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| <SubStack> | holy shits, yammer acquired |
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| <jesusabdullah> | by whom |
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| <chapel> | ms? |
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| <jesusabdullah> | oh no, not multiple sclerosis :( |
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| <chapel> | lol isaacs |
| 02:51:45
| <chapel> | why hasn't anyone made a quality node irc client? |
| 02:52:16
| <SubStack> | quality interactive command-line utilities are so hard |
| 02:54:07
| <jesusabdullah> | irssi exposes its events over a perl api |
| 02:54:14
| <jesusabdullah> | it's not the worst api I've seen certainly |
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| <chapel> | but node!!! |
| 02:56:23
| <chapel> | :P |
| 02:56:37
| <jesusabdullah> | yeah, well |
| 02:56:40
| <jesusabdullah> | beggars can't be choosers |
| 02:57:00
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: beggars choose to beg |
| 02:57:15
| * isaacs | just saying deeply wise things to trololololol |
| 02:57:24
| <jesusabdullah> | ^5 |
| 02:57:38
| <isaacs> | SubStack: yes, they're very very hard. |
| 02:57:42
| <jesusabdullah> | say, isaacs, I hear you're getting HOT even though you've just started! |
| 02:57:50
| <isaacs> | That's what they say. I'm HOT. |
| 02:57:56
| * isaacs | IS NETWORKING! |
| 02:57:57
| <LOUDBOT> | OM NOM NOM IM JUST HERE TO GET SOME SOY SAUCE --- OBAMA SAID |
| 02:58:05
| <jesusabdullah> | Well you'll be needing one of these--- @jesusabdullah |
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| <isaacs> | that skit is one of my favorites |
| 02:59:41
| <isaacs> | one day i thought, "It'd be cool to have an npm repl" and so i tried to write one, and then decided I didn't need it that badly. |
| 03:00:10
| <isaacs> | it would be nice if "npm install flerg" worked in the node repl, though |
| 03:01:00
| <SubStack> | like how cpan has one? |
| 03:01:17
| <SubStack> | seems pretty unnecessary I think |
| 03:01:30
| <isaacs> | yeah |
| 03:01:42
| <isaacs> | you know what's an awesome program for writing repls? bash. |
| 03:01:53
| <isaacs> | it's SO GOOD for that. almost like it was designed to be a shell. |
| 03:02:13
| <chapel> | lol |
| 03:02:24
| <isaacs> | the node repl's come a long way, though |
| 03:02:38
| <isaacs> | that tall fellow, he's just starting out, but they say he's HOT. |
| 03:02:52
| <chapel> | hate how if a line goes past the edge, its impossible to go back and change anything because the cursor position is off |
| 03:03:16
| <isaacs> | chapel: v0.8! |
| 03:03:20
| <isaacs> | chapel: that's totally fixed on master. |
| 03:03:34
| <isaacs> | chapel: and let me tell you, it is AWESOME for that to be fixed. |
| 03:03:41
| <chapel> | :) |
| 03:03:42
| <chapel> | awesome |
| 03:03:52
| <jesusabdullah> | isaacs: Think it'll eval for me someday? |
| 03:03:53
| <chapel> | I still haven't messed with 0.8 |
| 03:04:26
| <jesusabdullah> | me neither, I'm waiting for the 0.8 release |
| 03:04:39
| <isaacs> | you guys. |
| 03:04:44
| <jesusabdullah> | and also for our libraries to get 0.8 coitified |
| 03:04:45
| <isaacs> | /o\ |
| 03:04:49
| <isaacs> | srsly |
| 03:04:50
| <jesusabdullah> | because I hate it when things don't work |
| 03:04:58
| <isaacs> | killin me. |
| 03:05:01
| <jesusabdullah> | dude we have like 3 guys on it, we'll probably be done before 0.8 comes out |
| 03:05:19
| <isaacs> | cuz you're going to install 0.8.9, and then be all "WTF THIS DUN WORK HOWCOME NO ONE TOLD ME!?????" |
| 03:05:37
| <isaacs> | and by that time, 0.9 will be almost stable |
| 03:06:00
| <jesusabdullah> | lolno |
| 03:06:02
| <isaacs> | actually, jitsu's pretty good, that's true. |
| 03:06:14
| <isaacs> | i give mmalecki patches a lot to try out |
| 03:06:25
| <jesusabdullah> | Yeah, I mean, I'm more conservative than other team members here |
| 03:07:51
| <chapel> | isaacs: busy busy on new features |
| 03:08:02
| <jesusabdullah> | also last time was way worse |
| 03:08:06
| <chapel> | also we are still on heroku, who knows when they will release |
| 03:08:14
| <jesusabdullah> | herako |
| 03:08:19
| <jesusabdullah> | plans to move chapel? |
| 03:08:25
| <chapel> | yes |
| 03:08:31
| <chapel> | but to where, not for certain |
| 03:08:45
| <chapel> | though with jitsu going joyent, we are looking into using your tools |
| 03:08:54
| <jesusabdullah> | You guys should talk to nuno if you're not already |
