00:00:03  <pellepelle3>minute to spare
00:00:03  <micho>hi
00:00:13  <coderarity>micho: hi
00:00:13  <imsky>I LOVE YOU ALL, HIRE ME FOR YOUR NEXT EVENT
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00:00:22  <micho>the submission button is timing out
00:00:23  <DTrejo>AvianFlu: wish i'd been deploying as we go, b/c now there might be a small erorr that breaks my app because of env difference in jitsu
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00:00:27  <JonXP>I just want a deploy. :-(
00:00:29  <micho>for the dickinabox team
00:00:39  <stringhq>:( can't deploy
00:00:39  <richardhodgson>lol
00:00:47  <tne>nobody can :-D
00:00:52  <tne>it's fair :-O
00:01:04  <coderarity>JonXP: stringhq: we're working on it, we'll get everyone deployed
00:01:16  <Raynos>you guys get a free stress test
00:01:20  <AvianFlu>there are a lot of deploys succeeding right now - there are just over 1000 in progress atm
00:01:21  <cjm>i deployed !
00:01:22  <coderarity>micho: do you mean `jitsu deploy`? or something else?
00:01:24  <eaSy60>Still can't deploy since 30 minutes
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00:01:37  <blakmatrix>there is a grace period, so people who have yet to deploy are OK
00:01:44  <micho>coderarity i'm trying to deploy, but it fails
00:01:53  <micho>and also i can't press the "sunmit for voting" button
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00:02:00  <micho>error: Error running command deploy
00:02:00  <micho>error: socket hang up
00:02:15  <anoemi>ATTENTION: you need to commit your code right now, but you've got a grace period for deploys
00:02:20  <coderarity>micho: yeah, we're under a lot of load, hundreds of people are trying to deploy, try again :D
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00:02:24  <anoemi>WE'RE ALL GONNA BE FINE! :D
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00:02:28  <JonXP>Should we just run the deploy command and let it sit?
00:02:30  <micho>lol
00:02:35  <jcrugzz>WE ARE ALL GONNA LOSE
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00:02:47  <micho>ALL OUR WEEKENDS
00:02:48  <mmansour>I can't deploy
00:02:49  <coderarity>JonXP: yeah, don't Ctrl-C it
00:02:50  <mmansour>:(
00:02:51  <sorensen>jcrugzz: lol
00:02:52  <anoemi>LOL
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00:03:05  <anoemi>its cool, don't stress about deploying right now
00:03:07  <mmansour>AI spent the last 3 days not sleeping for wiut!!!
00:03:07  <benjaminbenben>Deployed! (took 10-15 tries) - thanks nodejitsu!
00:03:12  <anoemi>Nodejitsu DevOps is all over it
00:03:17  <anoemi>you're going to get through
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00:03:44  <coderarity>also, please no one die from a heart attack or any stress-related medical issues
00:03:56  <zum>phew, finally succeeded with the deployment
00:03:58  <jcrugzz>*heavy stressed breathing*
00:04:04  <fero>so they call them self a hosting company ?
00:04:05  <dtudury>don't stress about it… just spend the next 2 hours typing "jitsu deploy"? or take a nap and try again in 2 hours?
00:04:08  <sorensen>coderarity: can i just drink a beer then?
00:04:11  <shripadk>sum wins NKO… its official
00:04:13  <shripadk>*zum
00:04:14  <zum>so it is possible after all :)
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00:04:21  <coderarity>sorensen: this is a great solution :P
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00:04:24  <sorensen>WOOOOO
00:04:24  <fero>so they call them self a "cloud" hosting company ?
00:04:28  <karisma>is it just me, or is nodejitsu being ddosd?
00:04:36  <micho>ddos'd by us
00:04:40  <micho>#nko3
00:04:42  <karisma>Hooray cloud!
00:04:47  <coderarity>dtudury: don't take a nap, but keeptrying every few minutes
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00:05:04  <coderarity>try not to spam it though, we don't need a bunch of up-arrow-enter combos
00:05:06  <zum>you're welcome to try it out at http://hackchat.net/#nodeknockout :)
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00:06:21  * blakmatrixtopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: Operational but Under Heavy Load | jitsu@0.11.3 | Everybody Relax, your app will get deployed! Good Luck NKO Contestants
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00:06:36  <kuryaki>nko website down aswell is it hosted on nodejitsu?
00:06:46  <coderarity>it is
00:06:55  <AvianFlu>IT IS NOT
00:06:56  <jcrugzz>its not down, just under HEAVY load
00:07:01  <AvianFlu>kuryaki: it's on a linode, the nko website
00:07:08  <coderarity>nko website isn't? wow
00:07:10  <sorensen>zum: looks cool
00:07:11  <wizard_2>I hear we can increase our timeout as opposed to deploying over and over?
00:07:12  <sorensen>is it irc?
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00:07:38  <kuryaki>wizard_2: they said so in twitter
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00:07:44  <nlognbob>is what wizard says true? that seems like a much better solution that trying many times
00:07:44  <crisboot>it was impossible for us to make the last deploy
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00:07:57  <JonXP>How can we do that?
00:08:03  <mmansour_>How did you place a domain on nodejitsu
00:08:07  <AvianFlu>jitsu config set timeout 900000
00:08:14  <nlognbob>excellent
00:08:17  <Ari__>Ah, well was coming in here to ask about socket hanging on deploy, but I believe that the discussion of nko just answered my question
00:08:22  <imsky>HNGGGG
00:08:27  <wizard_2>mmansour_: add a domains:["domian.tld"] in your package .json
00:08:31  <coderarity>Ari__: just keep trying :D
00:08:55  <dtudury>yeah, what he said
00:08:59  <nlognbob>are those seconds or milliseconds?
00:09:09  <blakmatrix>nlognbob: ms
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00:09:25  <dtudury>after I said "jitsu config set timeout 48000000" it went through (could be coincidence though)
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00:10:06  <wizard_2>thanks
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00:10:43  <julian_duque>lets do the deploy dance all together !!
00:11:01  <kuryaki>julian_duque: :D
00:11:06  <nlognbob>well, I get Error: connect ECONNREFUSED almost immediately, so i'm not so confident the timeout is going to make a difference
00:11:06  <julian_duque>kuryaki: o/
00:11:16  <blakmatrix>mmansour_: https://dns.jit.su
00:11:18  <imsky>why so sloe
00:11:20  <imsky>WHY
00:11:34  <julian_duque>I'm still having certain bugs... but well it was fun !
00:11:45  <coderarity>imsky: lots of deploys going on, keep trying and set your timeout higher, `jitsu config set timeout 1000000`
00:11:47  <rabidNKO3> ♪(┌・。・)┌
00:11:49  <AvianFlu>nlognbob: you get that on deploy or from your app?
00:11:51  <rabidNKO3>deploy dance
00:12:12  <nlognbob>upon deploy try 1. but try 2 is now in progress
00:12:16  <zum>sorensen: thanks, it attempts to replicate the old school IRC experience but isn't IRC per se.
00:12:20  <wizard_2>timeout didn't work - my socket's getting closed
00:12:23  <zum>now to update the description...
00:12:30  <sorensen>gotcha
00:12:33  <blakmatrix>rabidNKO3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaCZN2N6Q_I
00:12:34  <sorensen>i like the look
00:12:34  <JonXP>I'm having the same issue as wizard_2
00:12:35  <sorensen>hackerish
00:12:37  <sorensen>:)
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00:12:47  <jkarsrud>will there be an extended deploy period if we can't deploy?
00:13:01  <mmansour_>trying to deploy again
00:13:01  <Swaagie>coderarity, it must be me, but can't figure how to share the ports atm, one module did the socket connections and all, app.js express setup
00:13:08  <blakmatrix>jkarsrud: yes
00:13:39  <DTrejo>half the grace period and still not able to deploy, havent gotten a single one in in the last 45 minutes
00:13:49  <coderarity>Swaagie: var io = require('socket.io').listen(app)
00:13:54  <DTrejo>well, 40 minutes or so
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00:14:02  <DTrejo>*30
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00:14:24  <sorensen>what's going on?!? the suspense is killing my girlfriend
00:14:47  <coderarity>sorensen: still having a lot of load, keep trying and set your timeout higher, `jitsu config set timeout 1000000`
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00:14:52  <gerad>DTrejo: ok, we're going to extend the grace period
00:14:54  <jcrugzz>SUCCESS!
00:15:02  <coderarity>sorensen: also don't let the suspense kill her
00:15:11  <Swaagie>coderarity, I understand that, but app is not available inside the module that does the socket details
00:15:43  <sorensen>what happens in 15 minutes if not deployed
00:15:44  <coderarity>Swaagie: gotta find a way to make it be, I believe this is your only choice
00:15:45  <gerad>okokok
00:15:48  <sorensen>grace period over?
00:15:50  <gerad>so, everybody relax
00:15:57  <gerad>we're extending the grace period
00:16:00  <sorensen>ah
00:16:04  <sorensen>just read that
00:16:08  <sorensen>whats the extention to?
00:16:23  <coderarity>sorensen: we'll get everyone depoyed, we may extend the grace period if we have to
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00:16:35  <coderarity>sorensen: still in the works
00:16:41  <thl0_>visnup: saw you turned watchmaker off, but our entry depends on this
00:16:49  <shripadk>gerad: thank you
00:16:58  <eaSy60>Still doesn't work
00:16:59  <visnup>thl0_: lol
00:16:59  <shripadk>gerad: extending by how much?
00:17:05  <thl0_>visnup: can we turn it back on at least to while demoing our app?
00:17:12  <visnup>thl0_: we'll turn it back on soon
00:17:17  <visnup>it was killing the website though
00:17:25  <visnup>thl0_: lol yeah, sorry
00:17:27  <gerad>shripadk: until everybody can get deployed
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00:17:31  <imsky>lol all i want to deploy is the vote button
00:17:31  <thl0_>visnup: also there is an error in the code
00:17:33  <shripadk>okay thank you so much gerad
00:17:34  <imsky>come on!
00:17:40  <thl0_>visnup: ok thanks
00:17:47  <pksunkara>how to use timeout config?
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00:17:54  <blakmatrix>imsky: did you set your client timeout ?
00:17:58  <imsky>yes
00:18:12  <crisboot>I'm still can't deploy
00:18:19  <mmansour_>my client timedout
00:18:21  <blakmatrix>pksunkara: `jitsu config set timeout 9000000`
00:18:34  <AvianFlu>crisboot: I'm seeing deploys succeed, just keep trying
00:18:37  <AvianFlu>the load is heavy
00:18:39  <crisboot>already set thtat config
00:18:52  <coderarity>eaSy60: mmansour_ crisboot keep trying, set timeout higher `jitsu config set timeout 1000000`
00:18:53  <AvianFlu>you'll get extra time
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00:19:09  <micho>when "creating snapshot", does it send all the data or just the updated files? our project has some larger assets
00:19:13  <thl0_>visnup: Uncaught TypeError: Cannot call method 'on' of undefined - guess and element was removed that the js depends on - don't think though that this will affect our entry
00:19:16  <crisboot>ok i'll try to get myself high :)
00:19:22  <coderarity>micho: all the data
00:19:32  <julian_duque>i want to deploy !
