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00:02:56  <jesusabdullah>oh, substack also didn't you have a thing that wraps objects and lets you call them like functions, or something like that?
00:03:05  <jesusabdullah>substack: I want to make a stream that you can call like a function
00:04:46  <substack>funstance
00:04:51  <jesusabdullah>aha!
00:05:11  <jesusabdullah>yes that is it
00:05:12  <jesusabdullah>awesooome
00:05:14  <jesusabdullah>thanks!
00:05:34  <jesusabdullah>oh so if you're down to draw a cat I'll wait with much anticipation, but if not that's fine and I'll try to draw my OWN cat :)
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00:19:08  <dominictarr>hey, everyone: alternate npm client npm install -g npmd
00:19:18  <dominictarr>https://npm.im/npmd
00:20:39  <venportman>dominictarr: nice.
00:21:36  <chilts>oh wow
00:21:51  <jesusabdullah>dominictarr: interesting. Why come ooc?
00:22:42  <jesusabdullah>whoa, weird
00:22:42  <dominictarr>jesusabdullah: ooc?
00:22:44  <jesusabdullah>but kinda cool
00:22:48  <jesusabdullah>dominictarr: "out of curiosity"
00:22:55  <jesusabdullah>dominictarr: now that I've read the readme I have a better idea
00:23:00  <jesusabdullah>dominictarr: what mad science do you have in mind? :)
00:23:10  <dominictarr>wait and see!
00:23:29  <jesusabdullah>MAYBE I WILL
00:23:30  <LOUDBOT>WHAT ABOUT COFEFE PATTERNS
00:23:36  <jesusabdullah>UNSURE LOUD BOT
00:23:37  <LOUDBOT>THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO PERL. THUS IT IS USELESS!
00:23:41  <jesusabdullah>tsschaw
00:23:50  <jesusabdullah>okay, so now
00:24:05  <jesusabdullah>a) draw picture of cat b) hack on cdn c) mapping thing
00:24:09  <dominictarr>but basically, imagine what you could do if you pulled all the npm package.jsons & readme's on your local machine
00:24:10  <jesusabdullah>so much for today
00:24:16  <mint_xian>why don't npm pages pull in readies automatically? So many pages there do a terrible job of explaining wtf a package does.
00:24:18  <jesusabdullah>my hard drive would be clogged
00:24:28  <jesusabdullah>mint_xian: it's a lot of data
00:24:37  <dominictarr>it's not that much
00:25:03  <jesusabdullah>hmm
00:25:13  <mint_xian>There's no reason https://github.com/dominictarr/npmd/blob/master/README.md isn't on the npm page.
00:25:14  <jesusabdullah>I wanna draw the cat but I don't have a scanner and I love working with paper
00:25:25  <jesusabdullah>it *is* in the document
00:27:23  <dominictarr>mint_xian: thats weird
00:27:43  <dominictarr>try refreshing
00:28:32  <dominictarr>some of the servers are out of data.
00:28:34  <dominictarr>date
00:29:40  <mint_xian>Oh hey.
00:29:45  <mint_xian>I see it now.
00:30:16  <mint_xian>Did you have to change anything? or was it just slow to come in?
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00:44:53  <mikolalysenko>I wish gfm had mathml support...
00:44:56  <mikolalysenko>:(
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01:11:11  <jesusabdullah>http://jesusabdullah.net/catmap/ new cat
01:11:20  <jesusabdullah>ugly, but like, not bad for doing with a mouse
01:13:31  <mikolalysenko>jesusabdullah: awesome! you know mathematical methods of classical mechanics is like my favorite book ever!
01:13:50  <jesusabdullah>oh?
01:13:57  <jesusabdullah>That sounds like a good book
01:14:06  <jesusabdullah>!amazon mathematical methods of classical mechanics
01:14:07  <_ddgbot>http://www.amazon.com/s/?tag=duc0c-20&url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=mathematical%20methods%20of%20classical%20mechanics
01:14:25  <mikolalysenko>yeah, it is where vladimir arnol'd defined that map
01:14:29  <jesusabdullah>oh neat
01:14:33  <jesusabdullah>I forget how I found the map
01:14:33  <mikolalysenko>it was like an exercise in one of the first chapters
01:14:37  <jesusabdullah>I just thought it was like
01:14:39  <jesusabdullah>the coolest thing
01:14:46  <mikolalysenko>that whole book is the coolest thing!