| 03:09:07
| <isaacs> | chapel: if you want a heroku-like experience that is better and node-specific, jitsu's the way to go, imo. |
| 03:09:16
| <chapel> | christian talks to the top guys |
| 03:09:23
| <jesusabdullah> | so I noticed here |
| 03:09:29
| <jesusabdullah> | you are both dropping the "node" from "nodejitsu" |
| 03:09:44
| <chapel> | isaacs: well we want something that is more manageable, but wont require a lot of headaches to deploy |
| 03:09:45
| <jesusabdullah> | tsk tsk |
| 03:09:46
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: you just noticed this, eh? |
| 03:09:46
| <jesusabdullah> | haha |
| 03:09:50
| <jesusabdullah> | well |
| 03:09:52
| <chapel> | lol jesusabdullah |
| 03:09:55
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: jitsu's a much more awesome name. |
| 03:09:56
| <chapel> | was just easier to type |
| 03:09:59
| <jesusabdullah> | I'm blaming you for everyone confusing me when they come to the channel |
| 03:10:04
| <jesusabdullah> | and type "jitsu" for short |
| 03:10:04
| <chapel> | not to mention, its your domain |
| 03:10:06
| <chapel> | :P |
| 03:10:15
| <jesusabdullah> | and I have to ask if they mean NODEjitsu or like the cli tool |
| 03:10:17
| <isaacs> | it's easier to type, catchier, powerful |
| 03:10:23
| <chapel> | yeah |
| 03:10:28
| <chapel> | no reason to have node tbh |
| 03:10:36
| <SubStack> | rubyroku |
| 03:10:37
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: you know, sometimes you gotta just accept a little bit of ambiguity for the sake of awesomeness. |
| 03:10:41
| <jesusabdullah> | I think this is all a conspiracy to drive me nuts |
| 03:10:45
| <jesusabdullah> | lol |
| 03:10:48
| <chapel> | haha |
| 03:10:51
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: what about when you want to host php or java? |
| 03:10:59
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: it will happen eventually, if you'er good. |
| 03:11:04
| <jesusabdullah> | oh, phpjitsu and javajitsu |
| 03:11:08
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: because yo ulike money, and php and java have a lot of it. |
| 03:11:10
| <chapel> | specially since you're going to be platform agnostic |
| 03:11:15
| <chapel> | ruby too |
| 03:11:15
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| 03:11:21
| <chapel> | and python (well maybe not python) |
| 03:11:27
| <isaacs> | sure, that, too, why not. |
| 03:11:32
| <chapel> | well no money |
| 03:11:33
| <chapel> | but sure |
| 03:11:38
| <jesusabdullah> | enough money |
| 03:11:43
| <isaacs> | though, if you can run java, then a lot of python and ruby users will be fine enough with that. |
| 03:11:45
| <chapel> | but is it jitsu money? |
| 03:11:47
| <jesusabdullah> | in the end the only blocker is making haibu run multiple things |
| 03:12:02
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: yeah. |
| 03:12:11
| <jesusabdullah> | in fact, I have a theory |
| 03:12:18
| <chapel> | well look at joyent, using node for core components |
| 03:12:21
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: do you guys have any way to run a really BIG jitsu instance? |
| 03:12:38
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: like, say, 24GB of ram, 16 CPUs? |
| 03:12:40
| <jesusabdullah> | that you can bundle the jre in with a node module and be able to run a minecraft server |
| 03:12:48
| <jesusabdullah> | isaacs: I should think so! |
| 03:12:58
| <jesusabdullah> | isaacs: haibu can run n processes |
| 03:13:19
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: oh, ok. but i could have it like, just keep 8 instances of my web server going on the same box? |
| 03:13:31
| <jesusabdullah> | I mean, presumably |
| 03:13:46
| <jesusabdullah> | Hopefully we can just make cluster work even though it's totally lame |
| 03:13:46
| <isaacs> | would it still require the use of a http router? i guess it'd have to, no? |
| 03:13:59
| <chapel> | cluster core, or cluster module? |
| 03:14:02
| <isaacs> | OMG WAIT NO, DUDE YOU HAVE IDEA ABOUT THIS! |
| 03:14:03
| <LOUDBOT> | TOOTHPCK LEG IS ALL STRIKING AND SHIT AND MUFFINTOP IS BLEEDING ALL TO FUCK WHAT A MESS. WHO DOES THIS SHIT WTF?!! |
| 03:14:12
| <jesusabdullah> | TOTALLY LAME |
| 03:14:12
| <LOUDBOT> | OH MY GOSH |
| 03:14:21
| <chapel> | WTF JEBUS? |
| 03:14:21
| <LOUDBOT> | HAND SEWN BY SPAINIARDS WITH THE CLAP. |
| 03:14:22
| <jesusabdullah> | actually I heard it's much better in oh-eight |
| 03:14:26