00:19:34  <thl0_>visnup: so as long as watchmaker comes back on, we should be good
00:19:59  <kuryaki>i deployed but now it serves sometimes css and sometimes dont, and sockets are randomly getting closed is that due the current heavy load?
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00:20:18  <blakmatrix>kuryaki: show me your app
00:20:24  <DTrejo>AvianFlu: mongo is giving us db assertion failures on nodejitsu, but not when testing on local computers. any idea why? when we run locally with production configs, there is no problem
00:20:34  <visnup>"So everybody relax. We're extending the grace period by as long as it takes to get everybody deployed."
00:20:46  <blakmatrix>^
00:20:58  <kuryaki>blakmatrix:codechat.jit.su
00:20:59  <evangenieur>to wait during deployment, I suggest : http://evangenieur.nko3.jitsu.com/Evangenieur/random_imgur/edit :)
00:21:03  <kuryaki>blakmatrix: codechat.jit.su
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00:21:21  <DTrejo>AvianFlu: nvm, ignore that chat
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00:22:20  <crisboot>I'm getting nervous Deploy grace period ends in 7 minutes
00:22:45  <blakmatrix>crisboot: it was extended
00:22:48  <coderarity>crisboot: it's being extended
00:22:50  <karisma>phew.
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00:23:02  <pellepelle3>i deployed in time only need to deploy one edit to make the login button click so blah
00:23:32  <asherkin> you know what IRC needs? more notices.
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00:25:11  <micho>deploy went through!
00:25:14  <micho>time to sleep ^^
00:25:41  <kuryaki>blakmatrix: GET http://codechat.jit.su/css/style.css launching 500
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00:25:53  <blakmatrix>I got it just fin
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00:25:58  <blakmatrix>refresh your cache
00:26:01  <kuryaki>ok
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00:26:43  <crisboot>what about Error running command deploy error: connect ECONNREFUSED error: Error: connect ECONNREFUSED error: at errnoException (net.js:769:11)
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00:27:03  <mmalecki>crisboot: can i have full output?
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00:27:52  <crisboot>it thowed and error
00:27:56  <crisboot>but the page is ok
00:28:09  <crisboot>looks like it deployed anyways
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00:29:00  <blakmatrix>crisboot: usually that error means your app crashed, but its fin afterwards because we restart your app
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00:29:10  <kuryaki>blakmatrix: [11/11 19:28:28 EST] debug: setting poll timeout
00:29:15  <kuryaki>blakmatrix: thats on jitsu logs
00:29:18  <crisboot>ok
00:29:21  <crisboot>works for me
00:29:24  <crisboot>thanks
00:30:04  <sberryman>i'm guessing under heavy load refers to the build server?
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00:31:15  <mmansour_>YAYYYY!
00:31:19  <mmansour_>It got deployed batches!! :p
00:31:24  <mmansour_>I'm kidding, thank you !!
00:31:27  <Swaagie>can anyone tell me how I can share a intialized socket.io in app.js to another module?
00:31:32  <benatkin>https://gist.github.com/42c2e9ada7a226505ba3
00:31:34  <mmansour_>I loved this hackathon!
00:31:36  <Swaagie>exports does not seem to do the trick
00:32:17  <cconstantine>deployed!
00:32:25  <shripadk>mine yet to be deployed
00:32:28  <shripadk>still stuck
00:32:30  <shripadk>retrying
00:32:41  <ferlores>same for me
00:33:04  <julian_duque>not deploying :(
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00:33:25  <benatkin>Swaagie: create it in a third module shared by app.js and the other module
00:34:08  <benatkin>Swaggie and if it needs parameters, export a function that creates it. and if it needs to call async functions, export a function that takes a callback.
00:34:23  <benatkin>s/Swaggie/Swaagie/
00:34:28  <shripadk>Uploading: [========== ] 38%error: Error running command deploy
00:34:28  <shripadk>error: socket hang up
00:34:43  <jkarsrud>man, it would suck if one of our apps doesn't work on jitsu :P
00:34:52  <pksunkara>getting An error has occurred: {"code":"ECONNREFUSED","errno":"ECONNREFUSED","syscall":"connect"}
00:34:55  <Swaagie>benatkin, that should work thanks for the clear answer :D
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00:35:35  <jkarsrud>is it possible to force an npm rebuild on a drone?
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00:35:58  <blakmatrix>jkarsrud: why would you want to do that?
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00:37:10  <jkarsrud>would it be bad to edit package.json to a local dependency now?
00:37:17  <jkarsrud>:)
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00:37:35  <jkarsrud>seems one of us used a native dep or something something, I don't know
00:37:38  <pksunkara>Error: Cannot find module 'flatiron'
00:37:40  <pksunkara>in logs
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00:37:55  <jkarsrud>if we can't deploy this app, it wouldn't be good for us :/
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00:38:25  <jkarsrud>we have two apps, one has deployed nicely, the other one not so much
00:38:33  <blakmatrix>jkarsrud: that would be a question for visnup, i mean to me the package.json is less code and more deployment instructions
00:38:50  <jkarsrud>that's what I'm thinking too
00:39:12  <jkarsrud>but don't want to do something that can get us disqualified
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00:39:37  <cconstantine__>I'm getting ssl errors going to our https hosting
00:39:48  <cconstantine__>on nodejitsu
00:39:54  <shripadk>stuck at 100% :(
00:39:58  <blakmatrix>cconstantine__: what is your site?
00:40:14  <AvianFlu>cconstantine__: it's because of the double wildcard, I think
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00:40:24  <AvianFlu>because it's something.nko3.jit.su instead of just *.jit.su
00:40:28  <cconstantine__>https://fighting-mongeese.nko3.jit.su
00:40:38  <cconstantine__>that's a critical thing for us
00:41:01  <AvianFlu>cconstantine__: you could try changing your subdomain to not have the extra dot
00:41:10  <cconstantine__>?
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00:41:34  <blakmatrix>cconstantine__ change your subdomain to just fighting-mongeese
00:41:40  <blakmatrix>if possible
00:41:49  <cconstantine__>I have control over that?
00:41:59  <blakmatrix>in your package.json
00:42:01  <coderarity>shripadk: keep trying
00:42:04  <AvianFlu>yeah it's a field in your package.json
00:42:16  <coderarity>shripadk: you'll get your depoy through :D
00:42:39  <shripadk>coderarity: :)
00:42:40  <cconstantine__>blakmatrix, won't that dq us?
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00:43:11  <cconstantine__>our hostname is not in the package.json at all
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00:43:28  <substack>haha what An error has occurred: {"bytesParsed":0,"code":"HPE_INVALID_CONSTANT"}
00:43:43  <substack>on http://teh-wizzards-of-stre.nko3.jit.su/
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00:44:14  <blakmatrix>cconstantine__: sec, I'm trying to find out... but like to do SSL on *.jit.su you'lll have to have a single subdomain which means you'll have to get rid of that . in your subdomain name
00:44:46  <blakmatrix>cconstantine__: the question is, will you have o change any of your code as a result of changing the endpoint of your app?
00:45:07  <cconstantine__>blakmatrix, I can try with just the package.json and I'm pretty sure that'll work
00:45:22  <cconstantine__>assuming the ssl error is that lkjsflkasd.nko3.jit.su is the problem
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00:46:02  <jkarsrud>visnup: you there? :)
00:46:11  <visnup>jkarsrud: barely
00:46:15  <doki_pen>if anyone has chrome 23+, a webcam, and is not shy, try out http://bearshark.doki-pen.org, make sure to select the right mic and cam before clicking "allow"
00:46:17  <visnup>working on communicating grace period changes
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00:46:23  <visnup>jkarsrud: what's up?
00:46:30  <jkarsrud>is a package.json change going to dq us?
00:46:34  <julian_duque>it works !!!
00:46:35  <visnup>jkarsrud: no
00:46:40  <julian_duque>http://intergrupo-mobile.nko3.jit.su/
00:46:40  <jkarsrud>awesome :=
00:46:44  <jkarsrud>Thank you!
00:46:45  <visnup>jkarsrud: is the short answer :)
00:46:49  <pksunkara>substack up on demo
00:47:02  <blakmatrix>cconstantine__: ga ahead and edit the package.json
00:47:06  <visnup>jkarsrud: it's for a deploy fix I hope
00:47:11  <cconstantine__>blakmatrix, thanks
00:47:11  <jkarsrud>yes
00:47:14  <jkarsrud>it is
00:47:20  <visnup>jkarsrud: awesome, then my answer stands.
00:47:22  <visnup>:)
00:47:42  <substack>pksunkara: it's still not deployed though
00:47:45  <substack>http://teh-wizzards-of-stre.nko3.jit.su/
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00:47:59  <substack>anyways I want to test it against my localhost
00:48:03  <substack>already have it set up
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00:48:17  <coderarity>substack: are yo using socket.io?
00:48:20  <pksunkara>looking forward to it :)
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00:49:11  <coderarity>substack: or more specifically, a flash fallback? that's one thing that can cause it
00:49:43  <julian_duque>join me http://intergrupo-mobile.nko3.jit.su/canvas/a9353102d3f1fdb554299fb685d895482fd1f85c05896414
00:49:51  <julian_duque>and create a business model canvas together
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00:50:06  <shripadk>lol finally my app is up
00:50:14  <synack>is the maxmemory for redis only 10MB?
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00:53:53  <Raynos>http://teh-wizzards-of-stre.nko3.jit.su/
00:53:57  <Raynos>stuff is broken nicely
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00:54:32  <jkarsrud>meeeeeeeeeh
00:54:42  <jkarsrud>hatin' on native modules
00:54:58  <jkarsrud>gief npm rebuild on jitsu :D
00:55:01  <AvianFlu>Raynos: the only time I've ever seen that is while trying to use socket.io ' s flash fallback
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00:55:23  <AvianFlu>it generally indicates some malformed HTTP
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00:57:45  <dscape>substack: disable the flash transport
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00:57:58  <Raynos>we dont use socket.io
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00:58:23  <coderarity>substack: are you not responding with HTTP anywhere in your app? it should all be HTTP
00:58:30  <coderarity>Raynos: ^
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00:59:10  <Swaagie>got socket.io in seperate module now, but how can I reach sockets which is normally returned by listen(x) ?
00:59:47  <coderarity>Swaagie: put it on a path on your http server like /socket.io/
00:59:52  <Swaagie>that is without calling listen again, as it will result in EADDRINUSE
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01:00:34  <Raynos>I think we are responding with HTTP
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01:02:11  <Swaagie>coderarity, how do you mean that? I still haven't solved the single port use
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01:02:41  <jkarsrud>blakmatrix: is there a known problem using jsdom on jitsu?