01:14:50  <jesusabdullah>nice
01:14:54  <jesusabdullah>I'll buy it when I have $$$
01:15:17  <mikolalysenko>I think you can download it for free, but don't have a link off hand
01:17:02  <mikolalysenko>warez link: http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4741863/
01:17:44  <jesusabdullah>I need to write that ec2 torrenter
01:22:27  <mikolalysenko>before gen.lib.rus.ec got shutdown it was way easier to get textbooks
01:22:44  <mikolalysenko>actually, I guess it is back up now...
01:22:46  <mikolalysenko>mysterious
01:23:12  <mikolalysenko>hahaha sweet! http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=4269D7B6AFC8892CC87A3B2D87C6F197
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01:27:09  <jesusabdullah>I should get those Timoshenko books too
01:29:01  <mikolalysenko>yeah, lots of good books on that site
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01:30:16  <jesusabdullah>mbalho: also: http://jesusabdullah.net/catmap
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01:40:58  <mikolalysenko>my cat is really weird...
01:41:15  <mikolalysenko>he just stole an egg carton out of the recycling bin and is now eating it in the corner all suspicious like
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01:57:25  <tim_smart>substack: ping. I have a browserify question :)
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01:59:03  <tim_smart>For all or any browserify experts - how can I bundle all my 'common' dependencies into a seperate file (node_modules/ + package.json), then set them all as external?
01:59:12  <tim_smart>Do I have to manually do this?
02:00:59  <mikolalysenko>tim_smart: not quite sure what you mean, do you want multfile bundles? https://github.com/substack/node-browserify#multiple-bundles
02:02:25  <tim_smart>mikolalysenko: Yup, except auto -r all my package.json / node_modules
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02:03:15  <jesusabdullah>dominictarr: haha, thanks
02:03:48  <tim_smart>mikolalysenko: Basically node_modules/* -> common.js
02:04:23  <tim_smart>All the page javascript files (differency js for different pages) then have all those marked as external
02:04:23  <mikolalysenko>tim_smart: ah. you could probably write a build script to do it. don't know of a better way off hand :P
02:04:37  <mikolalysenko>yeah, makes sense. I think a script is the best way to handle that problem
02:04:53  <mikolalysenko>you could even turn it into an npm module, would only be a few lines
02:05:27  <tim_smart>You then run into the issue of require('somemodule/lib/file.js')
02:07:35  <mikolalysenko>I don't know, sorry. I'd just make a common.js file like in the example and bundle everything relative to that
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02:51:30  <tim_smart>mikolalysenko: https://gist.github.com/fd8f75c92a24eedf5b81
02:51:52  <tim_smart>Actually don't need fs or uglify in there, whoops
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03:14:13  <mbalho>first pass https://github.com/maxogden/dat
03:27:34  <snoj>hmmm
03:27:36  <snoj>interesting
03:28:32  <jesusabdullah>I see potential for 'dat _____' jokes
03:28:49  <jesusabdullah>hopefully not squandered on cheap shots
03:33:02  <chilts>mbalho: might be worth looking at Camlistore - could be a good way to store the data, with extra stuff on top perhaps :)
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04:18:14  <jcrugzz>:6b
04:18:22  <jcrugzz>gah irssi, you taunt me
04:19:59  <jesusabdullah>orly
04:20:35  <jcrugzz>the escape key doesnt register quick enough
04:20:41  <jesusabdullah>hah
04:20:46  <jesusabdullah>is this over ssh?
04:20:50  <jesusabdullah>have you tried mosh?
04:20:53  <jesusabdullah>that shit is *sick*
04:20:53  <jcrugzz>nope not even
04:20:56  <jesusabdullah>if you haven't
04:20:58  <jcrugzz>its running locally
04:21:02  <jesusabdullah>ask mmalecki he'll back me up on this
04:21:04  <jesusabdullah>haha :D
04:21:05  <jcrugzz>but yea ive been too lazy to set that up
04:21:14  <jesusabdullah>obtw, opan saurce your sysmon
04:21:20  <jesusabdullah>I requirst it
04:23:25  <jcrugzz>when the time is right, it will be so
04:24:05  <jesusabdullah>the time is NOW
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05:12:45  <mbalho>chilts: its on my todo list!