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: you can run the child processes detached and send a server handle over an arbitrary IPC stdio socket in 0.8 |
| 03:14:36
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: no router needed. haibu could BE cluster |
| 03:14:42
| <chapel> | lol |
| 03:14:50
| <jesusabdullah> | ooh, so we might get that for free when 0.8 rolls out |
| 03:14:56
| <isaacs> | and in fact, haibu could be kept alive by its children |
| 03:15:06
| <jesusabdullah> | The actual problem, isaacs, is people trying to do this on 256mb RAM slices |
| 03:15:07
| <chapel> | thats an interesting prop |
| 03:15:15
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: yeah |
| 03:15:20
| <isaacs> | tha'ts kind of ridic |
| 03:15:28
| <jesusabdullah> | That's why we haven't supported it up til now |
| 03:15:47
| <jesusabdullah> | but like, presumably, someone is going to be willing to pay for a box large enough to make that something you would want to do |
| 03:15:51
| <chapel> | couldn't you just setup hard coded configs for different server types? |
| 03:16:07
| <jesusabdullah> | chapel: What do you mean? |
| 03:16:23
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: the problem is, by that point, you've already figured out deployment and a lot of the things that jitsu gives you. |
| 03:16:25
| <chapel> | to keep people from running too many children |
| 03:16:41
| <isaacs> | chapel: but that's the thing, they're the only one on the zone, who cares? |
| 03:16:44
| <chapel> | Im like 70 |
| 03:16:50
| <isaacs> | chapel: the OS won't let them get too out of hand |
| 03:16:59
| <chapel> | 70% to deployment system, but pretty standard |
| 03:17:01
| <isaacs> | you crash, it's your problem |
| 03:17:07
| <jesusabdullah> | It's not about child processes really, like, people use those all the time |
| 03:17:25
| <chapel> | oh okay, misunderstood then |
| 03:17:40
| <jesusabdullah> | The actual issue is just something crossing wires with the haibu connection magic |
| 03:18:29
| <jesusabdullah> | at least this is my understanding. I'm hoping 0.8 brings a lot of improvements to the child process apis |
| 03:18:39
| <jesusabdullah> | I know we got less hacky detachable processes |
| 03:18:41
| <isaacs> | yes. |
| 03:18:54
| <isaacs> | you get actual detachment, arbitrary stdio fd opening, and listenfd |
| 03:19:25
| <jesusabdullah> | hopefully between those everything will be awesome |
| 03:19:53
| <jesusabdullah> | honestly, the biggest blocker on the public repos is probably going to be something using a stale cloudhead library that requires sys |
| 03:20:28
| <isaacs> | well, a great man once said about consistency pressure: "I don't negotiate with terrorists" |
| 03:20:41
| <jesusabdullah> | I'm sure |
| 03:20:45
| <isaacs> | the past has nothing to give us but to study its remains. we owe it nothing. |
| 03:20:47
| <jesusabdullah> | and I mean at this point |
| 03:20:51
| <jesusabdullah> | just fix it |
| 03:21:02
| <isaacs> | but yeah, the sys thing, i dunno. |
| 03:21:07
| <isaacs> | imo, it was dumb to change it. |
| 03:21:11
| <jesusabdullah> | yeah? |
| 03:21:13
| <isaacs> | but meh. |
| 03:21:20
| <isaacs> | i mean, 'util' is a much better name for what it is |
| 03:21:33
| <jesusabdullah> | you think the pain/grief wasn't worth it though? |
| 03:21:34
| <isaacs> | 'sys' sounds like it'll have system specific stuff in it |
| 03:21:39
| <jesusabdullah> | idk, I think that was the right time to do it |
| 03:21:43
| <isaacs> | yeah |
| 03:21:47
| <isaacs> | any later would've been worse. |
| 03:21:53
| <jesusabdullah> | exactly |
| 03:22:29
| <isaacs> | i just wonder if the net improvement in the world in the fullness of time will probably still not outweigh all the pita times when i had to edit some random dep |
| 03:22:40
| <isaacs> | nowadays when i hit that, i edit it in the npm package and write it back to the registry. |
| 03:22:45
| <isaacs> | because, srsly, wtf. |
| 03:23:03
| <jesusabdullah> | lol really? |
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| 03:23:17
| <isaacs> | i'd find and replace all the instances of require('sys') in every npm package if it wasn't hard and boring. |
| 03:23:28
| <isaacs> | the actual source code is all in gzipped tarballs |
| 03:23:33
| <jesusabdullah> | yeah, I mean |
| 03:23:58
| <isaacs> | then again, i have a programming platform that can do http, zlip, and tar |
| 03:24:04
| <chapel> | maybe thats a feature you could build into the new site |
| 03:24:08
| <jesusabdullah> | I think it needs to be fixed at the github level though |