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01:03:19  <coderarity>Swaagie: oh, well, you need to do that, if you listen on 2 ports things won't work
01:03:31  <substack>dscape: previous deploys worked
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01:04:16  <blakmatrix>substack: is that better?
01:04:30  <substack>re-deploying
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01:04:56  <sorensen>uh
01:04:57  <pksunkara>substack: can you demo it on localhost?
01:05:00  <sorensen>is a pitch video required? wth
01:05:05  <substack>yes but they have a mac set up
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01:05:30  <substack>Error 139 (net::ERR_TEMPORARILY_THROTTLED): Requests to the server have been temporarily throttled.
01:05:40  <substack>again this An error has occurred: {"bytesParsed":0,"code":"HPE_INVALID_CONSTANT"}
01:05:54  <mmalecki>substack: are you responding with http?
01:05:56  <substack>stop doing magic to net.Server.prototype.listen
01:06:23  <mmalecki>net.Server.prototype.listen magic has nothing to do.
01:06:27  <shripadk>deployed
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01:06:32  <shripadk>time to hit the bed
01:07:02  <janelwang>build error https://gist.github.com/4057000
01:07:02  <mmalecki>and this error means that http parser craps itself on the first byte of your response.
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01:07:26  <substack>ok this time it worked
01:08:03  <shripadk>thanks to all the nodejitsu friends ( coderarity, AvianFlu, blakmatrix ) for being so helpful :) cya everyone!
01:08:12  <coderarity>c ya
01:08:28  <Swaagie>coderarity, hence my question, I now got app.js doing the combined listening, which works, however the functions that actually act on sockets, like sockets.on('connection', will not start functioning without the return value of the listen call
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01:09:39  <substack>makes me think it's some kind of race condition with magic server.listen punching
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01:10:36  <nlognbob>my deploy has been stuck right after "Creating snapshot 0.5.7-77" for more than 1 hour.
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01:10:53  <coderarity>Swaagie: why can't you get the return value of the listen call?
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01:14:32  <jkarsrud>meh, gotta sleep, one of our apps doesn't work :(
01:14:35  <jkarsrud>oh well
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01:15:27  <jkarsrud>it was fun, and will work more on this later!
01:15:45  <Swaagie>coderarity, might have figured it out now, see http://pastie.org/5363218
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01:16:21  <fengocyte>does anyone know what this means?
01:16:22  <fengocyte>error: Error spawning drone error: Script took too long to listen on a socket
01:16:25  <fengocyte>upon deployment
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01:17:35  <coderarity>fengocyte: move your server.listen to the beginnig of your script
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01:17:51  <coderarity>fengocyte: it needs to listen on a socket as soon as it can
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01:18:54  <anoemi>hey NKO hackers
01:18:55  <anoemi>https://twitter.com/nodejitsu/status/267797253182353409
01:19:02  <fengocyte>thanks coderarity, let me try ti
01:19:08  <anoemi>FYI
01:19:17  <substack>can we get a good url?
01:19:21  <substack>our team name url super sucks
01:19:38  <AvianFlu>substack: you can change the subdomain in your package.json to anything you want, but you should ask visnup first
01:19:50  <substack>yes it will probably break everything
01:19:51  <visnup>yeah just do it
01:19:52  <AvianFlu>or at least make sure he knows
01:19:58  <visnup>in package.json
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01:20:07  <visnup>I was expecting more people to change the default
01:20:17  <visnup>but didn't document it well enough
01:20:27  <substack>doing that
01:20:30  <substack>except
01:20:34  <substack>the url I just told everybody is different
01:20:48  <visnup>you can register an old server.js there
01:20:53  <visnup>but, this is video too
01:21:03  <substack>wait what
01:21:04  <visnup>so, no one really types in things from video.. ?
01:21:28  <visnup>...I would just change it and let people figure out where it is
01:21:39  <visnup>the nodeknockout.com website will figure out where you are itself
01:21:41  <substack>what about the link from the team page?
01:21:44  <substack>ok
01:21:45  <visnup>it'll update
01:21:50  <substack>what about the .nko3 part?
01:21:56  <visnup>you can get rid of it too
01:22:04  <visnup>you can go to wizzzzards.org and it'll follow
01:22:10  <visnup>dns.jit.su
01:22:52  <visnup>I should've added something to the seeded README :(
01:24:14  <substack>http://wizardz.jit.su/
01:24:26  <substack>oh it just shat itself again
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01:25:52  <AvianFlu>substack: I can fix it, just a sec
01:25:59  <substack>ok!
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01:26:59  <substack>should I just redeploy?
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01:27:11  <AvianFlu>nope
01:27:11  <substack>or jitsu restart
01:27:14  <substack>ok
01:27:18  <AvianFlu>do nothing or you'll make it take longer
01:27:22  <substack>haha ok
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01:28:33  <fengocyte>i'm still getting the error "Script took too long to listen on a socket", after moving socket.listen to the very top
01:28:36  <fengocyte>:(
01:29:00  <Swaagie>coderarity, thanks everything running properly now, time for some sleep :D
01:29:03  <julian_duque>my canvas is working http://intergrupo-mobile.nko3.jit.su/canvas/5faf8a306511801f7acd092cad1396ad361a5c733795992f :)
01:29:10  <coderarity>Swaagie: cool :P
01:29:19  <AvianFlu>substack: try the site now
01:29:30  <coderarity>fengocyte: check `jitsu logs` to see if something's up
01:29:44  <Swaagie>will do
01:30:41  <substack>AvianFlu: still down
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01:31:13  <substack>when the proc restarts does the proxy listen magic happen again?
01:31:29  <AvianFlu>substack: why are you so concerned about the listen stuff?
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01:31:39  <AvianFlu>do you have specific reason or is it just the part of our stack you trust the least
01:31:51  <wizard_2>http://coalition-for-the-li.nko3.jit.su
01:31:53  <AvianFlu>we're still trying to figure this out, so if it's specific I'd love details
01:33:13  <substack>oh ok
01:33:21  <substack>does it run out of ram?
01:33:29  <substack>ok it seems up http://wizardz.jit.su/
01:34:28  <substack>hooray
01:34:29  <substack>still up
01:35:03  <AvianFlu>substack: it starts out in a weird state, we can go restart it by hand and fix it
01:35:12  <AvianFlu>when you need to redeploy, hit up me or blakmatrix
01:35:18  <AvianFlu>we'll keep poking
01:35:23  <substack>aha
01:35:25  <AvianFlu>this doesn't make any sense, so I'm sure it's just something stupid
01:35:26  <substack>ok thanks!
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01:36:26  * chiltstried self.move('left') and self.move('north') <- what's the magic command? :)
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01:36:58  <chilts>ah, self.move(x,y)
01:37:01  <chilts>ok, I'll try that
01:37:08  <substack>chilts: click spellbook
01:37:15  <fengocyte>coderarity: thanks so much, it's working now! http://mastermind.nko3.jit.su
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01:37:42  <chilts>yeah, am in that, my (x,y) doesn't seem to work :)
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01:38:09  <chilts>ah, I can just mash on the keys (up, down, left, right)
01:38:10  <coderarity>fengocyte: sweet :D
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01:39:18  <pksunkara>loggly error guys
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01:53:00  <_ritch>is there a way to bundle files that start witha a .
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01:55:28  <coderarity>_ritch: it should bundle files that start with a .
01:55:54  <_ritch>so i should see them in `jitsu package create`
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01:59:46  <mmalecki>_ritch: correct
01:59:50  <mmalecki>try `npm pack` too
02:03:18  <substack>crashed again http://wizardz.jit.su/
02:04:13  <substack>and it's back
02:05:02  <sberryman>fengocyte: mastermind looks great
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02:06:47  <synack->@nodejitsu told me to come here, so hai
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02:07:24  <synack->Hitting maxmemory on Redis at only 10MB
02:07:46  <sberryman>synack-: they use redistogo.com for the free redis hosting
02:09:26  <mmalecki>we don't anymore actually
02:09:43  <mmalecki>JasonSmith: hey, you around?
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02:09:56  <sberryman>mmalecki: no kidding, when did you switch?
02:10:06  <sberryman>after they hit a ton of problems from ec2?
02:10:13  <mmalecki>sberryman: at the beginning of nko actually :)
02:10:27  <sberryman>ha
02:10:31  <sberryman>internal now?
02:10:52  <mmalecki>iris-redis
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02:12:01  <sberryman>are they hosting inside joyent?
02:12:06  <synack->Sorry, wifi here is spotty
02:12:21  <synack->What was the answer?
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02:14:01  <sberryman>mmalecki: i dont even see the option to create redis instances on iriscouch.com
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02:16:30  <Casear>Hi
02:16:50  <Casear>I have a socket.io connection problem
02:16:50  <mmalecki>sberryman: :)
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02:17:18  <coderarity>sberryman: they're hosting inside our datacenter, though
02:17:46  <sberryman>interesting
02:18:09  <sberryman>then i would imagine latency is minimal
02:18:53  <sberryman>hosted amqp (rabbitmq) would be great
02:18:55  <sberryman>anyone? :)
02:19:15  <coderarity>redis pubsub ftw
02:19:21  <coderarity>redis ftw
02:19:27  <Casear>anyone?
02:19:41  <coderarity>Casear: what is the problem?
02:20:10  <Casear>it seems windows user can't connect socket.io
02:20:43  <Casear>but we can run it correctly on our local machine
02:20:46  <coderarity>what web browser?
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02:21:04  <Casear>my os is mac os
02:21:13  <Casear>it works correctly
02:21:35  <coderarity>is the windows user on IE? some versions of IE don't support web sockets
02:21:40  <Casear>but when I use windows, it didn't working
02:21:45  <Casear>no chrome
02:21:56  <Casear>I use chrome
02:22:54  <_ritch>anyone else getting 404?
02:23:04  <coderarity>_ritch: usename/appname?
02:23:32  <Casear>url should be top-gan.jit.su
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02:24:37  <coderarity>_ritch: what's the name you log into jitsu with? and the "name" property in your package.json?
02:25:12  <_ritch>codarity: all is well, package json reverted with old subdomain
02:25:19  <_ritch>*coderarity
02:25:45  <coderarity>okay
02:26:41  <bridger>Is this the preferred place to report errors? I am getting "Error: Rackspace Error (404): Item not found" when trying to deploy my app for the first time
02:27:04  <coderarity>bridger: try again
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02:28:15  <bridger>hmm, a new error. "Error: package.json error: can't find starting script: node app"
02:28:28  <coderarity>bridger: make it "node app.js"
02:28:37  <coderarity>bridger: gotta include the extension :P
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02:29:46  <bridger>oh, oops. That line in package.json was automatically generated by express, so I assumed it correct
02:29:57  <coderarity>heh
02:30:11  <bridger>is there a status page for nodejitsu?