05:13:07  <mbalho>chilts: i dont want to do extra stuff really, thats up to the end user
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05:56:39  <mikolalysenko>as an experiment I started putting some proofs up on github
05:56:44  <mikolalysenko>for example: https://github.com/mikolalysenko/affine-subspace-distance
05:57:07  <mikolalysenko>I wonder if it would be possible to make an npm for theorems...
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15:36:28  <duncanbeevers>The Mozilla source-maps package is trying to use module.require, and browserify doesn't supply it.
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16:34:07  <substack>duncanbeevers: it shouldn't do that
16:34:44  <duncanbeevers>The docs in their code say the explicit require passed in is only used in for node 0.4 and below.
16:35:12  <substack>well
16:35:14  <substack>it shouldn't
16:35:22  <substack>require() has always worked always
16:35:30  <substack>they're wrong
16:35:33  <substack>tell them to stop
16:35:44  <substack>tell them they're wrong
16:37:28  <duncanbeevers>Oh, it looks like the code in question comes from am define.
16:43:36  <substack>trying to please everyone, pleasing nobody
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16:43:54  <substack>amd doesn't handle subdependencies well, they should just ditch it
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17:55:40  <duncanbeevers>substack: Thanks, I opened a pull request against source-map that explicitly threads whatever `require` is available through to amdefine.
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18:13:50  <jesusabdullah>wtf is module.require
18:14:13  <jesusabdullah>is this some hippy dippy AMD bullshit
18:14:50  <jesusabdullah>AvianFlu: http://i.imgur.com/zSCDBay.png
18:15:16  <jesusabdullah>I spent a good 20 minutes laughing aloud at this
18:15:22  <jesusabdullah>last night
18:15:31  <AvianFlu>jesusabdullah: lololololol
18:15:33  <AvianFlu>what's that from
18:15:42  <AvianFlu>also backwards layouts ftl
18:16:12  <jesusabdullah>AvianFlu: https://twitter.com/julianwachholz/status/350180500729626625
18:16:58  <jesusabdullah>AvianFlu: jwa had a user add an issue to his jira as "blocking" that was a typo
18:17:40  <duncanbeevers>jesusabdullah: http://nodejs.org/api/modules.html#modules_module_require_id
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18:19:08  <jesusabdullah>holy shit
18:19:38  <jesusabdullah>dark magicks indeed
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19:10:30  <st_luke>UNIX MOTHERFUCKERS
19:10:30  <LOUDBOT>I CHOOSE TERRORIZE, HUMILIATE, TROLL, GREATER TROLL, MANIPULATION, DECEPTION, AND PERFORMANCE (MELODRAMATICS)
19:11:07  <jesusabdullah>I LIKE UNIX
19:11:07  <LOUDBOT>YOUTH IN ASIA ARE KILLING YOUR GRANDPARENTS
19:11:36  <jesusabdullah>st_luke: "Corporate said we need more eunuch programmers." "You mean unix. and I already know unix." "Oh. Tell the company nurse I said 'nevermind.'"
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19:14:08  <st_luke>wtf
19:14:34  <jesusabdullah>st_luke: Dilbert
19:14:46  <st_luke>WILL SMITH
19:14:46  <LOUDBOT>THAT IS SOME WICKED SHINEY, BRO
19:15:32  <jesusabdullah>oh man st_luke did you see http://i.imgur.com/zSCDBay.png ? I laughed for a good 20 minutes, it was kind of ridiculous
19:16:20  <st_luke>looks good
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19:19:10  <st_luke>I worked at a place like that once
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19:19:50  <st_luke>they scheduled meetings at 11am even though I told them not to and that I would miss them because I didn't get in until 11:30 usually
19:20:08  <st_luke>then they would ask me why I missed the meeting
19:21:55  <st_luke>defunctzombie: are you going 2 nodeconf
19:22:03  <defunctzombie>st_luke: nope
19:22:14  <st_luke>why not
19:22:27  <st_luke>arent you there anyway
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19:30:01  <Kessler>evening...