| 03:24:12
| <isaacs> | could probably just pipe the docs all through some fixer-thingie |
| 03:24:33
| <chapel> | the ability for someone to submit an alternative version, that could be used after a certain time of staleness maybe with some auditing |
| 03:25:00
| <isaacs> | jesusabdullah: well, after the first pass, anything the program encounters as a require('sys') thing, it'll log as an error and hand out demerits to the author |
| 03:25:22
| <jesusabdullah> | demerits, huh? |
| 03:25:42
| <jesusabdullah> | ten points from gryffindor! |
| 03:25:55
| <isaacs> | indeed! |
| 03:26:02
| <isaacs> | but this is vaporware. |
| 03:26:06
| <isaacs> | so it will also hand out sandwiches. |
| 03:26:16
| <isaacs> | and knit you a pony |
| 03:26:34
| <jesusabdullah> | ah |
| 03:27:19
| <chapel> | I want a giraffe! |
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| <_0x1544c5> | there we go. yeah. remembering how to use dtach. |
| 03:58:12
| <_0x1544c5> | it's like screen but way smaller |
| 03:58:30
| <_0x1544c5> | but i don't think it'll save if i'm disconnected. let's see. |
| 03:58:45
| <_0x1544c5> | oh, wait, no, it does. |
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| <jesusabdullah> | d-d-d-d-tach! |
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| <SubStack> | isaacs_: you've finally acheived omnipresence? |
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| <isaacs> | SubStack: i was not even here when you said that |
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| <isaacs> | SubStack: are you familiar with dtach? you use screen, yeah? |
| 04:23:50
| <SubStack> | 1) no 2) correct |
| 04:23:56
| <isaacs> | you should check out dtach |
| 04:24:02
| <isaacs> | it's like the one feature you probably use from screen |
| 04:24:09
| <isaacs> | unless you actually do terminal multiplexing with it |
| 04:24:11
| <SubStack> | can I name the screens? |
| 04:24:28
| <isaacs> | SubStack: so long as the name is the filename of a socket, YES |
| 04:25:00
| <SubStack> | that'll do |
| 04:26:30
| <isaacs> | it's not a multiplexer, though, even a little |
| 04:26:43
| <isaacs> | you give it a command and a socket, and it'll run it connected to that socket. |
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| <rowbit> | SubStack, pkrumins: Encoders down: 50.56.32.168(free1) |
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| <isaacs> | you connect to the socket, and you're connected to the session |
| 04:27:13
| <SubStack> | gaaaaah what is with people |
| 04:27:20
| <SubStack> | they just sit and wait when the site fucks up |
| 04:27:25
| <SubStack> | instead of refreshing like a normal person |
| 04:28:20
| <isaacs_> | if only there were some software tool you could use to push messages to their web browsers |
| 04:28:35
| <isaacs_> | but, that's pretty big-brother |
| 04:28:51
| <isaacs> | wait, that was weird. switched to the wrong window and it had reconnected under a different name |
| 04:29:19
| <isaacs> | it's like there's two of me |
| 04:30:28
| <st_luke> | which is the real one |
| 04:31:13
| * SubStack | shoots them both |
| 04:31:14
| <SubStack> | pew pew |
| 04:31:15
| <isaacs> | st_luke: as in any good transporter accident, we both are real. |
| 04:31:39
| <isaacs_> | you got |
| 04:31:42
| <isaacs> | me |
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| <SubStack> | FOOD TIME |
| 04:40:03
| <LOUDBOT> | EXCITING NEW DOORS ARE OPENING HERE YOU GUYS |
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| <blakmatrix> | AWESOME |
| 04:53:21
| <LOUDBOT> | NEVER PLAYED THE DAMN GAME BUT WIKIPEDIA TOLD ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW |
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| <maxogden> | SubStack: just benchmarked plummet |
| 04:57:33
| <maxogden> | SubStack: i wrote 100k docs into it and then did a pull replication from another instance and it worked! |
| 04:57:39
| <maxogden> | FIRST TRY AWWW YEAAAA |
| 04:57:39
| <LOUDBOT> | I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SYNONYMS FOR THESE MOTHERFUCKING COMMANDS |
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| <SubStack> | maxogden: woot! |
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| <SubStack> | dump that beast in a unit test |
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| <SubStack> | jesusabdullah: I think rehttpl would be more useful without the mount check |
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| <SubStack> | or if it's === undefined, just always fire |
