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17:06:45  <graeme_f>Woohoo!
17:07:11  * graeme_ftries to work out what time it is in PST...
17:07:22  <knowtheory>10 am i think
17:07:31  <knowtheory>yep, 10:07
17:12:25  <graeme_f>cool - see you in a coiple of hours then :)
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18:50:08  <piscisaureus_>hello
18:51:17  <cjm>hey
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18:55:11  <isaacs>hola
18:55:28  <piscisaureus_>hey isaacs. You pop up everywhere I go :-p
18:55:39  <isaacs>piscisaureus_: that's becuase i'm stalking you
18:55:53  <isaacs>piscisaureus_: i'm only pretending to be in california. i spend 6 days a week in the netherlands.
18:56:15  <isaacs>piscisaureus_: i fly back every tuesday to show up in teh office so that joyent doesn't get suspicious
18:56:37  <piscisaureus_>isaacs: heh. So you are here for queensday?
18:56:46  <piscisaureus_>isaacs: come join us. felix is also in amsterdam
18:56:50  <piscisaureus_>:-p
18:56:53  <isaacs>piscisaureus_: haha, jk, no, but that'd be fun
18:57:09  * isaacsactually tries very hard to never leave oakland unless very necessary.
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18:59:31  <piscisaureus_>hehe
18:59:38  <piscisaureus_>yeah I also try very hard
18:59:39  <lmatteis>woot
18:59:40  <lmatteis>sup all
19:00:00  <piscisaureus_>isaacs: I managed to never ever leave oakland
19:00:04  <piscisaureus_>in my entire life
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19:03:05  <cjm>we will be a few min late
19:03:06  <lmatteis>this music is sorta nice
19:03:30  <justinm>it's like i'm on hold, but in stereo
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19:04:05  <mikeal>SubStack: where you at?
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19:05:40  <SubStack>mikeal: computer crashed
19:05:44  * lmatteisfalls asleep from music
19:05:48  <mikeal>Linux :(
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19:09:17  <graeme_f>What? That would never have happened on Windows? ;)
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19:11:27  <lmatteis>did it start?
19:11:50  <cjm>not yet, almost ready, 5min
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19:12:26  <lmatteis>alright i just couldn't take that music anymore
19:12:29  <lmatteis>let us know here when it starts
19:13:14  <cjm>live
19:13:33  <cjm>also, that music is great
19:13:36  <japj>I didn't know nodeup had it's own band playing music ;)
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19:22:43  <dscape>http://gorillafilmmagazineblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/eddie-izzard-01.jpeg
19:22:55  <japj>http://www.youtube.com/nodephilly
19:24:12  <SubStack>http://substack.net/images/browserify/browserify.png
19:24:14  <graeme_f>IT'S ALL REAL
19:24:18  <SubStack>wizards
19:24:52  <vicapow>http://clock.co.uk/
19:28:11  <japj>heroku cedar?
19:28:24  <cjm>https://github.com/hij1nx/cdir
19:29:00  <justinm>schweet
19:29:13  <japj>ah, there should be live shownotes so we can lookup stuff on the fly ;)
19:29:28  <japj>is someone grabbing a beer from the fridge on the cast?
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19:33:33  <japj>https://github.com/dominictarr/crypto-browserify
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19:36:47  <aoberoi>omg ustream ads are so annoying
19:37:26  <japj>what adds?
19:37:45  <aoberoi>u dont get ads every 5-10 mins?
19:37:56  <japj>no
19:38:23  <aoberoi>well then... ustream hates me.
19:38:32  <japj>and I am not logged in (living in The Netherlands), maybe they don't have adds for me ;)
19:39:09  <aoberoi>oh thats probably it then. ur not as much of a target lol
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19:40:45  <swmcc>aoberoi: it has happend me once so far
19:40:59  <maxogden>just started listening and dang it feels nice to hear nunos voice
19:41:06  <swmcc>i am in belfast and not logged in
19:42:15  <RLa>i logged in with facebook, using adblocks and seeing/hearing no ads
19:42:53  <justinm>i'm not logged in, i'm using chrome, and the only ad i see is to 'switch to chrome'
19:43:12  <swmcc>:D
19:43:47  <maxogden>streams begin and end eventually, eventemitters dont necessarily
19:44:32  <maxogden>eventemitters = observer pattern = really useful for things like building UI
19:44:56  <pickels>and to decouple stuff
19:45:06  <pickels>since they call you and you don't call them
19:45:17  <maxogden>like my girlfriends
19:45:19  <piscisaureus__>these ustream ads... seriously?