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02:30:23  <coderarity>we're working on one that should be done soon
02:30:28  <coderarity>been doing nko stuff recently, though
02:30:56  <bridger>cool. I wish I had seen nko earlier than today! I would have totally done that
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02:39:01  <j3susabdu11ah>Yo dawgs
02:39:10  <j3susabdu11ah>webchat! :)
02:39:43  <coderarity>YEAH
02:40:01  <bridger>@coderarity, thanks for your help! It is working great now
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02:42:16  <j3susabdu11ah>maan mom'
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02:42:22  <j3susabdu11ah>mom's computer is so slow
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02:42:32  <j3susabdu11ah>this thing needs some tlc for srs
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02:42:50  <Casear>coderarity ,can you help us to check?
02:43:20  <coderari1y>404?
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02:43:47  <coderarity>Casear: what was your problem again?
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02:44:26  <Casear>http://top-gan.nko3.jit.su/
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02:45:16  <Casear>but it only work on mac
02:45:24  <Casear>my problem is that we use chrome on mac and windows to test our website
02:45:28  <coderarity>oh, yeah
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02:46:42  <jesusabdullah>seems to be working in windows on firefox
02:47:20  <coderarity>Casear: are you usine Internet Explorer on Windows?
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02:48:42  <Casear>no
02:48:49  <Casear>we use chrome
02:49:14  <Casear>on both OS
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02:50:41  <coderarity>I just got on Chrome on Windows and it worked, saw you were online
02:51:15  <Casear>hmmm~~~
02:55:12  <substack>down again >_< http://wizardz.jit.su/
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03:01:27  <mmalecki>substack: looking at it
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03:05:11  <mmalecki>substack: appears to be up... I can't reliably reproduce unfortunately
03:06:40  <pellepelle3>hi had to make one change a line of code "overflow:hidden" for windows users to not mess up the ui do you and i just found out and depolyed u think ill be any issues im sure they just roll back to that snapshot
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03:07:31  <martin___>Hello guys, me again. No complaints, just a question: How do SSL certificates work with nodejitsu? I want to secure our own domains, not the jit.su ones...
03:07:47  <warz>ok everybody, when i mention this phrase and tell you that it has to do with an early year 2000 rock n roll song, does anybody know the song im talking about ...
03:07:56  <warz>the phrase is: "my sack of rice"
03:08:15  <warz>not like heavy rock but light rock
03:08:15  <substack>mmalecki: yep it's going up and down
03:08:24  <substack>much better lately though
03:09:12  <mmalecki>martin___: send your certificates over to maciej@nodejitsu.com, I'll set them up
03:09:47  <martin___>mmalecki cool. will so in a day or two
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03:10:50  <mmalecki>martin___: word
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03:14:19  <martin___>mmalecki do you support wildcard domains too?
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03:16:24  <blakmatrix>substack: woudl it help if you scaled your app out to multiple drones?
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03:18:24  <substack>the code isn't written to synchronize game state across workers
03:18:37  <substack>well it's really trivial to add that but it's not currently written to support that kind of scaling
03:19:20  <AvianFlu>substack: you're running on three drones!
03:19:24  <AvianFlu>that might be part of the problem
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03:19:43  <synack>ok, back at a real computer now
03:19:49  <synack>so, iris-redis... any way to get more than 10MB?
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03:19:58  <AvianFlu>JasonSmith: you around?
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03:20:23  <martin___>mmalecki does nodjejitsu support wildcard ssl certificates?
03:20:31  <hij1nx>doesnt mscdex have a twitter??
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03:21:09  <substack>AvianFlu: !
03:23:30  <AvianFlu>substack: jitsu apps setdrones 1 might help
03:24:45  <warz>this should help to solve all troubles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbUO_6zQuy4
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03:26:11  <martin___>BTW, for those who have API documentation needs, check out apiary.io - Great platform
03:26:35  <synack>soooo, uh... now redis is saying this, even right after doing flushdb:
03:26:35  <synack>(error) OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'.
03:27:01  <synack>keys *
03:27:02  <mmalecki>martin___: we do
03:27:03  <synack>is an empty set
03:27:09  <doki_pen>http://bearshark.doki-pen.org
03:27:17  <martin___>mmalecki great, then I buy one :-)
03:27:20  <mmalecki>hij1nx: I thought it was @mscdex?
03:27:34  <mmalecki>hij1nx: but yeah, I'm submitting my first pr to this project...
03:28:23  <synack>anybody?
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03:31:13  <AvianFlu>synack: you should email hosting@iriscouch.com
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03:31:20  <AvianFlu>they're the people who can help here
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03:44:20  <martin___>Can anyone help me with a pointer how to create an SSL request on the Mac? Don't want to screw it up
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03:45:31  <mmalecki>martin___: use openssl, it's really easy
03:48:11  <sorensen>blah
03:48:12  <sorensen>two lines of CSS killing me
03:48:12  <sorensen>:(
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03:51:24  <martin___>mmalecki nothing is easy with SSL :-) BTW< will *.modeista.com also work for modeista.com ?
03:51:44  <mmalecki>yup
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03:54:31  <geetarista>is there a reason I can't do anything remotely to my mongo lab database?
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03:54:49  <geetarista>I can switch to my database, but after that I keep getting "uncaught exception: error"
03:54:58  <geetarista> "$err" : "unauthorized db:la-salsa-picante lock type:-1 client:24.130.15.104",
03:54:58  <geetarista> "code" : 10057
03:55:09  <martin___>ok, what's wrong with the following request: openssl req –new –nodes rsa:2048 -keyout modeista.key –out modeista.csr
03:55:42  <martin___>it should work according to the docs, but tells me -new is an unknown option
03:57:10  <mmalecki>-newkey
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03:58:33  <martin___>doesn't like that either. Man I hate SSL even more than email newsletter
03:59:19  <martin___>updating openssl, maybe it's outdated
03:59:23  <mmalecki>we use
03:59:30  <mmalecki>openssl req -nodes -newkey rsa:2048 -keyout nodejitsu.key -out nodejitsu.csr
03:59:35  <mmalecki>s/nodejitsu/modeista/
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04:04:49  <jesusabdullah>my mom's dogs are scared of my parakeet
04:04:53  <jesusabdullah>this is confusing and hilarious
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04:10:39  <katjang>hi all
04:11:21  <katjang>I got an ENOENT error during deploy :(
04:11:36  <mmalecki>katjang: hey, can I see full jitsu output?
04:11:41  <katjang>this has something to do with this cloudinary module
04:11:43  <katjang>https://gist.github.com/4057469
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04:12:08  <katjang>seems like it requires a tmp folder, any workaround ideas?
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04:13:23  <mmalecki>katjang: sec, we do actually have a temp directory. let me roll out one fix, however.
04:13:42  <katjang>cool, thanks mmalecki :)
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04:20:16  <martin___>mmalecki got it working, now I only need to wait for the certificate. Thx man
04:20:49  <mmalecki>martin___: pleasure :)
04:21:36  <mmalecki>katjang: patch currently being rolled out, should be on all servers in a minute or two
04:21:51  <mmalecki>if it still doesn't work properly, we'll walk it around :)
04:22:51  <martin___>mmalecki certificate is in your inbux
04:23:30  <mmalecki>martin___: not much use without an attachement
04:23:52  <martin___>the certificate is in the text...
04:24:13  <mmalecki>cas aren't however
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04:25:05  <mmalecki>katjang: can you try now?
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04:26:24  <martin___>cas?
04:26:29  <mmalecki>CA certificates
04:26:45  <martin___>there is a zip file attached. I will resend
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04:27:02  <mmalecki>please :)
04:28:26  <mmalecki>martin___: word, installing
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04:30:05  <martin___>mmalecki thx
04:30:11  <mmalecki>martin___: oh, going to need the key too, forgot about it
04:30:27  <martin___>ok
04:31:14  <martin___>mmalecki sent. Did I mention that I hate SSL :-)
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04:31:31  <visnup>so any idea how many concurrent deploys happened at the end there?
04:32:01  <mmalecki>martin___: https://modeista.com/
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04:32:29  <katjang>mmalecki yep, working now :) thanks!
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04:32:41  <mmalecki>visnup: at some point I was seeing build server run around 10 concurrent builds
04:32:46  <mmalecki>katjang: :)
04:32:55  <substack>hooray setdrones 1 seems to have helped
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04:33:28  <martin___>mmalecki thanks a ton. Now bugfixing :-(
04:34:00  <mmalecki>martin___: that'll happen
04:35:09  <mmalecki>I shall go and drink some whiskey.
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04:39:50  <martin___>mmalecki nodejitsu is once agian such a joy to use, great job guys
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04:41:37  <Nodejitsu-Github>[http-server] mmalecki pushed 5 new commits to master: http://git.io/aoobWA
04:41:37  <Nodejitsu-Github>http-server/master 3dfe9d0 Luke: [lib] option to programmatically specify http headers
04:41:37  <Nodejitsu-Github>http-server/master c859cc1 Luke: [test] test for custom http headers
04:41:37  <Nodejitsu-Github>http-server/master a1611d6 Luke: [fix] style fix to match the project's semicolon usage
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04:41:45  <mmalecki>st_luke: ^
04:41:48  <mmalecki>martin___: thanks :3
04:42:01  <st_luke>mmalecki: woot
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04:46:34  <mmalecki>oh, I can finally disable my proxy...
04:46:42  <mmalecki>was putting all the traffic through USA
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05:35:44  <martin___>mmalecki is there any way to detect inside my app that the request came in ssl secured (or not)?
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07:12:45  <kadishmal>Hello Nodejitsu community!
07:14:19  <kadishmal>I wanted to know how would I monitor my app at Nodejitsu? I am using 1-drone account and would like to know how much resources my app consumes, when would I need to upgrade to 3-drone instance?
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07:16:01  <jesusabdullah>kadishmal: good question! We're working on in-depth resource monitoring but at the moment the best you can really do is use node's bindings to pick up as much as you can about your node process
07:16:09  <jesusabdullah>kadishmal: like process.memoryUsage
07:16:28  <kadishmal>jesusabdullah: can you elaborate more on this?
07:16:30  <jesusabdullah>kadishmal: the ideal is to read from /proc or the smartos equivalent, but that's something we have to do not you
07:16:38  <jesusabdullah>kadishmal: process.memoryUsage
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07:17:28  <kadishmal>jesusabdullah: when do you think you will have this service ready?
07:18:01  <jesusabdullah>I don't have an eta for you kadishmal I'm sorry
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07:18:14  <kadishmal>I see...
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08:06:16  <alucardX>morning
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08:14:52  <switz>How can I load test my nodejitsu app? I'm wondering how many concurrent websocket connections a drone can handle. I'm running a DerbyJS app if that makes any difference.
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08:16:25  <mappum>switz: you could just try running a lot of clients on ec2
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08:58:34  <micho>somebody wants to try http://screamcasts.jitsu.com/ with me?
08:59:06  <eldios>what's that micho ?
