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00:54:30  <isaacs>chapel: don't mean that you were the only one for whom it was down
00:54:36  <isaacs>just that you're the only one who happened to notice
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02:11:43  <SubStack>esprima is so poorly written >_<
02:11:49  <SubStack>one giant 3500+ line file
02:12:02  <SubStack>and everything is in a (function () {})
02:13:37  <SubStack>what the fuck and when you call parse() it sets a state variable!
02:13:41  <SubStack>instead of passing a parameter
02:13:45  <SubStack>what the fuck is wrong with these people
02:14:48  <SubStack>and there is a gigantic block of variables at the top of it
02:15:17  <SubStack>https://github.com/ariya/esprima/blob/master/esprima.js#L43
02:16:48  <SubStack>so basically it will be impossible to fix that code to make it streaming
02:17:34  <maxogden>open a github issue
02:18:03  <SubStack>the issue would be "unhackable project due to lack of modularity"
02:18:21  <maxogden>yea and then describe that you wanna make it streaming but cant
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02:33:15  <SubStack>ANYWAYS
02:33:15  <LOUDBOT>WHY DOES THAT WORK THERE BUT NOT HERE
02:33:22  <SubStack>getting this crazy thing to work first
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04:29:55  <SubStack>bwahaha
04:30:16  <SubStack>> require('./')('[ 1, 2, [ 3, 4 ] ]', function (node) { if (node.type === 'ArrayExpression') node.update(function (s) { return '(' + s + ')' }) })
04:30:19  <SubStack>'([ 1, 2, ([ 3, 4 ]) ])'
04:30:34  <SubStack>nested updates!
04:34:39  <SubStack>super tiny module too
04:34:44  <SubStack>for now
04:41:51  <SubStack>using a clever trick with sparse array splicing and .join('')
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05:06:49  <SubStack>https://github.com/substack/node-falafel
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05:29:16  <maxogden>ARE YOU ASSERTING THAT FALAFELS ARE FRIENDLIER LOOKING THAN BURRITOS?
05:29:17  <LOUDBOT>YOU SHOULD HAVE USED GOOGLE VOICE
05:30:16  <maxogden>SubStack: is this oldschool commonjs or something? https://github.com/joehewitt/scrollability/blob/master/scrollability.js#L94
05:40:47  <SubStack>haha what
05:41:51  <SubStack>maxogden: I am asserting that falafels are like eastern burritos
05:42:08  <SubStack>AND THEY ARE JUST FRIENDLIER IN THE EAST OK?
05:42:08  <LOUDBOT>AND HOW MANY OF THOSE THINGS DO YOU STICK IN YOUR PUSSY?
05:42:51  <SubStack>LOUDBOT: what do falafels have to do with cats?
05:42:51  <LOUDBOT>SubStack: EVEN IF I CLOSE MY EYES I STILL THINK ABOUT TOM CRUISE, THE TIME HE SHOVED HIS DICK INTO MY FACE IS BURNED ONTO MY RETINAS, THANKS TO THE GAMMA RAY BURST THAT HAPPENED RIGHT BEHIND HIM
05:43:11  <SubStack>silly robot
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07:14:46  <Raynos>maxogden: Looks like require.js having a non-standard .ready extension
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08:29:45  <Raynos>SubStack: Let's say i have a module X that uses browserify for me.
08:30:03  <Raynos>And I want to extend browserify by making it be able to require `.dust` (template) files
08:30:16  <Raynos>Is there any way I can do that without having module X expose it's instance of browserify ?
08:40:42  <SubStack>use .register
08:40:46  <SubStack>it's in the readme
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13:49:50  <Raynos>I can't call .register in app Y because module X uses a different instance of the browserify module
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16:15:53  <pkrumins>oh crap
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16:20:53  <pkrumins>1 server is back
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17:24:43  <pkrumins>woohoo 2 signups in less than 30 mins
17:24:57  <pkrumins>now at 89 customers
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17:53:41  <wiwillia>pkrumins ever heard of https breaking internet explorer?! https pages are just failing in IE :(
17:53:59  <wiwillia>I'm kinda stumped
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18:00:18  <pkrumins>wiwillia: in browserling?
18:00:24  <pkrumins>wiwillia: what's the address?
18:01:26  <wiwillia>wiwillia: no we just discovered the bug through browserling (in IE)
18:01:31  <wiwillia>just never seen anything like it before
18:01:35  <wiwillia>can I get a console in browserling IE?
18:06:05  <pkrumins>only in IE9 i think
18:07:33  <wiwillia>kk thanks
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18:08:56  <pkrumins>but with real IEs which we're working on to launching, we'll have consoles for all IEs
18:09:13  <wiwillia>nice
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19:23:17  <pkrumins>3 signups today! hooray!
19:23:59  <duncanbeevers>Any idea when you'll have a real ie8?
19:25:15  <pkrumins>any day now
19:25:50  <pkrumins>super close to fixing this one last bug that's holding us off from launching
19:26:51  <duncanbeevers>Wonderful.
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