00:03:35  <isaacs>nice!
00:05:32  <SubStack>well minus server costs, which are a lot
00:10:13  <wiwillia>ahh it's all about the revenue though
00:10:21  <wiwillia>that's awesome
00:10:26  <wiwillia>you guys are getting a ton of buzz on Twitter
00:10:47  <niftylettuce>or is Twitter getting a buzz from them...
00:11:10  <wiwillia>niftylettuce: touche
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02:03:58  <SubStack>today has been pretty glorious
02:04:10  <SubStack>just chill as fuck
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02:08:35  <wiwillia>SubStack opposite here >_<
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04:48:46  <maxogden>'chill as fuck'
04:48:47  <maxogden>wat
04:49:06  <maxogden>oh you are practicing your SubbRubb persona
04:49:07  <maxogden>i get it
04:51:25  <SubStack>haha
04:51:49  <SubStack>no just listening to zero 7 on pandora
04:54:49  <SubStack>excellent napping music
05:12:52  <AvianFlu>OH SHIT KEEP IT DOWN THE ANTI-HARASSMENT POLICY MIGHT HEAR YOU SLEEPING
05:12:52  <LOUDBOT>'PLEASE ALEX DON'T BE SUCH A JERK C'MON'
05:12:52  <niftylettuce>mm
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05:57:19  <SubStack>jesusabdullah: on both sides with browserify though?
05:57:52  <SubStack>libs that don't work with browserify are irritating special cases
05:58:28  <jesusabdullah>You didn't specify browserify
05:58:47  <jesusabdullah>I have no idea if it works with browserify, and I don't care cause I can just <script> it and I'm good
05:59:21  <SubStack>})(typeof(window) === 'undefined' ? module.exports : (window.json = window.json || {}));
05:59:27  <SubStack>don't ever do this
05:59:36  <SubStack>>_<
06:00:11  * SubStacktilts against windmills
06:00:35  <SubStack>EXCUSE ME FOR BEING QUIXOTIC BUT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN DOING IT WRONG SINCE FOREVER
06:00:36  <LOUDBOT>SO NEXT IS EMG AND STEROID INJECTIONS
06:04:48  <AvianFlu>HEY DON'T YOU TALK SMACK ABOUT FOREVER I TOTALLY FIXED IT
06:04:49  <LOUDBOT>RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCHURGHUSHUSFGSFKGFS
06:11:10  <jesusabdullah>SubStack: We accept pull requests.
06:13:27  <SubStack>true enough!
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06:49:11  * niftylettuceis sad
06:49:36  <SubStack>oh craps >_<
06:49:45  <SubStack>oh wait
06:49:55  <SubStack>right those were just the test accounts
06:50:12  <niftylettuce>yea he set me up with a ded plan
06:50:33  <SubStack>must've spun those down
07:03:37  <niftylettuce>anyone here have an iPad, Kindle, or other tablet they could test something DDG-related for me real quick?
07:05:24  <chapel>niftylettuce: ask in hackerbreakfast
07:18:55  <chapel>http://teespring.com/disapproval
07:19:18  <niftylettuce>chapel: u make that?
07:19:23  <chapel>nah
07:20:01  <jesusabdullah>dammit man I can't buy EVERY shirt on teespring
07:20:09  <chapel>lol
07:20:16  <chapel>I kind of wish they had a directory
07:20:21  <chapel>or some way to see what shirts were out there
07:20:35  <jesusabdullah>They don't have that?
07:20:35  <chapel>specially now that I know I can possibly get one in my size :)
07:20:39  <jesusabdullah>They really really should
07:20:42  <chapel>idk, I can't find one
07:23:24  <niftylettuce>http://www.simplyhired.com/job-id/acphqgnq72/we-need-jobs/ whaaa
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07:31:39  <jesusabdullah>we need jobs, huh?
07:31:53  <jesusabdullah>There was this commercial back at home for a used car dealership
07:31:56  <jesusabdullah>that went,
07:32:00  <jesusabdullah>"WE NEED CARS!!!"
07:32:12  <jesusabdullah>WE NEED CARS SO THAT WE CAN SELL THEM SO SELL US YOUR FUCKING CAR
07:32:13  <LOUDBOT>DER0 HAS A BIG VAJAYJAY
07:33:02  <jesusabdullah>awesome php developers, huh?
07:33:15  <jesusabdullah>@hipsterhacker once called it, "choadigniter"
07:33:28  <jesusabdullah>I'm gonna remember that one even though I never used it
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09:10:24  <SubStack>rook2pawn: this might be useful for managing your ai farm http://github.com/substack/fleet
09:10:40  <SubStack>hot off the presses too!
09:20:24  <tanepiper>paul_irish: thanks for using my (slightly crappy) plugin :) I promose I'm going to improve it!
09:49:39  <Altreus>paul_irish: oh hello you're in here. Did you remove that console.log that rych noticed?
09:49:52  <Altreus>from the idle timer
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17:38:57  <pkrumins>at 76 paying customers
17:39:32  <pkrumins>3 customers had their card declined, and if they renew we should be at 79 then.