08:59:18  <micho>you can stream GIFa from your webcam :)
08:59:27  <micho>GIFs*
08:59:30  <eldios>OMG.. it's chatroulette via GIF!
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09:01:50  <eldios>micho, looks like it hanged
09:01:57  <micho>chrome has a bug with gifa
09:01:58  <micho>gifs
09:02:05  <micho>but any other browser is fluent
09:02:18  <eldios>nope I'm with firefox
09:02:30  <micho>oh, then i don't know :/
09:02:34  <eldios>eheh
09:02:45  <eldios>well that's part of a prototype behaviour
09:03:01  <micho>it's a major hack to get realtime gif streaming hehe
09:03:08  <eldios>^^
09:03:45  <deoxxa[cookies]>heh
09:03:49  <deoxxa[cookies]>just had a look, was pretty neat
09:03:58  <deoxxa[cookies]>micho: most browsers support MJPEG afaik
09:04:23  <micho>interesting
09:04:33  <micho>we chose gif because it's so retro
09:04:33  <deoxxa[cookies]>a lot of those wifi security cams use it
09:04:37  <deoxxa[cookies]>ha yeah
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09:04:46  <micho>and we quantized to 16 colors for the retro look too :)
09:04:47  <deoxxa[cookies]>gif definitely has a lot more cool factor to it
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09:05:32  <`3rdEden>not even animated png support ;9?
09:05:44  <deoxxa[cookies]>do animated pngs work anywhere?
09:05:52  <deoxxa[cookies]>like, at all?
09:06:38  <micho>not sure
09:06:50  <micho>i think it's the internet's will that we all use gif
09:07:35  <`3rdEden>deoxxa[cookies]: I think they work on firefox and chrome
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09:08:00  <`3rdEden>http://caniuse.com/apng actually, firefox and opera
09:10:59  <micho>our project's support is Netscape (>2), Internet Explorer (>1), Firefox (>1), Chrome (>1, but unstable), Safari (>1) or Opera (>1)
09:11:21  <deoxxa[cookies]>for viewing
09:11:22  <deoxxa[cookies]>haha
09:12:39  <micho>if you like it, put a vote on it!
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09:44:23  <pksunkara>Guys
09:44:25  <pksunkara>Please give me some feedback on
09:44:25  <pksunkara>http://nodeknockout.com/teams/w3de
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09:47:39  <`3rdEden>pksunkara: doesn't work ;p
09:48:06  <pksunkara>`3rdEden: details?
09:48:21  <`3rdEden>terminal doesn't work, file browser doesn't work, nothing works
09:48:32  <`3rdEden>chrome, mac
09:48:49  <pksunkara>are all the resource loading?
09:49:05  <`3rdEden>idk, firefox does work
09:50:12  <`3rdEden>terminal stopped working as well in FF ;9
09:50:38  <pksunkara>any console errors would be helpful
09:50:44  <pksunkara>I only tested it on chrome, linux
09:50:45  <`3rdEden>also I was gonna right click, and open firebug, but you disabled the mouse button
09:50:53  <pksunkara>sorry :(
09:51:35  <`3rdEden>and all resources loaded btw
09:52:18  <`3rdEden>A well, can't vote yet (i'm a judge)
09:52:30  <pksunkara>whats your opinion?
09:52:33  <`3rdEden>so i'll check it out later again
09:52:56  <`3rdEden>it had potential if it was working :p
09:53:15  <`3rdEden>but ui looks nice, and no bootstrap so that gives you design bonus points ;)
09:53:15  <pksunkara>If people like it, I am gonna start working on it
09:53:52  <pksunkara>thanks
09:53:53  <`3rdEden>I can imagine it could be helpful if you don't want to SSH in to a machine
09:53:57  <`3rdEden>and just look around
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09:54:26  <pksunkara>and if it really becomes a Desktop Environment
09:54:38  <pksunkara>think how easy it will be more people to created desktop apps
09:54:48  <pksunkara>there are a lot of web developers
09:54:53  <Fabryz>GODDAMN I forgot about the node knockout
09:54:59  <pksunkara>lol Fabryz
09:54:59  <Fabryz>it ended right?
09:55:03  <pksunkara>yes
09:55:12  <Fabryz>alright
09:55:12  <`3rdEden>lol
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10:00:31  <eldios>pksunkara, I already saw such a project
10:00:41  <pksunkara>eldios: link please?
10:00:42  <eldios>but I cannot remember either the name
10:00:51  <eldios>let me see if I can find a link/hint/name
10:01:20  <eldios>this is one for sure -> https://github.com/mixu/nwm
10:02:05  <eldios>I suppose it was that one
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10:03:31  <pksunkara>they are similiar but different
10:03:47  <pksunkara>thanks for linking tho :)
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10:08:37  <pksunkara>eldios: that project plans to replace X11 with nwm
10:08:49  <pksunkara>my project plans to replace gnome/kde with w3de
10:09:06  <eldios>pksunkara, you sure? let me take a look a moment
10:09:24  <eldios>pksunkara, you probably misread it
10:09:28  <eldios>it's just a window manager
10:09:40  <eldios>which runs (as all the others) on top of X1
10:09:42  <eldios>X11
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10:09:57  <eldios>it's a tiling window manager, say as dwmii or awesome
10:10:19  <eldios>probably could be considered a replament for.. xwm
10:10:23  <pksunkara>yeah, my project aims to have no windows at all
10:10:29  <pksunkara>just a browser
10:10:33  <eldios>nice
10:10:34  <pksunkara>running 24/7
10:10:56  <eldios>yeah, they're probably slightly not aligned then ^_^
10:11:00  <pksunkara>:)
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11:25:09  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah
11:25:19  <mdedetrich>the website is not working again IE8
11:25:26  <mdedetrich>again due to the comodo SSL
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11:32:08  <mdedetrich>this is fuken annoying, the site is in production
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14:23:51  * mmaleckitopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud Status: all systems up and running.
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14:58:58  <switz>webhooks down? https://webhooks.nodejitsu.com/
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14:59:16  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu] mmalecki pushed 1 new commit to master: http://git.io/6TLibA
14:59:16  <Nodejitsu-Github>jitsu/master 8b215f7 Maciej Małecki: Merge pull request #355 from nodejitsu/apps-browse...
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15:13:40  <Sly>Everyone okay in here?
15:13:53  <switz>nope
15:13:58  <switz>webhooks down? https://webhooks.nodejitsu.com/
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15:16:43  <Sly>Hm. Not sure what to do about that, switz.
15:16:48  <Sly>Don't even know where that app is.
15:17:09  <Sly>I'll pass word on as soon as I see someone that would know.
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15:19:34  <Sly>switz, should be back online.
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15:19:46  <switz>thank
15:19:48  <switz>thanks*
15:19:51  <Sly>No problem. :)
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17:17:10  <michael___>hi. we are seeing an error: HPE_INVALID_CONSTANT. i emailed all@nodeknockout.com and get the hint to join this room and that the error has something to do with the flash fallback of socket.io
17:17:25  <michael___>so should we deactivate the flashfallback?
17:17:32  <mmalecki>michael___: yup
17:18:04  <michael___>ok. so we have to made a change in the code. this is ok for node knockout ?
17:19:04  <michael___>transports: ["websocket", "xhr-polling"] is ok for nodejitsu ?
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17:22:18  <mmalecki>michael___: that should indeed be ok for nodejitsu
17:22:38  <mmalecki>trying to find out if it's okay for nko, sec
17:23:42  <michael___>thx
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17:32:04  <mmalecki>michael___: that should be fine
17:32:13  <mmalecki>go on and deploy :)
17:32:20  <michael___>cool. thx a lot!
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17:32:55  <ArxPoetica>hey, noticing you added some more kick*** support for db
17:32:58  <ArxPoetica>pretty awesome
17:33:05  <ArxPoetica>mongolab, for example
17:33:37  <ArxPoetica>Question on that. https://mongolab.com/home <— they have a pretty nice interface for looking at the database.
17:33:47  <ArxPoetica>Would I be able to login somehow to view the info?
17:34:15  <mmalecki>no, unfortunately
17:34:19  <mmalecki>we use nodejitsu account
17:34:54  <ArxPoetica>gotcha
17:35:10  <ArxPoetica>guess I can still use mongohub
17:35:16  <ArxPoetica>(any recommended tools?)
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17:42:11  <Guest42327>I have a simple REST API app running on a micro plan. It works great for about 10 minutes then stops responding. It'll work when restarted, but it dies off pretty often. Is that normal?
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17:46:05  <Guest42327>Anyone have insight on an app only responing to requests for around 10 minutes before going down?
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17:46:46  <mmalecki>Guest42327: hey, that's not usual at all. what do you mean by 'stops responding'?
17:47:20  <Guest42327>I send in a GET request and get no response from the server and it timesout
17:47:35  <mmalecki>Guest42327: does it happen locally?
17:47:47  <Guest42327>No.
17:48:11  <mmalecki>Guest42327: can you ping me with username and appname when that happens again?
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17:50:57  <Guest42327>@mmalecki username is: JakeLingwall and Appname is: betswithfriends
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18:07:50  <mikemorris>anyone able to help with what appears to be a ghost drone connection from nodejitsu to a redis db?
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18:09:31  <mmalecki>Guest42327: it still appears to be working
18:09:43  <mikemorris>jitsu is showing all of my apps as stopped, yet redis-cli still shows three connections from a joyent ip address
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18:10:35  <mmalecki>mikemorris: when did you stop them?
18:10:55  <mmalecki>they should time out after few minutes
18:11:02  <mikemorris>about 20 mins ago?
18:11:38  <tomatosource>Hey- quick question - is there a way to check if a room exists or not?
18:12:27  <mikemorris>well they're constantly polling the db, and still show up active in redis-cli monitor
18:12:41  <mmalecki>oh, interesting. your username and appname?
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18:13:12  <mikemorris>@mmalecki user nclud app redisgame
18:13:59  <mmalecki>okay, let me check for stray processes and such
18:14:07  <mikemorris>kk, thanks
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18:22:25  <cjm>hey, i need to remove an app domain from an app (nko3) - how would i do that?
18:23:56  <mmalecki>cjm: by modifying package.json
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18:24:04  <mmalecki>cjm: also, lulz, I love your app
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18:24:14  <cjm>thanks :)
18:25:12  <cjm>hrrm, i'm not allowed to deploy changes though?
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18:25:51  <mmalecki>`jitsu apps update` should do it
18:26:02  <mmalecki>you're totally allowed to do that
18:26:13  <cjm>ok, thanks
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18:30:32  <evangenieur>How to play with WebPipes.io screencast https://vimeo.com/53332491 votes are welcome, I have only one contestant vote :(
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18:35:23  <substack>I keep having to restart the app >_<
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18:36:21  <jaswope>substack: That was my greatest fear after deployment...that we had some error in there that would crash the server constantly
18:36:22  <mmalecki>substack: you're listening on 2 ports
18:36:29  <mmalecki>and confusing our master API
18:36:38  <mmalecki>we never supported that usecase
18:36:44  <mmalecki>why do you need SECRETPORT?