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| <isaacs> | maxogden: swish! |
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| <jesusabdullah> | SubStack: yeah maybe |
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| <jesusabdullah> | SubStack: going with the latter |
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| <isaacs> | SubStack: https://isaacs.iriscouch.com/registry/_design/app/_view/npmTop?group_level=1 |
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| <SubStack> | most excellent |
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| <tanepiper> | anyone using dnode-session ? |
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| <SubStack> | it woooooorrrrrks |
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| <dominictarr> | SubStack, https://github.com/dominictarr/badass |
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| <dominictarr> | today's mad science |
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| <SubStack> | click |
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| <SubStack> | props to this |
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| <SubStack> | probably the right approach |
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| <SubStack> | for most cases |
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| <SubStack> | in fact I might try using this in our bouncer |
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| <SubStack> | and ACTUALLY |
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| <SubStack> | this is perfect timing |
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| <SubStack> | because I'm also working on an injection proxy to inject a <script> tag into all pages with text/html content-types |
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| <dominictarr> | excellent |
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| <dominictarr> | it doesn't parse the whole http, but you could probably look for <head>...</head> |
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| <SubStack> | but that injection proxy is going to be tricky since it needs to handle all the encoding and compression types |
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| <dominictarr> | except things like <head> <!-- </head> --> </head> --> would tend to break it. |
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| <SubStack> | I have a hackish thing that mostly works that just sets a bunch of headers to turn that stuff off |
| 13:12:13
| <dominictarr> | hmm, you might need to parse the http for stuff like that. |
| 13:12:22
| <SubStack> | anyways releasing testling-driver momentarily, just need to finish the example and readme |
| 13:12:37
| <SubStack> | it's like webdriver or jstestdriver except way simpler |
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| <SubStack> | like, crazy simple |
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| <dominictarr> | it's a headless tester? |
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| <dominictarr> | or does it drive the DOM in a real browser? |
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| <SubStack> | it drives real browsers around |
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| <SubStack> | using postMessage to communicate with iframes |
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| <SubStack> | and dnode-protocol to pass objects and callback references |
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| <SubStack> | 143 sloc for everything |
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| <SubStack> | and it can load a web page, submit a form, and then assert things about the next page after the form got submitted |
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| <SubStack> | or it can submit more forms, whatevs |
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| <SubStack> | or do other non-form things |
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| <SubStack> | https://gist.github.com/2936427 |
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| <dominictarr> | oh, wow. thats really good. |
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| <niftylettuce> | cruisin around with the top down! |
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| <SubStack> | yep! |
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| <dominictarr> | so it loads the page in an internal iframe, so it's all JS with nothing funky to install. |