19:32:58  <jesusabdullah>st_luke: REASONS
19:33:07  <jesusabdullah>defunctzombie wants to be COOL like ME
19:33:19  <jesusabdullah>and I'M not at nodeconf, therefore ditching nodeconf must be COOL
19:33:26  <defunctzombie>st_luke: where is it? it is kinda far I think
19:33:35  <defunctzombie>st_luke: I am in san mateo
19:33:35  <st_luke>defunctzombie: you just get on the bus
19:33:44  <defunctzombie>st_luke: what bus?
19:33:44  <st_luke>is it cheap there?
19:33:47  <st_luke>the node bus
19:33:51  <defunctzombie>st_luke: also, I hate camping
19:33:59  <defunctzombie>st_luke: housing is provided for me
19:34:05  <defunctzombie>st_luke: how I guess it is cheaper than SF
19:34:13  <defunctzombie>since SF is a hellhole of expensive
19:35:24  <st_luke>its a hellhole of a lot of things
19:39:07  <defunctzombie>st_luke: when you coming out here?
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19:43:45  <jesusabdullah>lol
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19:47:43  <st_luke>defunctzombie: good question
19:48:40  <jesusabdullah>guys come to ALASKA
19:50:07  <jesusabdullah>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WNJtmAvxi8 CLAP FOR ALASKA
19:51:24  <st_luke>I would go to alaska if I was looking for a good place to kill myself
19:53:29  <jesusabdullah>1001 AWESOME WAYS TO DIE
19:53:29  <LOUDBOT>YO SOY EL USO DEL INTERNETO
19:53:35  <jesusabdullah>!tweetlast
19:53:38  <jesusabdullah>!twitlast
19:53:42  <jesusabdullah>one of those might work
19:54:39  <st_luke>LOUDBOT: !twitlast
19:54:39  <LOUDBOT>st_luke: AHMAGAD Y U CHANGE LICENSE?! Y I NO HAVE LIEF?
19:54:46  <jesusabdullah>derf
19:54:52  <st_luke>LOUDBOT: twitlast
19:54:53  <LOUDBOT>http://twitter.com/LOUDBOT/status/350341481074143233 (frijole/##turtles)
19:55:03  <jesusabdullah>dagnit
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19:55:51  <jesusabdullah>sup Kessler
19:56:14  <Kessler>yo dude! :)
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19:57:53  <jesusabdullah>also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ffohVdAbY
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20:22:55  <jjjohnny>I'LL DO THE DEPRECATING AROUND HERE
20:22:56  <LOUDBOT>GOTTA BRING THE RUSSIAN BEAR TO HIS KNEES
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20:45:09  <jesusabdullah>Oh man
20:45:18  <jesusabdullah>I can't decide if the talk went great of if it was just mediocre
20:46:01  <mikolalysenko>which talk?
20:49:26  <jesusabdullah>"Sometimes, the right answer is an irc bot. Not instrumentation, not a monitoring framework, just an irc bot."
20:49:29  <jesusabdullah>or something like that.
20:49:55  <jesusabdullah>Basically, I talked about some monitoring stuff I'd worked on, and then the smallest implementation of it and was like, "we don't need no stinkin' special tooling"
20:50:10  <jesusabdullah>not my best concept I don't think, but it seemed to go over reasonably well
20:50:12  <jesusabdullah>reasonably anyway!
20:50:18  <jesusabdullah>I think I was short on time
21:04:01  <mikolalysenko>cool
21:05:04  <jesusabdullah>rvagg: levelups have db.location defined on them? Am I reading this right?
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21:13:58  <jesusabdullah>rvagg: when leveldown opens your db, how does it resolve the path? __dirname style or process.cwd() style;
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21:14:17  <jesusabdullah>rvagg: I'm going with cwd until further notice
21:24:48  <jesusabdullah>isaacs: node-tar should come with a system tar compatible bin imo. How hard would that be to hack together ooc?
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