18:36:51  <Guest42327>@mmalecki it's timing out again. Removed all code except for a single REST method to call
18:37:19  <substack>mmalecki: could be something sockjs does
18:37:24  <mmalecki>Guest42327: can you try `curl -v jakelingwall.betswithfriends.jit.su`>
18:37:25  <mmalecki>?
18:37:35  <mmalecki>I need the IP you're hitting
18:37:45  <mmalecki>substack: no, you're explicitely listening on 2 ports
18:37:50  <substack>!
18:37:53  <substack>oh fuck
18:37:54  <mmalecki>one of which is net, second one being http
18:37:57  <substack>that's raynos's bullshit thing
18:38:30  <substack>fuck I didn't even know that was in there
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18:38:53  <substack>who the fuck
18:39:14  <Guest42327>165.225.130.235 and here is the URL http://jakelingwall.betswithfriends.jit.su/api/bets/stream/all/1
18:39:20  <substack>git blame says it was dominic >_<
18:40:00  <Guest42327>just started responding again... goes in and out
18:40:00  <substack>can't fix it now fuck
18:40:39  <mmalecki>Guest42327: yup, appears to be working now...
18:40:51  <mmalecki>didn't even get to trying it from inside of our cloud
18:41:10  <mmalecki>substack: not sure about critical errors - can you reach out to visnup?
18:41:12  <mmalecki>visnup: ^
18:41:46  <substack>visnup: so dominic wrote some streaming thing that listens on another port and introduces a race condition with nodejitsu's magic port sniffer
18:42:04  <visnup>hah ok
18:42:15  <mmalecki>it's not magic XD
18:42:21  <substack>it's so magical
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18:42:41  <substack>magic === leaky
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18:42:50  <mmalecki>maybe just a bit
18:43:12  <visnup>so, a fix for a nodejitsu setup?
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18:43:53  <substack>well the way the app is written when it crashes and comes back up it confuses nodejitsu because nodejitsu listens on the first port that was requested
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18:44:14  <mmalecki>I'm actually seeing 2 IPC requests come in in various order
18:44:26  <mmalecki>so yeah, it's a problem on our side
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18:44:38  <visnup>ok
18:44:41  <richardhodgson>Hi - just moved a webapp from joyent and I was wondering if we get to keep our .no.de domain... anyone know?
18:45:07  <visnup>and do you already have a fix for it?
18:45:11  <mmalecki>richardhodgson: I don't think so, but would you mind contacting joyent support?
18:45:35  <substack>mmalecki: wanted: jitsu conf port NNNN
18:45:38  <mmalecki>we can work with them if necessary.
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18:45:53  <substack>visnup: the fix is just to comment out a block
18:45:56  <richardhodgson>mmalecki: some nice joyent person in IRC was unsure and pinged me over to you guys :-)
18:45:57  <mmalecki>substack: that might or might not be incoming
18:46:07  <mmalecki>richardhodgson: sure. I'll reach out to our contacts.
18:46:20  <substack>mmalecki: and/or a port field in package.json
18:46:34  <visnup>substack: yeah, do it
18:46:38  <mmalecki>substack: this is a bit more complicated that you think
18:46:41  <mmalecki>honestly
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18:47:26  <visnup>mmalecki: if you guys add an explicit configuration for one port to listen on between now and end of judging, it'd be better if wizzards did that instead
18:48:07  <mmalecki>visnup: sorry, can't make it, it requires changes to half of the infrastructure
18:48:17  <visnup>but until then, substack do the change
18:48:17  <mmalecki>and I'm off today :)
18:48:22  <visnup>mmalecki: haha
18:48:35  <mmalecki>AS YOU CAN EASILY NOTICE
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18:50:41  <visnup>I need to fix the crappy screenshots
18:50:53  <richardhodgson>mmalecki: if you know someone to ask, that'd be great. Else not, let me know where I should email :)
18:50:57  <substack>visnup: ok deploying
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18:53:27  <mmalecki>richardhodgson: yup, I do. what's your no.de subdomain and email address?
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18:55:52  <richardhodgson>mmalecki: use.no.de, usenode@rhodgson.co.uk
18:56:19  <mmalecki>hahahah, I can totally understand why you want to keep it
18:56:30  <mikemorris>bleh, this ghost drone is still hitting my db, can't stop it, deploy to it or see it in jitsu
18:57:13  <mmalecki>mikemorris: now I know why I had this tab with your app open :(
18:57:15  <mmalecki>sorry, looking
18:57:22  <mikemorris>haha k
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19:01:07  <mikemorris>is there a chance it could be at all related to incrementing version from 0.1.0 to 0.2.0 in package.json?
19:01:15  <mmalecki>nope, not at all
19:01:35  <richardhodgson>mmalecki: yarp :) taa
19:01:50  <mmalecki>mikemorris: what are the ips, actually? are they starting with 10?
19:02:24  <mikemorris>nope, 165.225.134.102-104
19:02:39  <mmalecki>oh yeah, joyent outer nodes
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19:06:24  <substack>ok fixed by changing the other port to be a unix socket
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19:13:28  <mmalecki>mikemorris: hmm, ooc, what's your jitsu version?
19:13:46  <substack>not actually fixed I guess
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19:13:51  <mikemorris>0.10.4
19:13:58  <mikemorris>updated recently
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19:16:51  <jesusabdullah>mikemorris: latest jitsu is the 0.11 series
19:17:43  <jesusabdullah>I'll be back in a few to help everyone with all the things; I really REALLY need coffee
19:18:01  <mmalecki>looks like you've been deploying with an really old version some time ago, right?
19:18:22  <mikemorris>aight, on 0.11.3 now, everything still looks stopped
19:18:24  <mikemorris>yes
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19:22:08  <mmalecki>hmm, I checked many revisions and still seeing no zombies
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19:24:22  <mikemorris>coming from 165.225.134.104:47457 and 165.225.134.104:33190 right now if that helps
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19:24:58  <mmalecki>I'll run a global check in a minute
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19:25:09  <pksunkara>hmm.. some nko entries seem to have social likes
19:25:15  <mikemorris>kk, thanks
19:27:09  <substack>ok it's finally back!
19:27:23  <substack>had to add a 10-second timeout around the net.createServer()
19:27:27  <substack>http://wizardz.jit.su/
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19:27:39  <substack>unless I just got lucky and it will crash again, unsure
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19:28:11  <pksunkara>yup, you got lucky
19:28:32  <substack>how does the port punching actually work?
19:28:33  <rmill>substack: I still get An error has occurred: {"bytesParsed":0,"code":"HPE_INVALID_CONSTANT"} :(
19:28:40  <substack>oh fuck
19:28:55  <rmill>And I've been getting that like all morning :s
19:29:09  <mmalecki>substack: what's the username and appname?
19:29:28  <mmalecki>I can tell you which port we think you're listening on
19:29:33  <substack>nko3-teh-wizzards-of-stre
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19:29:51  <mmalecki>and username?
19:29:56  <substack>that is the username
19:29:59  <mmalecki>word
19:30:15  <substack>I see in jitsu logs that it's sending http traffic to the other port
19:30:26  <substack>even though that listener is in a 10-second setTimeout
19:30:37  <mmalecki>substack: we think that you're listening on 1130
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19:30:51  <mmalecki>can you make net first, then http?
19:31:04  <substack>ok
19:31:16  <substack>so jitsu goes with the last port, not the first?
19:31:17  <substack>o_O
19:31:46  <mmalecki>substack: imagine what happens when your app crashes
19:31:52  <mmalecki>we have to register it again
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19:32:04  <substack>oh so it uses the last port registered?
19:32:11  <mmalecki>yup
19:32:17  <substack>instead of the last port that got http routed to it
19:32:17  <substack>bug
19:33:07  <substack>now it won't even start
19:33:12  <substack>oh wait there it goes
19:33:19  <substack>ok it's running for now
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19:56:30  <substack>mmalecki: thanks for all the help, seems to be working ok now
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19:57:40  <Izzmo>Hey, I am new to nodejitsu.. I am thinking about moving off of OpenShift and coming to Nodejitsu.. one thing I am wondering, is there any easy way to view the console output in nodejitsu without having to look at logs?
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20:09:48  <jesusabdullah>Hey Izzmo
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20:09:49  <Izzmo>Anyone?
20:09:53  <Izzmo>hey!
20:09:56  <jesusabdullah>Izzmo: I'm mr support today
20:10:01  <Izzmo>cool :)
20:10:05  <jesusabdullah>one sec I gotta read up a bit
20:10:19  <Izzmo>no problem
20:10:44  <jesusabdullah>ah, streaming logs
20:10:53  <jesusabdullah>upcoming feature, waiting for it anxiously myself
20:11:23  <Izzmo>Ah, dang :(
20:11:38  <Izzmo>So, basically if we want to see the console.log output, we still have to look at the node.log?
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20:12:16  <jesusabdullah>Izzmo: you run `jitsu logs app`
20:13:26  <Izzmo>ah ok
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20:14:00  <Izzmo>I guess that's not too bad
20:14:16  <jesusabdullah>yeah :)
20:14:21  <Izzmo>better than OpenShift having to traverse the directories and opening it up in vi
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20:15:25  <jesusabdullah>I'm actually not familiar with openshift at all
20:17:03  <Izzmo>it's not too unlike nodejitsu, but it's pretty new as well
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20:18:19  <jesusabdroolah>http://screamcasts.jit.su/v/RyZMzf
20:18:25  <jesusabdroolah>check this shit out, that's me
20:18:55  <jesusabdullah>korben is a gif guys!
20:19:25  <Izzmo>>>.<< unsure if I should click on said link
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20:19:38  <jesusabdullah>it's an nko entry
20:19:43  <jesusabdullah>webcam as a gif
20:19:46  <jesusabdullah>check it out f'srs
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20:25:09  <jesusabdullah>visnup: yt? I have a question about nko rules
20:25:24  <visnup>jesusabdullah: sup?
20:25:55  <jesusabdullah>I'm about to judge an entry that says, "we depl0oyed to our own servers as nodejitsu didn't provide ffmpeg and raw tcp sockets"
20:25:59  <jesusabdullah>is that cool/legit?
