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| <jesusabdullah> | Hey guys, anyone know of handy tools for couchdb changes feed/replication stuff? |
| 01:12:21
| <jesusabdullah> | Like, in the vein of follow definitely but like something geared towards keeping two data sources in-sync would be ideal |
| 01:13:16
| <jesusabdullah> | maxogden: ^^ :) |
| 01:21:30
| <maxogden> | jesusabdullah: its built in to couch |
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| <maxogden> | jesusabdullah: POST /_replicate |
| 01:21:50
| <SubStack> | _replicate <3 |
| 01:23:04
| <SubStack> | also: anybody want to give a talk before mine at baynode in southbay in a few weeks? |
| 01:23:07
| <SubStack> | going to talk about browserify |
| 01:23:16
| <jesusabdullah> | maxogden: See, here's the thing though |
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| <jesusabdullah> | maxogden: I don't want to replicate data to another couch |
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| <jesusabdullah> | maxogden: I want to sync a couch with a mailchimp account, and vice versa |
| 01:23:42
| <SubStack> | replicate to a pouch! |
| 01:23:59
| <jesusabdullah> | What I'm mostly look for is "starting where I left off" |
| 01:24:06
| <jesusabdullah> | was wondering if anyone solved that problem for me already |
| 01:24:08
| <SubStack> | ah yeah that sounds different enough |
| 01:24:27
| <maxogden> | jesusabdullah: you can use the `since` key with follow |
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| <maxogden> | jesusabdullah: but that problem is hard to generalize |
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| <jesusabdullah> | maxogden: as in, since a date? |
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| <jesusabdullah> | maxogden: or since a certain commit? |
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| <maxogden> | since refers to couch's sequence IDs |
| 01:26:08
| <jesusabdullah> | okay |
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| <jesusabdullah> | and if I'm using follow, how do I get the latest sequence ID? |
| 01:26:46
| <maxogden> | http://isaacs.couch.xxx/registry/_changes |
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| <maxogden> | last_seq: 146660 |
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| <maxogden> | http://isaacs.couch.xxx/registry/_changes?since=146658 |
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| <jesusabdullah> | okay |
| 01:27:38
| <jesusabdullah> | how about from streaming updates? |
| 01:27:43
| <jesusabdullah> | I forget how to make it stream |
| 01:28:06
| <jesusabdullah> | Oh all the docs have "seq" |
| 01:28:07
| <jesusabdullah> | okay cool |
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| <jesusabdullah> | should be fine then :) |
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| <SubStack> | STREAM ALL THE THINGS |
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| <LOUDBOT> | TOOMMMMMMMM |
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| <maxogden> | ORROWWW, TOMORROW I LOVE YOU TOMORROW |
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| <LOUDBOT> | THE DOMINCAN RUPUBLIC RUNS ON FAT BOTTOM GIRLS |
| 01:48:58
| <maxogden> | THAT DIDNT RHYME COMPUTER MAN |
| 01:48:58
| <LOUDBOT> | SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TESTICLES |
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| <SubStack> | silly rowbit |
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| <SubStack> | always spamming us |
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| <guybrush-> | thats why rowbit is on my ignore-list for quite some time now :D |
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| <SubStack> | hmmmm |
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| <tanepiper> | SubStack: is there a way to use trumpet without streams? |
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| <tanepiper> | basically I'm parsing existing HTML from a mysql database to remove hard coded width/heights from them all, so i'm getting back rows in a callback |
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| <SubStack> | hmmmm |
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| <maxogden> | BAD ENCODERS |
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| <LOUDBOT> | HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO EXPRESS BOTH EXCITEMENT AND SURPRISE AT THE SAME TIME WITHOUT UNICODEâ½ |
| 20:57:26
| <SubStack> | LOUDBOT: use utf8 |
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| <LOUDBOT> | SubStack: THEY'RE NOT ROBOTS, THEY'RE MECHANICAL PEOPLE!! |
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| <SubStack> | Y U SO SPAMMY ROWBIT |
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| <LOUDBOT> | GAY SONGS FOR GAYS BEING GAY |
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| <pkrumins> | fixed encoders |
| 21:27:04
| <pkrumins> | rowbit is spammy because node is crashing with that stack overflow error |
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| <SubStack> | aha! |
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| <SubStack> | pkrumins: you found the bug? :D |
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| <rowbit> | /!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) haig.bedrossian@... successfully signed up for developer browserling plan ($20). Cash money! /!\ |
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| <pkrumins> | see the plan wasnt upgraded |
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| <pkrumins> | SubStack: didnt find the bug, but just restarted the encoders |
| 21:39:57
| <SubStack> | oh |
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| <pkrumins> | now i have to restart the bouncy and stripe service and webapp |
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| <pkrumins> | because all subsequent signups wont get upgraded |
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| <rowbit> | /!\ ATTENTION: (default-local) karl@... successfully signed up for developer browserling plan ($20). Cash money! /!\ |
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| <SubStack> | \o/ |
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| <Raynos> | \o/ |
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| <paul_irish_> | SubStack: i used `tree` today and fat told you have something related to that thats better? |
| 23:26:55
| <paul_irish_> | maybe he meant subdeps? /me shrugs |
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| <paul_irish_> | SubStack: were you at fluent? |
| 23:28:28
| <SubStack> | nope I wasn't at fluent |
| 23:29:04
| <SubStack> | oh maybe tree is like traverse |
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| <SubStack> | https://github.com/substack/js-traverse |
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| <maxogden> | paul_irish_: fluent is entirely too businessy for subbrubb |
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| <paul_irish_> | yeah |
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| <paul_irish_> | i thought i saw his hair there. |
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| <maxogden> | paul_irish_: im hack at haus coffee with mikeal, dont you live around here? |
| 23:49:04
| <maxogden> | hacking* |
| 23:49:23
| <paul_irish_> | i used to |
| 23:49:26
| <paul_irish_> | but i moved last week |
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| <maxogden> | whoadang |
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| <paul_irish_> | yah |
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| <maxogden> | TO OAKLAND? |
| 23:49:49
| <LOUDBOT> | SO YOU DON'T NOTICE |
| 23:49:55
| <paul_irish_> | TO OAKLAND!!!!! |
| 23:50:01
| <paul_irish_> | jk to palo alto |
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| <SubStack> | put an oak on it |
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| <maxogden> | bwahahaha south bay |
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| <paul_irish_> | gotta see about a girl |
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| <SubStack> | south bay claims another victim! |
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| <paul_irish_> | i wonder wehre i can find a test suite for fn.bind |
| 23:52:20
| <paul_irish_> | webkitlayouttests/fast/js/script-tests/function-bind.js BOOM |
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| <maxogden> | paul_irish_: did you know that paulirish.asia is available? |
| 23:59:19
| <maxogden> | paul_irish_: and that paulirish.com gets 39 errors on the w3c validator? #funfacts |