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| <niftylettuce> | SubStack: do you guys send out emails with feature updates for Browserling? |
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| <SubStack> | dominictarr: exactly |
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| <SubStack> | niftylettuce: we've only sent one mass email so far |
| 13:22:29
| <niftylettuce> | my module will make you love sending out emails |
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| <SubStack> | niftylettuce: if you want you can follow @browserling and @testling on the twitter |
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| <dominictarr> | hmm. I think I see where you might be heading with injecting the script tag. |
| 13:22:37
| <niftylettuce> | preparing to release |
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| <dominictarr> | niftylettuce, can it send out thousands at once? |
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| <SubStack> | dominictarr: yep so this only works if the page has the proxy script in it |
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| <niftylettuce> | dominictarr: yeah |
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| <niftylettuce> | dominictarr: you can use any provider you want, e.g. nodemailer, postmarkapp etc |
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| <dominictarr> | I might need it for a project I'm working on |
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| <tanepiper> | got dnode-session working in the end - I haz a Dnode-powered streaming twitter client :D |
| 13:23:24
| <niftylettuce> | this is a wrapper that makes your emails beautiful |
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| <SubStack> | so either people need to put the script in their pages themselves (lame) or we can do it for them with a proxy |
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| <dominictarr> | actually, maybe you can help me. |
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| <SubStack> | tanepiper: sweet |
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| <niftylettuce> | dominictarr: yeah ill link u once its up! |
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| <SubStack> | dominictarr: I already have a thing that sort of works, planning on releasing that later today |
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| <dominictarr> | I have this friend you see, who needs to transfer A very large amount of money out of the country. |
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| <SubStack> | right right |
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| <niftylettuce> | dominictarr: from Nigeria? |
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| <dominictarr> | now this is really quite a large amount of money. |
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| <dominictarr> | sure, if you want. |
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| <niftylettuce> | Viagra? |
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| <SubStack> | dominictarr: what country are you in lately? |
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| <dominictarr> | that is where the money came from. |
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| <dominictarr> | selling viagra. |
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| <dominictarr> | I'm still in thailand. |
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| <SubStack> | ah cool |
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| <dominictarr> | cambodia is next. |
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| <tanepiper> | right, i need to seperate this app out from teh demo code I've been writing it around and then put it live :D |
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| <dominictarr> | oh yeah. niftylettuce I asked about the hobbit. |
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| <niftylettuce> | yea?! |
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| <dominictarr> | but they are finishing up. |
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| <niftylettuce> | aw nice! |
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| <niftylettuce> | thanks haha |
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| <dominictarr> | you'd have to get in line for the next one. |
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| <dominictarr> | no prob. |
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| <niftylettuce> | dominictarr: how might I 'get in line' ? |
