19:13  <grncdr>something like waitFor('end', [emitter1, emitter2], function onAllEnded() {...})
17:19:52  <grncdr>I've written code to do it multiple times, but I'd like to re-use something with actual tests if it exists ;)
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17:35:07  <ralphtheninja>grncdr: let me know if you find anything
17:35:31  <grncdr>ralphtheninja: `after` seems to be the simplest thing
17:36:11  <ralphtheninja>grncdr: cool
17:36:20  <grncdr>there's also `gate` but it's focused around node-style callbacks and not events
17:36:42  <ralphtheninja>ok
17:38:02  <ralphtheninja>isaacs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go43XeW6Wg4
17:40:40  <grncdr>ralphtheninja: actually this looks like what I'm after https://npmjs.org/package/event-aggregator
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17:55:47  <Raynos>AvianFlue: o/
17:56:08  <AvianFlu>Raynos: I saw you mention betaworks in my scrollback from yesterday
17:56:19  <AvianFlu>which happens to be where I currently work, if you want any info
17:56:45  <Raynos>AvianFlu: yes. someone recommended them and I was curious what they are like
17:57:00  <AvianFlu>basically, it's the least douchey startup-incubator-thing you'll come across
17:57:12  <AvianFlu>they're a sort of investment company that builds lots of smaller companies
17:57:22  <AvianFlu>they were involved in like, tumblr, bitly, and chartbeat
17:57:31  <AvianFlu>and now make things like giphy.com and blend.io
17:58:21  <AvianFlu>I'm not sure how many projects are in need of node people, but it's a worthwhile network to look at, if any of the projects interest you
17:59:00  <Raynos>I see.
17:59:55  <AvianFlu>if you wanted leet node people to learn from, it's probably not ideal - but if you want to help bring more node into existing places, and spearhead stuff, it could probably be fun for you
18:00:07  <AvianFlu>that's probably the best advice I could give there
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18:00:54  <AvianFlu>I'm gonna go day-drink, feel free to hit me up if you want to know more stuff, and I'll tell anybody looking for leet node people to say hi to you, if I hear about anything
18:00:59  <AvianFlu>good luck with your job hunt
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18:17:38  <AvianPhone>LOUDBOT I'M DRINKING MORE BEER THAN YOU
18:17:39  <LOUDBOT>LETS SWAP SOME SPIT BABBY
18:17:55  <AvianPhone>YOU DON'T HAVE ANY THAT'S NOT A FAIR TRADE
18:17:56  <LOUDBOT>AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL AROUND ALL AROUND AND THE GREEN GRASS GROWS ALL AROUND
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18:55:33  <grncdr>substack: I'm trying out some changes to nested tests in tape, but there's a particular chunk of code that's confusing me greatly... https://github.com/substack/tape/blob/master/lib/results.js#L65
18:56:23  <grncdr>is that code intended to ensure a certain ordering of subtests?
18:57:37  <grncdr>in particular, the way that you only run a test on it's own 'end' event
18:57:49  <grncdr>is confusing as hell
18:58:30  <grncdr>s/only/sometimes/
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19:03:37  <grncdr>nevermind, just took it out and looked at what broke
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19:21:19  <mikolalysenko>wow, what a creep: http://blogjustine.wordpress.com/2013/10/12/because-it-needs-to-be-said/
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22:02:04  <defunctzombie>substack: something nice for testling: let me know if you have received the github hook but tests have not run yet
22:02:24  <defunctzombie>substack: right now, I stare at a blank page and can't be sure if something might have failed to hook or what
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22:33:44  <substack>defunctzombie: the new testling-server saves all the intermediate states to leveldb
22:34:36  <defunctzombie>substack: I was just throwing together a few notes on running tests without commiting: sorta like "testling --browser ie10"
22:34:52  <defunctzombie>substack: iirc you mentioned something about that being possible a while back? maybe I am mistaken
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22:36:50  <substack>ah
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22:53:46  <defunctzombie>substack: https://ci.testling.com/shtylman/form-serialize
22:53:59  <defunctzombie>substack: did I do something wrong? :(
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23:16:24  <substack>defunctzombie: hmm the preprocessing command just exited
23:16:32  <substack>sometimes that happens but the tests don't run
23:16:37  <defunctzombie>sadness
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