19:46:13  <cjm>are they in the middle of the show now? it used to just be one at the beginning
19:46:22  <pickels>I mostly use the Stalker pattern.
19:46:23  <vicapow>cjm: yep :(
19:46:31  <cjm>oh :(
19:48:05  <japj>piscisaureus__: you have ustream adds?
19:48:15  <jos_e>I got just the one at the beginning
19:48:29  <piscisaureus__>japj: yeah I just had one in the middle of the show
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19:49:12  * SubStackalready plugged it
19:49:36  * maxogdensweet
19:49:40  * maxogdenwhats up jimmy
19:51:11  <vicapow>the flying V
19:51:34  <maxogden>SubStack: bubb rubb's new name is Toyoshi Cold Bubblebath
19:55:46  <maxogden>mikeal: your scoped done methods are effing confusing to me
19:55:57  <mikeal>yeah, they are crazy :)
19:56:14  <swmcc>advert :D
19:56:53  <SubStack>mikeal: have you looked at https://github.com/substack/node-seq ?
19:56:59  <SubStack>it's all about parallel and sequential operations
19:57:45  <maxogden>the kangaroos run nodejs in their kangaroo brains
19:58:01  <japj>is that the flat world that is on the back of a kangaroo?
19:58:07  <SubStack>single-threaded brains
19:58:35  <SubStack>japj: yes but the kangaroos are standing on a turtle
19:58:47  <SubStack>and the turtle is swimming through space at high speed
19:58:59  <japj>exactly ;)
19:59:29  <justinm>link for the place hiring in sydney pls?
19:59:38  <cjm>www.bislr.com/jobs
19:59:42  <justinm>thanks
20:00:02  <maxogden>it bizzles you
20:00:19  <SubStack>bedizzler
20:00:38  <japj>http://jsconf.com.au/
20:00:57  <cjm>https://github.com/substack/node-disorder
20:01:57  <maxogden>:D
20:03:15  <aoberoi>fucking hate the ustream ads. i've had at least 4 since the beginning and they always happen over stuff i really want to hear
20:03:29  <aoberoi>can we find another solution for live streaming in the future?
20:03:49  <japj>I have not hear an add yet (knock on wood)
20:03:54  <japj>*heared
20:06:58  <maxogden>for a minute just now isaac sounded like ryah
20:07:08  <maxogden>when he was calling everything crap
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20:09:31  <swmcc>aoberoi: the podcast is out tomorrow
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20:14:17  <aoberoi>swmcc: but i also don't want to invest the time into listening to the show more than once
20:14:24  <aoberoi>btw just got another one
20:14:25  <maxogden>people who suck at programming will keep sucking at programming
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20:17:02  <piscisaureus__>does youtube not support live streams these days?
20:17:50  <japj>or blip.tv?
20:18:58  <vicapow>instead of just guessing, it would be sweet if someone actually tested these new language features on actual new programmers
20:19:39  <dshaw_>+1000
20:19:47  <japj>piscisaureus__: apparently consumers can't stream on youtube yet, it is possible for events though
20:20:02  <maxogden>language implementors are basically the same type of person as teachers so im sure they know without actually trying it in the real world
20:20:03  <dshaw_>You can pretty much keep JS in your head. Java, for example, not so much.
20:20:35  <dshaw_>…and thus you need big IDEs and other crutches.
20:20:37  <SubStack>career bureaucrats on tc39
20:20:44  <SubStack>that's why harmony sucks
20:20:44  <dshaw_>yep
20:21:28  <dshaw_>Maybe, brainfuck?