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| <SubStack> | LOUDBOT: search bilbo |
| 13:32:25
| <LOUDBOT> | SubStack: <BP:#mefi> LOL I THOUGHT THE HOBBIT CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT SAID MORGAN FREEMAN AS BILBO |
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| <dominictarr> | HOW COME THERE ARE NO BLACK HOBBITS. IS JRR TOLKEN A RACIST? |
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| <LOUDBOT> | I'LL TAKE HORNY PARROT PSYCHOLOGY FOR $1000 |
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| <dominictarr> | NOT TO MENTION ASIAN HOBBITS |
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| <LOUDBOT> | REAGAN CAN'T _A_C_T, EITHER. |
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| <SubStack> | ok so |
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| <SubStack> | should I call this thing testling-driver |
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| <SubStack> | or something cool |
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| <SubStack> | schoolbus-driver |
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| <SubStack> | schoolbus would be a sweet name |
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| <niftylettuce> | https://github.com/niftylettuce/node-email-templates |
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| <niftylettuce> | boom! |
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| <niftylettuce> | SubStack dominictarr check it outttt |
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| <niftylettuce> | AvianFlu guybrush jesusabdullah maxogden pkrumins chapel sorensen SubStack tanepiper rook2paw1 yorick dominictarr ---- upboats please @ http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4116728 (or search for it from 'New' page on HN) |
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| <SubStack> | here's my thing https://github.com/substack/schoolbus |
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| <niftylettuce> | epic lol |
| 14:48:30
| <niftylettuce> | SubStack: u need schoolbus drawing |
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| <SubStack> | I'll draw one eventually |
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| <tanepiper> | http://scotlandjs.tanepiper.com/ |
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| <tanepiper> | (it takes a wee while for the data to load after you authorise) |
| 14:52:41
| <tanepiper> | once it gets going with the backfill its fast through |
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| <tanepiper> | tweets appear at the same time as my non-web client so :D |
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| <niftylettuce> | aw i got booted from front page |
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| <tanepiper> | :( |
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| <tanepiper> | don't you just hate it when an app acts differently on local and remote |
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| <tanepiper> | http://scotlandjs.tanepiper.com works but has some issues, and seems slower - but on my local machine is quite nippy and little issues |
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| <SubStack> | woot |
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| <tanepiper> | SubStack: is there a way to use streams over dnode? |
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| <maxogden> | subbrubb is workin on it |
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| <tanepiper> | oh? awesome |
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| <tanepiper> | i was hoping i could include one as a callback param |
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| <jesusabdullah> | THE FUTURE IS NOW MORE THAN EVER |
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| <LOUDBOT> | MAKE THEM MOTHERFUCKERS DO TRICKS |
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| <isaacs> | ok, 0.7.11 dropped |
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| <isaacs> | this is so much work. |
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| <isaacs> | hofstadter's law is eating my soul. |
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| <jesusabdullah> | isaacs: almost done! kind of. |
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| <jesusabdullah> | haha |
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| <rowbit> | SubStack, pkrumins: These encoders are STILL down: 173.203.67.76(free3) |
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