20:26:17  <jesusabdullah>it looks like the http part of their app is on nodejitsu
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20:26:28  <jesusabdullah>personally I'm cool with it, those are totes legit reasons for nodejitsu to not work
20:26:34  <jesusabdullah>but I wanna make sure, idk what the nko rules are
20:26:55  <visnup>well, vote as-is, but we'll possibly DQ them later :)
20:27:00  <jesusabdullah>a'ight
20:27:01  <visnup>which they already knew about
20:27:06  <jesusabdullah>word
20:27:08  <visnup>I think I know which team you're talking about
20:27:10  <visnup>they contacted us
20:27:16  <jesusabdullah>cool, cool
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20:31:10  <jesusabdullah>hmm
20:31:15  <jesusabdullah>I should actually skip that entry
20:31:23  <yawnt>WHICH ENTRY
20:31:26  <yawnt>actually thinking
20:31:28  <yawnt>I DONT WANNA KNOW
20:32:13  <jesusabdullah>the one I was talking to visnu about
20:32:21  <jesusabdullah>in order to fairly judge it I need an android phone
20:32:24  <jesusabdullah>which I do not have
20:32:36  <jesusabdullah>LOGGIN IN WITH THE GOOG
20:32:50  <st_luke>where to get tattoos in new york?
20:33:11  <mmalecki>st_luke: prisons
20:33:16  <st_luke>not that kind
20:33:32  <yawnt>lol
20:33:35  <yawnt>haha
20:33:36  <yawnt>mmalecki: ++
20:33:36  <kohai>mmalecki has 140 beers
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20:33:50  <jesusabdullah>I can tell you where to get a tat in anchorage XD
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20:35:50  <st_luke>I have decided to get the rest of my arm tattooed green, I am wondering how to get the tattoo ink underneath fingernails, I bet that is painful
20:36:04  <jesusabdullah>retardedly painful
20:36:28  <jesusabdullah>visnup: how does the nko site decide what to recommend to me for voting ooc
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20:37:21  <mdedetrich>indexzero,jesesadbdullah,mmalecki
20:37:22  <mmalecki>st_luke: how drunk are you?
20:37:25  <mdedetrich>any of you guys here
20:37:29  <jesusabdullah>I am here
20:37:37  <st_luke>mmalecki: I only get drunk at javascript events
20:37:42  <mdedetrich>did you guys get the support ticket about the ssl
20:38:00  <jesusabdullah>in email? most likely, I have not checked this morning
20:38:04  <jesusabdullah>I hit them up last night
20:38:06  <visnup>jesusabdullah: https://github.com/nko3/website/blob/master/models/person.coffee#L183
20:38:20  <jesusabdullah>where did this team get so many pictures of asian girls this is unsettling
20:38:27  <visnup>jesusabdullah: hahahaha
20:38:35  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: yes by email
20:38:42  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: in my case its pretty urgent though
20:39:06  <jesusabdullah>okay mdedetrich gimme five mins
20:39:25  <visnup>jesusabdullah: it tries to give you decent stuff to vote on
20:39:31  <visnup>but the specifics are in that link
20:39:39  <visnup>you can always just go to /entries and vote on what you want too
20:39:50  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: staaaalking
20:39:50  <jesusabdullah>cool
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20:40:29  <jesusabdullah>visnup: nice
20:40:39  <jesusabdullah>visnup: this is the part where I make fun of you for using coffee ;) XD
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20:42:52  <visnup>jesusabdullah: meh. actually recently, I keep forgetting which language I'm in
20:43:01  <visnup>pure JS or coffee
20:43:05  <visnup>fucks meup
20:43:13  <jesusabdullah>XD
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20:43:21  <jesusabdullah>I wish windows had /tmp
20:43:33  <visnup>md C:\tmp :)
20:43:42  <visnup>ok, gotta run
20:43:48  <jesusabdullah>peace
20:44:13  <yawnt>jesusabdullah: it does
20:44:18  <yawnt>%AppData%
20:44:26  <yawnt>like in Documents or something
20:44:34  <jesusabdullah>I see
20:44:38  <jesusabdullah>good to know
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20:44:44  <yawnt>it's the place where datas are saved when you click open instead of save in browser downloads
20:44:53  <yawnt>that folder gets cleaned after a while
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20:46:50  <st_luke>why does windows hate its users
20:47:30  <mdedetrich>st_luke: it doesn't?
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20:47:51  <yawnt>yoyo st_luke
20:47:58  <jesusabdullah>st_luke: tell me about it
20:48:03  <pksunkara>sup st_luke
20:48:37  <pksunkara>my sound is not working, so I am probably going to use subtitles in my pitch video
20:52:35  <yawnt>harr, how do i disable the default Transfer-Encoding: Chunked in noed.js?
20:53:11  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: I'll see what I can make happen. Unfortunately pretty much everyone is passed out after pulling ridiculous hours for nko
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20:53:58  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: can you send me an email asap about the status, and if not, will you be online in the next few hours so we can use our own SSL certificate?
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20:54:21  <jesusabdullah>I mean I told you everything I know mdedetrich
20:54:29  <jesusabdullah>which is pretty much nothying
20:54:36  <mmalecki>mdedetrich: where did you send that email?
20:54:47  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: support@nodejitsu.com
20:54:48  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki: support, I'll show you
20:55:05  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: forward it to me, please
20:55:10  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: ok let me rephrase that, will you be available in the next few hours to install a SSL on your load balancer?
20:55:22  <mdedetrich>this site is in production, it needs to be up asap
20:55:24  <jesusabdullah>I don't have the keys to the load balancer I just do support not devops
20:55:40  <jesusabdullah>mmalecki may be able to help you though he's SUPPOSED to be afk
20:55:56  <mmalecki>I'm off today
20:56:04  <jesusabdullah>^^
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20:59:39  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: what about nodejitsu.com can you use that instead of jitsu.com and jit.su ? Does it have the same issue?
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21:01:12  <mmalecki>mdedetrich: I honestly thought it was resolved already, that's the news I received few days ago
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21:01:20  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: it seems to work, let me see if the issue still happens when its embedded in the fb page
21:01:26  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: same here
21:01:40  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: but then it suddenly came back, I have no idea wtf is going on
21:02:20  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: if you wanna do custom ssl I believe https://ssl.jitsu.com/ works---that is, you can use this to get your custom ssl action to our devops team
21:04:07  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: yeah nodejitsu.com had the issue of not working inside fb pages as it did before
21:04:19  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: so I can't use it, the chain is not resolving
21:04:59  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: the other thing is I need a solution asap, and your develops team seem to be unavailable
21:05:09  <mdedetrich>I have to leave to work, I will be back in 1 hour and 30 minutes
21:05:11  <jesusabdullah>yes that would be the case
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21:24:29  <jesusabdullah>cjm: hashpay is pretty rad
21:24:50  <cjm>thanks man!
21:25:15  <cjm>glad you like it
21:25:41  <mmalecki>yeah, no joke
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21:27:34  <yawnt>agreed
21:27:51  <yawnt>one of the best entries in all the hackathons i've seen so far
21:28:03  <yawnt>rails rumble included
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21:29:25  <cjm>wow, thanks :)
21:30:03  <jesusabdullah>simple and sweet, for real
21:30:29  <yawnt>i like the fact that it already has a business model
21:30:40  <cjm>:)
21:31:30  <mmalecki>cjm: actually, let me buy you a coffee XD
21:31:33  <yawnt>I WISH I COULD YOU STRIPE
21:31:39  <yawnt>*USE
21:31:39  * mmaleckiwants to test it badly
21:32:01  <mmalecki>cjm: aww, got an Internal Server Error while authing to twitter
21:32:15  <cjm>are you already logged in in another tab?
21:32:20  <jesusabdullah>I wanted to use it to panhandle over twitter
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21:32:34  <jesusabdullah>Hey man I just need #-$3.50 for the BART
21:32:43  <cjm>lol
21:33:04  <mmalecki>cjm: nope
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21:33:37  <yawnt>there
21:33:40  <yawnt>ya got my vote
21:34:06  <cjm>mmalecki: hrrm, ok, i hit that too but it sorted itself out
21:34:16  <cjm>mmalecki: will need to figure that out
21:34:29  <cjm>thanks yawnt
21:34:38  <mmalecki>cjm: actually, it sorted itself out XD
21:34:59  <cjm>mmalecki yeah not sure why it does that
21:35:11  <mmalecki>also, waiting for production
21:35:19  <mmalecki>I want to buy you a coffee XD
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21:35:47  <cjm>hah :) it will be up here http://hashpay.io soon
21:35:49  <yawnt`sleepah>i'm out.. reading a bit, then off to bed
21:35:53  <mmalecki>cjm: out of curiosity, how long does it take to put a transaction through?
21:37:09  <cjm>not sure exactly, it's quick
21:37:42  <mmalecki>word
21:37:50  <mikemorris>cjm, link?
21:37:54  <cjm>it update an activity feed in realtime in the app and from tweet to processing and pushing to the client is never longer then a second or two
21:38:03  <mmalecki>I'll try with my polish bank account later, I bet it'll take over a week
21:38:04  <cjm>dothejoy.nko3.jit.su
21:38:15  <cjm>http://dothejoy.nko3.jit.su
21:38:15  <mmalecki>oh, no, I meant, from charge to actually depositing money
21:38:21  <cjm>ohhh
21:39:38  <cjm>i think it's about 7 days, stripe holds it for a few days
21:39:50  <cjm> likely so it can deal with any fraudulent activity before the payment is released
21:39:57  <cjm>but not sure
21:40:49  <st_luke>is irisnpm available for testing/usage yet?
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21:41:35  <mmalecki>st_luke: https://www.irisnpm.com/
21:42:50  <st_luke>mmalecki: yeah, anytime I try to use it it doesn't let me sign up
21:42:53  <st_luke>im gonna jump in their channel
21:43:19  <mmalecki>JasonSmith: ^
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21:44:47  <jesusabdullah>mappum: http://grubhub.com you guys need a new name :(
21:45:32  <mmalecki>cjm: oh yeah, then it's going to take some time probably
21:45:37  <mmalecki>still cool
21:45:54  <mmalecki>and I prefer twitter than my bank's mobile app :)
21:47:45  <cjm>haha :)
21:48:33  <mmalecki>cjm: are you goingto support international transfers?
21:49:36  <cjm>right now it's really tied to stripe, so when they do - i will
21:50:03  <mmalecki>oh, okay...
21:50:14  <mmalecki>I can still send money tho :D
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21:50:40  <cjm>yeah and i know it's high on their list so it could happen soon
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21:53:45  <mappum>jesusabdullah: yeah :/
21:53:55  <jesusabdullah>mappum: concept looks solid though
21:54:11  <mappum>it was just a working title the whole time, but we never thought of a new name
21:54:11  <jesusabdullah>I posted an old recipe of mine from when I still cooked
21:54:12  <substack>jesusabdullah: you use the arrow keys to move silly :p
21:54:16  <mappum>cool :D
21:54:38  <substack>but moving isn't as much fun as reprogramming the creatures around you
21:55:57  <mappum>substack: are you talking about that wizzards thing?
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22:01:51  <substack>yep
22:01:59  <mdedetrich>back
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22:02:14  <jesusabdullah>I see
22:02:32  <mdedetrich>@mmalecki: any news?
