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18:50:13  <ezkl>Who is this?
18:50:35  <ezkl>Music, that is
18:51:04  <cjm>brad mehldau trio
18:51:31  <ezkl>I'm not familiar, but really, really digging it
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18:52:19  <cjm>:)
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19:04:00  <maxogden>from jan: "I just updated my B2G phone. git clone && make. Pretty fucking sweet."
19:04:33  <maxogden>substack ENTERS THE 21ST CENTURE
19:04:34  <maxogden>Y
19:04:56  <mikeal>haha
19:05:03  <maxogden>ask substack if he understands how phones are intended to be used
19:05:25  * alejandromgchanged nick to alejandro|away
19:05:47  <maxogden>both ryan and substack have smartphones this community so mainstream
19:08:45  <maxogden>openssl bindings is way easier than reimplementing openssl in js
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19:19:12  <dshaw_>https://github.com/cowboy/grunt
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19:23:14  <Aaronaa>not a fan of coffescript but I thought this was pretty cool http://bolinfest.com/coffee/
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19:26:26  <mraleph>noooo my words are getting twisted a bit :-)
19:26:38  <mikeal>hahaha
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19:26:41  <benvie>haha
19:26:44  <mikeal>i will continue to quote that you hate Proxies
19:26:55  <mikeal>and i will agree :)
19:27:08  <mraleph>well I do not like them this is true :-)
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19:27:36  <mraleph>but they can be also be fast just like getters and setters
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19:28:00  <mikeal>we should not optimize them on purpose
19:28:08  <mraleph>:-)
19:28:22  <benvie>that was one of the whole big claims of the paper was that they can be performant
19:28:46  <mraleph>this claim looks correct.
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19:30:25  <SubStack>http://substack.net/images/mechanical_bull.png
19:31:24  <SubStack>which is out of date! http://substack.net/images/photo/2012-04-05-170744_blue_robot.jpg
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19:31:40  <pksunkara>yo
19:33:18  <ezkl>haha
19:33:53  <guybrush>what was the url for clock? :D
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19:34:41  <guybrush>http://clock.co.uk found it
19:35:27  <mraleph>[ anyways "nooooo" was not referring to mikeal's words about proxies. it was refering to isaacs (?) words on Object.keys().forEach vs. for-in they are not compiled into the same code (not yet at least), there was even no Object.keys() on my slides. there was forEach with a sad smile because it is not as efficient as a native loop. ]
19:35:57  <isaacs>mraleph: oh, thanks!
19:36:53  <mikeal>this MUST BE IN SHOW NOTES http://substack.net/images/mechanical_bull.png
19:38:12  <mikeal>mraleph: you said that in a few months it will work :)
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19:39:27  <mraleph>mikeal: well yeah, it just requires some plumbing. heavy machinery is there :-)
19:40:44  <mraleph>but I don't think I promised any particular date, it was more like "please be submitting a patch, it should be easy" :-)
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19:45:54  <timoxley>I'd use the same argument for people who complain about coffeescript
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19:55:44  <dshaw_>http://www.bislr.com
19:55:46  <dshaw_>http://www.bislr.com/jobs
19:59:38  <Aaronaa>rick's talk was awesome, I'm sitting at the fire pit after lunch day 1 and he sits next to me
19:59:56  <Aaronaa>that's why jsconf is awesome
20:00:16  <mraleph>speaking of nerds: on wednesday while chilling out by the fireplace I was asked if I was attending "nerd convention" :-)
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20:03:04  <mraleph>yep yep mikeal gets it.
20:03:52  <Aaronaa>it's retirees in AZ
20:04:15  <Aaronaa>probably in places that are too cool for us to find
20:04:41  <ezkl>Program computers.
20:05:27  <mraleph>Aaronaa: well it was not a retiree. it was a girl
20:06:02  <Aaronaa>I was replying to the hipsters comment, I was saying it's mostly retirees in AZ
20:06:29  <mraleph>ah
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20:11:40  <pksunkara>link please
20:12:51  <pksunkara>summerofnodejs.com is timing out
20:13:37  * Aaronaapart
20:14:35  <dshaw_>pksunkara: thanks
20:15:56  <dshaw_>Hit up twitter.com/summerofnodejs or email me dshaw@voxer.com
20:17:07  <dshaw_>Back http://summerofnodejs.com/
20:17:50  <pksunkara>dshaw_: just wanted to say that it's a nice idea :)
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20:18:33  <dshaw_>pksunkara: thanks
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