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17:40:32  <pkrumins>eval: 76*20-100
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17:40:38  <pkrumins>perlbot: eval: 76*20-100
17:40:40  <perlbot>pkrumins: 1420
17:40:53  <pkrumins>eval: 1420-800
17:40:58  <pkrumins>perlbot: eval: 1420-800
17:41:00  <perlbot>pkrumins: 620
17:41:14  <pkrumins>pocketing $620 after server costs
17:46:07  <chapel>not bad
17:46:28  <pkrumins>we're launching real IEs, so that will take $400 away
17:46:44  <pkrumins>so we'll pocket $200 after that, but that should get us a lot of new customers
17:46:51  <pkrumins>so things are great
17:48:46  <pkrumins>actually free plans are down right now
17:48:51  <pkrumins>so i'm gonna restart all free plan servers
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17:53:56  <pkrumins>1/4 up
17:54:10  <pkrumins>2/4 up
17:56:24  <pkrumins>3/4 up
17:57:40  <pkrumins>4/4 up.
18:01:10  <SubStack>^5
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18:18:08  <pkrumins>\o
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19:07:28  <niftylettuce>womp womp
19:07:44  <niftylettuce>pkrumins: when are you launching real IE's?
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19:09:57  <SubStack>niftylettuce: as soon as I finish the new encoder hopping
19:10:03  <SubStack>bwahaha more accounts
19:10:15  <niftylettuce>77
19:10:31  <niftylettuce>what are you guys gonna do when you hit 100?
19:10:42  <SubStack>party!
19:10:44  <niftylettuce>party in Riga and US of A
19:10:52  <SubStack>yes
19:12:06  <pkrumins>niftylettuce: there were some corrections, at 76 now.
19:15:46  <pkrumins>place your bets - we hit 100 by the end of this month.
19:24:09  <niftylettuce>no more bets, thank u
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19:27:16  <niftylettuce>!!!
19:49:43  <SubStack>yow
20:26:53  <pkrumins>that's stephen from pubnub, signed up with his new card
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21:00:33  <rook2pawn>SubStack: Cool! checking it out now
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21:22:25  <SubStack>https://github.com/substack/node-archy
21:26:11  <pkrumins>\o/
21:26:26  <SubStack>going to use this module all over for fleet
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21:46:37  <isaacs>SubStack: 404'd https://github.com/substack/node-archy/blob/master/package.json
21:47:26  <SubStack>!
21:48:02  <SubStack>fixed
21:50:01  <isaacs>SubStack: i enjoy that this has no dependencies
21:50:25  <SubStack>it's only 18 sloc
21:50:44  <isaacs>SubStack: wanna get on the npm contributors list by sending me a pull req that replaces ls's implementation with this?
21:51:05  <isaacs>SubStack: also, does it handle multi-line items? (like: npm ls -l)
21:51:55  <SubStack>not yet
21:51:58  <SubStack>I'll add that
21:52:54  <isaacs>yeah, it's not too hard.
21:53:11  <isaacs>just need to split and join with the prefix + " " instead of +,`,or |
21:53:43  <isaacs>SubStack: also, would be good to provide a non-unicode version. like npm ls --no-unicode
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21:54:10  <SubStack>right
21:54:29  <isaacs>just need to replace └ with `, and ├ with + and ┬ and ─ with -, and │ with |
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22:07:28  <SubStack>bwahaha
22:25:55  <SubStack>isaacs: ok multilines now work
22:26:04  <SubStack>now adding non-unicode
22:26:10  <isaacs>sweet
22:27:06  <rook2pawn>sorry forgot again, how do you have a module pulled from a specific repo from package.json?
22:27:24  <SubStack>you can add the tarball link directly from github
22:27:41  <rook2pawn>so "modulename" : "tarballlink"
22:27:50  <SubStack>yep
22:28:00  <SubStack>"archy" : "https://github.com/substack/node-archy/tarball/master"
22:28:01  <SubStack>like that
22:28:15  <SubStack>or you can tag commits and those show up in the download links too
22:28:18  <isaacs>or "archy": "git://github.com/substack/node-archy"
22:28:24  <SubStack>oh really?
22:28:31  <SubStack>when did that land?
22:28:37  <isaacs>or "archy": "git://github.com/substack/node-archy#tag-or-branch-or-sha-or-even-HEAD^^^"
22:28:45  <isaacs>SubStack: 1.whatever
22:28:52  <SubStack>that is super awesome
22:28:54  <isaacs>:)
22:28:56  <isaacs>yep
22:29:15  <SubStack>does npm have non-unicode mode that I can test against?
22:29:36  <SubStack>oh wait --no-unicode nevermind
22:29:38  <isaacs>yep
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22:29:50  <isaacs>or --unicode=false, which is the same in nopt if you have declared it as a binary type
22:29:55  <isaacs>er, boolean type
22:30:28  <SubStack>npm publish is hanging :(
22:30:58  <isaacs>yes.
22:31:01  <isaacs>qv #node.js
22:31:10  <isaacs>have patience
22:31:19  <SubStack>roger
22:39:54  <isaacs>"The server isn't responding... I KNOW, LET'S DDOS IT!!"
22:40:09  <isaacs>the thing about herds is that no matter how smart the individuals are, the herd is a moron.
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22:48:26  <st_luke>the herd is a moron
22:48:32  <st_luke>can that go on the back of the next oakland js shirt
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22:51:34  <ryan_stevens>is anyone seeing strange issues with npm right now
22:54:01  <SubStack>pretty sure everyone is
22:57:07  <ryan_stevens>what's the issue?
22:57:52  <ryan_stevens>I've been unplugged from the twitters and ircs this morning
23:06:31  <SubStack>I'm not sure either
23:10:52  <SubStack>ok archy now supports non-unicode mode
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