22:03:00  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: did you see the ssl.jit.su link? you should be able to use that to get your custom ssl certs up/going
22:03:05  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: afaik no news
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22:03:16  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: also today is mmalecki's day off so please stop pinging him
22:03:19  <substack>jesusabdullah: and check out scripts like this one you can reprogram game items to be https://gist.github.com/4060961
22:04:51  <jesusabdullah>substack: you ever fuck with smalltalk?
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22:05:42  <jesusabdullah>substack: I really really like the idea you have going on, it just doesn't pass the drunk user test
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22:07:42  <rmill>substack: Can you even win this thing? Haven't you already won all the nodes?
22:07:57  <jesusabdullah>substack: serious about smalltalk, check out pharo
22:08:16  <substack>rmill: it's open-ended
22:08:44  <mdedetrich>sigh ffs
22:08:48  <rmill>I know, I kid.
22:09:19  <rmill>substack: It's just like, you already won, non? For having the most things.
22:09:28  <rmill>hah
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22:11:19  <Sly>mdedetrich, :D
22:11:33  <mdedetrich>Sly?
22:11:40  <Sly>Hai
22:11:51  <mdedetrich>eh im in a pissed off mood
22:11:59  <Sly>oic
22:12:11  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: did you do the ssl.jit.su ?
22:12:24  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: i just got to work and im getting the ssl certificate
22:12:30  <jesusabdullah>okay
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22:26:56  <mdedetrich>ok thats odd, *.nodejitsu.com seems to be working
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22:27:49  <mmalecki>odd indeed
22:28:24  <mmalecki>I however am leaving to enjoy my day off
22:28:27  <mdedetrich>well that might have been my bad
22:28:39  <mmalecki>please talk to jesusabdullah in case anything bad happens :)
22:28:41  <mdedetrich>it seems facebook won't render the page if you dont have a '/' at the end of a link
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22:28:56  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: I think the issue is fixed
22:29:37  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: when I put nodejitsu.com into the facebook page, I didn't have / at the end of the link
22:29:47  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: which stops facebook from displaying stuff
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22:29:57  <jesusabdullah>I see
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22:30:16  <mdedetrich>so the nodejitsu domain does seem to work
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22:30:22  <mdedetrich>from initial testing
22:30:28  <jesusabdullah>fantastic
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22:31:08  <mdedetrich>stupid bloody facebook, doesn't even account for '/' missing at the end of website uri's
22:31:10  <joshontheweb>so, our nodeknockout app is running really slow on nodejitsu today, how can I figure out if its the instance or bandwidth?
22:31:24  <jesusabdullah>which username/app joshontheweb
22:31:29  <jesusabdullah>I can try and take a looksee
22:31:39  <joshontheweb>somethingcoded disasteroids
22:31:42  <joshontheweb>thanks ;)
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22:32:06  <joshontheweb>we've got a lot of physics computations going on, but it was running better yesterday
22:32:50  <jesusabdullah>hmmm
22:33:04  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: did you know you can make your app run on more drones? nko apps are allowed up to 3
22:33:13  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: try `jitsu apps setdrones 3`
22:33:27  <joshontheweb>hmm, not sure how that works. do you not have to code your app for that?
22:33:28  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: and then `jitsu apps start`
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22:33:56  <joshontheweb>so we'd basically have 3 different instances of the app running round robin?
22:33:57  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: it does depend on how your app is designed. Does it depend on sharing internal state in-memory?
22:34:02  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: precisely
22:34:40  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: usually the trick is to, like, use a redis to sync all your drones
22:34:47  <joshontheweb>jesusabdullah ok, well try that
22:34:52  <jesusabdullah>sweet
22:34:53  <joshontheweb>haha we have no database
22:35:06  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: you should always use redis for session storage
22:35:16  <joshontheweb>we have no sessions :)
22:35:27  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: so is it just pure computation?
22:35:31  <joshontheweb>yeah
22:35:34  <jesusabdullah>cool
22:35:43  <mdedetrich>@joshontheweb: getting rackspace errors
22:35:46  <jesusabdullah>so t6hat should be fairly str8forward
22:35:54  <joshontheweb>all the physics is running on node and sending 30 messages a second to clients
22:36:07  <jesusabdullah>hmmm
22:36:08  <joshontheweb>im actually surprised its working as well as it does
22:36:13  <jesusabdullah>yeah try upping the drones bruh
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22:36:28  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: https://gist.github.com/9fde9a482cc6e7484b9a
22:36:31  <joshontheweb>cool thanks
22:36:51  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: do you find making facebook ads fulfilling?
22:37:03  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: its not the only thing I do
22:37:04  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: yeah, that's rackspace being a turd
22:37:13  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: they just bring a bucketload of cash for very little work
22:37:38  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: try a 'jitsu apps start', hopefully that snapshot bundle won't 404 no mo
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22:38:05  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: yup all good
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22:38:20  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: we are developing much larger app currently, which we will release next week
22:38:27  <mdedetrich>which isn't a facebook add
22:38:30  <mdedetrich>=D
22:38:35  <jesusabdullah>nice
22:38:41  <mdedetrich>(we do a lot of stuff at this agency)
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22:38:50  <joshontheweb>one more question. is it possible to set a limit for the drones before it routes users to another one?
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22:39:12  <joshontheweb>so we don't end up with 3 different users in three differnt instances alone.
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22:40:54  <jesusabdullah>I see
22:41:04  <jesusabdullah>unfortunately I'm not aware of a way to do this
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22:42:19  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: those apps give like 6-30k each
22:43:30  <mdedetrich>anyways we are getting an SSL or future
22:43:33  <mdedetrich>so this stuff doesn't happen
22:43:45  <mdedetrich>@jesusabdullah: is there any eta for the dedicated hosted business plans?
22:44:18  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: thats an issue with horizontal scaling
22:44:25  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: you can't do anything about that
22:44:39  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: if you need to have 'shared' data, thats what a database/session
22:44:39  <mdedetrich>is for
22:44:55  <joshontheweb>don't need shared data
22:45:20  <joshontheweb>just want to group users onto one instance until it hits a limit
22:45:28  <mdedetrich>im just saying that nodejitsu apps are horizontally scaled, so your app shouldn't need to take that into account
22:45:29  <mdedetrich>at all
22:45:31  <joshontheweb>using the other two as spill over
22:45:52  <joshontheweb>not a big deal though
22:45:57  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: you don't have control over that and you shouldn
22:45:57  <jesusabdullah>mdedetrich: no eta from me
22:46:15  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: also in terms of performance, thats not very good
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22:46:42  <mdedetrich>you would be overloading one drone and not using any of the other drones
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22:47:13  <joshontheweb>yeah, but alternatively you could end up with 3 users playing alone
22:47:33  <joshontheweb>right?>
22:47:47  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb, yes that's a concern
22:48:15  <joshontheweb>in the end its not a bug deal, just curious.
22:48:24  <joshontheweb>jitsu is a great service btw
22:48:26  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: if I were you, I would just watch the # users on your app and up the machines when things are slow and you have "enough" users
22:48:29  <jesusabdullah>hah, thanks
22:48:31  <jesusabdullah>we try
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22:48:47  <joshontheweb>im assuming the timeouts on deploy aren't common?
22:48:49  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: that sounds like you actually do need sessions then
22:49:00  <joshontheweb>mdedetrich yeah, just didn't have time
22:49:04  <mdedetrich>joshontheweb: if you have people playing with eachother, you need sessions, so that problem doesn't happen
22:49:20  <mdedetrich>eh if you use something like express, sessions are incredibly easy
22:49:33  <mdedetrich>its basically a unique hash for a user
22:50:01  <joshontheweb>probably turn that on after the voting is over
22:50:11  <joshontheweb>everythings on feature freeze now
22:50:32  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: link to app plox
22:50:36  <mdedetrich>actually wait, you will probably need a database
22:50:37  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: I'm judgin'
22:50:39  <mdedetrich>or maybe both
22:50:41  <joshontheweb>disasteroids.com
22:50:51  <jesusabdullah>joshontheweb: link to nko page? :)
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22:53:08  <joshontheweb>jesusabdullah we're uploading our video right now, ill get back to you on that
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22:54:06  <visnup>joshontheweb: did you figure out a solution to the slowness?
22:54:20  <joshontheweb>jesusabdullah http://nodeknockout.com/teams/somethingcoded
22:54:24  <joshontheweb>video coming soon
22:54:43  <joshontheweb>visnup gonna try adding another drone
22:54:52  <joshontheweb>just gets a little bogged down with 5+ users
22:55:03  <joshontheweb>a lot of physics and socket messages going on
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23:08:10  <jazzyjeff>Hi - is anybody getting Nodejitsu Error (500): Internal Server Error and Rackspace Error (404): Item not found for jitsu deploy?
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23:19:00  <joshontheweb>how can I verify the drones are working?
23:19:12  <joshontheweb>when I refresh over and over, I never hit another instance of the app
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23:20:38  <mmalecki[off]>joshontheweb: that's on purpose - we implemented sticky sessions. try hitting it from a different IP
23:21:06  <joshontheweb>ah, ok
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23:21:15  <joshontheweb>mmalecki[off] is that something I can control by clearing my cache?
23:21:52  <mmalecki[off]>joshontheweb: no, we do that at balancer level. that's to ensure that things like socket.io work properly
23:22:03  <joshontheweb>ah, makes sense
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23:23:19  <jesusabdullah>jazzyjeff: the rackspace 404 is a stupid cloudfiles bug
23:23:27  <jesusabdullah>jazzyjeff: try running 'jitsu apps start'
23:24:51  <jazzyjeff>I did earlier without luck unfortunately...BUT it's started working again
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23:29:35  <jesusabdullah>k dudes I gotta step out for a few
23:29:41  <jesusabdullah>be back in a bit
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23:30:20  <digitarald>heya
23:30:35  <digitarald>I am trying to run a http server with a websocket server, for a simple demo
23:30:36  <jesusabdullah>hi digitarald
23:30:49  <digitarald>what would the port for the websocket server be?
23:30:54  <jesusabdullah>80
23:31:12  <jesusabdullah>you host the http and the ws on the same port, as websockets are an extension of standard http
23:31:26  <digitarald>I guess at client side, which port should I listen on server, also 8080?
23:31:36  <jesusabdullah>yes, the same
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23:32:27  <digitarald>on another note, before testing; should CORS work with websockets?
23:33:15  <jesusabdullah>unsure, we don't have any restrictions on CORS but I don't know if they work with websockets
23:33:29  <jesusabdullah>okay I'm out
23:33:32  <jesusabdullah>bbiaf
23:33:55  <digitarald>if I set both to 8080, http and ws, I get "Not implemented" as HTTP response
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23:36:46  <hunterloftis>nodejitsu folk: what's the current best practice for running different process types (eg procfile on heroku)? I'd love something equivalent on jitsu for node.
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23:39:44  <digitarald>websockets again
23:39:56  <digitarald>ws and http connect to 8080 on the server
23:40:02  <digitarald>but ws://digitarald.eventsource-twitter.jit.su/ does not work
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