20:21:30  <vicapow>you call it a "toy language" when you dont know what you'd do with it
20:21:36  <vicapow>lol yeah
20:22:07  <cjm>https://github.com/isaacs/npm-www
20:22:47  <piscisaureus__>yay, my 5th ad
20:22:50  <SubStack>poor paulo, out of battery
20:23:14  <SubStack>KID TESTED, TC39 APPROVED
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20:23:37  <dshaw_>piscisaureus__: Yeah, ads have been pretty brutal on Ustream today.
20:23:53  <japj>piscisaureus__: this is really strange, I have not heared an add yet (not that I don't mind ofc)
20:24:21  <cjm>we'll have to figure something else out
20:25:04  <aoberoi>and again. i've decided that if i have to be annoyed by these ads by actually blocking me from hearing the show, the least i can do is share that all with you
20:25:10  <aoberoi>:)
20:25:27  <dshaw_>http://f.cl.ly/items/3f380D2r3G0W1A2b1P24/node-framework.png
20:26:11  <justinm>lol
20:26:17  <maxogden>if tako was like 10 modules would that make it better
20:26:23  <japj>isaacs: what needs to be done for the npm website?
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20:28:28  <maxogden>node point javascript: kind of a big deal
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20:28:54  <maxogden>TACO CONFERENCE TWENTY TWELVE
20:29:12  <maxogden>BRING YO BIKE BRING YO WIFE BRING YO HUSBAND BRING YO KIDS BRING YO CASH
20:29:12  <dscape>http://tacoconf.com/
20:29:43  <japj>when is it in europe?
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20:31:01  <maxogden>A MUSIC VIDEO KIND OF LIKE SCRAPER BIKES
20:31:05  <maxogden>WILL HAPPEN
20:31:07  <maxogden>i cant stop yelling sorry
20:31:12  <maxogden>tacoconf is just so damn exciting
20:31:26  <japj>for some reason I see flying tacos
20:31:46  <japj>https://github.com/substack/node-falafel
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20:34:28  <dscape>https://gist.github.com/2517108
20:35:00  <aoberoi>annnnnd another one.
20:35:21  <aoberoi>the worst part is that i can't even see the ad
20:35:25  <aoberoi>so i don't know what its for
20:35:56  <SubStack>maxogden: will there be music videos?
20:36:08  <maxogden>SubStack: hopefully
20:37:27  <SubStack>https://gist.github.com/2426551
20:37:29  <SubStack>isaacs: ^
20:37:30  <pickels>What will be used for search on the npm website?
20:37:59  <japj>https://github.com/hubbleio/hubble.io ?
20:38:35  <japj>https://github.com/hubbleio/hubble.io/blob/master/server/github.js
20:40:05  <maxogden>https://github.com/isaacs/npm-www/issues/1
20:41:48  <SubStack>the author page should use tesselated hexagons for projects
20:41:59  <maxogden>SubStack: im writing that for gather
20:42:11  <SubStack>yeps
20:42:17  <SubStack>put it on npm!
20:42:19  <SubStack>node-hexagon
20:42:25  <maxogden>node-tessellated-hexagon
20:42:31  <SubStack>yeps
20:42:44  <japj>node-tessagon
20:42:53  <maxogden>hexallate
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20:45:38  <aoberoi>another one :)
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20:50:42  <mikeal>tessagon is aweosme
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21:50:21  <isaacs>yo
21:50:27  <isaacs>dshaw_: i am now, for a sec
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21:57:17  <dshaw_>nevermind, thanks.
21:57:35  <dshaw_>moved beyond. revisting working with npm in code.
21:57:53  <isaacs>kewl
21:58:02  <dshaw_>decided to say fuck it and exec the statement. :-D
21:58:08  <isaacs>eeewwww
21:58:12  <isaacs>it's not so bad as a library
21:58:30  <dshaw_>I'll revisit it later.
21:58:42  <dshaw_>Want to ship this off and go outside.
21:58:50  <isaacs>dshaw_: https://github.com/isaacs/npm-www/blob/master/server.js#L46-54
21:58:52  <isaacs>haha
21:58:55  <isaacs>good plan!
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