00:00:03  <blakmatrix>cool was wondering, yeah, should be
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00:01:29  <marciopuga>yes jesus
00:01:36  <marciopuga>it went off this week
00:02:07  <marciopuga>it should keep the pace this weekend
00:02:21  <marciopuga>i didnt have problems before on nodejitsu
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00:02:32  <marciopuga>but i never had that amount of people using it at the same time
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00:04:33  <blakmatrix>a few weeks ago some one was playing around seeing how many socket connections they could get on a single drone and if i regall right it got to be around 400 or so, jesusabdullah ou remeber the exact stats?
00:04:54  <marciopuga>it worked fine till about that number
00:05:02  <marciopuga>but then it started having 700
00:05:09  <marciopuga>on the london-now drone
00:05:23  <marciopuga>many people couldn't load the page
00:05:57  <blakmatrix>yeah, a drone can only be pushed so far
00:06:27  <marciopuga>so what do we have now?
00:07:07  <blakmatrix>jesusabdullah: do you know how to tell ^
00:07:08  <marciopuga>the project is running on now, london-now, thenewyork-now, saopaulo-now, tokyo-now and sydney-now
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00:09:23  <blakmatrix>ny has 2 it looks like
00:10:30  <marciopuga>they have different peaks in different hours as the city wakes up
00:11:05  <marciopuga>tokyo-now also got a bit critical as it seems to be checking out
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00:12:52  <marciopuga>I just would like to make sure we're ready for other peaks in the following days
00:13:38  <coderarity>wow that's cool, new york is a fast city
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00:14:35  <blakmatrix>saopaulo-now 1, london-now 2 , tokyo 2, 1 sysdney
00:15:51  <blakmatrix>coderarity: its a friday night nights just getting started :P
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00:17:25  <blakmatrix>marciopuga: is this open source ?
00:17:45  <marciopuga>no
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00:18:56  <marciopuga>it's not commercial either
00:19:52  <marciopuga>saopaulo-now should catch up the noise in the following days as it's now mentioned on the news there
00:20:45  <marciopuga>at some point yesterday i couldn't even access the nodejitsu.com
00:21:09  <marciopuga>but for some reason it seemed to be working for other people in other countries
00:22:13  <blakmatrix>be cool to get a SF and Seattle one :)
00:22:43  <blakmatrix>seattle would start to peak around now
00:22:54  <blakmatrix>since its now almost 5:30 friday :)
00:23:04  <marciopuga>is that where you guys are?
00:23:13  <blakmatrix>yeah us support guys
00:23:20  <blakmatrix>I'm in seattle,
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00:23:55  <marciopuga>when is the public paid service starting?
00:24:03  <blakmatrix>coderarity is somewher between texas and VA or somewhere
00:24:18  <coderarity>i am in VA for now
00:24:26  <marciopuga>I'd more than happy get full power for the apps at least now that it's going crazy
00:24:28  <coderarity>texas is like, next saturday
00:25:17  <blakmatrix>marciopuga: sometime soon , haha you know how it is deploying new feature and all that jazz
00:25:39  <marciopuga>nice :)
00:26:02  <marciopuga>i just panicked yesterday when it went down and I didn't even know this IRC existed
00:26:45  <blakmatrix>ah yeah... this is the best place to try and ping nodejitsu peeps since the e-mail support only goes to a handfull of support peeps
00:27:01  <marciopuga>perfect
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00:31:41  <marciopuga>did you guys see that?
00:31:42  <marciopuga>http://mashable.com/2012/08/03/this-is-now/
00:31:51  <marciopuga>;)
00:32:38  <blakmatrix>marciopuga: it'd be cool if you had a few different views to choose from, if i look at it too much I start to get like a feeling of motion sickness sort of... just from everything moving to the right so much and kinda jerkily as it updates...
00:32:49  <blakmatrix>it would be easy on the eyes if you updated the pictures walking through each squares maybe
00:33:42  <blakmatrix>yeah grats on the mashable
00:34:30  <marciopuga>yea man, it goes a bit crazy sometimes, we're working on it
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00:36:53  <marciopuga>guys thanks a lot for your help.
00:37:01  <blakmatrix>yeah sure np
00:37:02  <marciopuga>the performance should be good now right?
00:37:39  <blakmatrix>yeah should be.. if you notice your getting alot of traffic on things be sure to let us know
00:38:22  <marciopuga>great! i will let you guys know. thanks for the awesome service!
00:38:34  <marciopuga>NODEJITSU IS AWESOME!
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01:07:12  <st_luke>marciopuga: that thing's pretty cool
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01:10:08  <marciopuga>gotta go here
01:10:10  <marciopuga>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2183008/Amazing-website-This-Is-Now-shows-live-stream-Instagram-picture-uploaded-major-cities.html
01:10:16  <marciopuga>enjoying the noise :)
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01:13:32  <jesusabdullah>https://plus.google.com/101960720994009339267/posts/R58WgWwN9jp This is an interesting story.
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01:16:11  <jesusabdullah>hell yeah
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01:20:31  <blakmatrix>oh jesusabdullah: https://github.com/ajaxorg/cloud9/issues/2011
01:20:51  <blakmatrix>that was a result of a support ticket we got yesterday
01:20:57  <jesusabdullah>bizarre
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01:21:13  <blakmatrix>I know its not a . or .. but I thought of that when i read that shortcut blurb :P
01:21:47  <blakmatrix>btw... apart from that jitsu works nicely on cloud9
01:28:16  <jesusabdullah>word
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01:32:54  <Nodejitsu-Github>[nodejitsu-api/master] [fix] changed HTTP to HTTPS - 3rd-Eden
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01:49:19  <isaacs>jesusabdullah: http://blog.izs.me/post/28668181340/hoarders
01:49:56  <isaacs>for the record: i think that package is a net + for the website, even though (or because?) it's absurd. it does make the traversal graph much smaller.
01:50:11  <jesusabdullah>olololo
01:50:34  <jesusabdullah>Yeah, if you ever think it would be better to take it down let me know, but I think it's pretty funny
01:50:52  <jesusabdullah>oh shit there's still that bug
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01:53:21  <jesusabdullah>isaacs: THE PACKAGE NPM MODULE AUTHORS DONT WANT YOU TO SEE
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01:56:08  <isaacs>jesusabdullah: it's a good thing we don't have any pages that sort by how many things you depend on
01:56:09  <Nexxy>lol zomg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBTxOP-WF0w
01:56:21  <Nexxy>sorry wrong channel
01:56:25  <Nexxy>still though, zomg
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02:04:26  <jesusabdullah>Nexxy: nice
02:05:12  <jesusabdullah>isaacs: http://isaacs.couch.xxx/registry/_all_docs is down for me, is it up for you?
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02:57:39  <rvagg>SubStack++
02:57:40  <kohai>SubStack has 23 oatmeal stouts
02:59:38  <isaacs>jesusabdullah: try isaacs.iriscouch.com
02:59:47  <isaacs>jesusabdullah: the .xxx domain is a bit flaky sometimes, i've found, i don't know why
03:02:31  <mmalecki>I'd make some xxx reference, but it's 5 AM and all I can think of is code
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03:03:12  <blakmatrix>mmalecki: I think you just did... in a reverse sorta way
03:03:42  <mmalecki>blakmatrix: heh :)
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04:42:43  <mniml>hi guys, just signed up and tried installing nodejitsu on osx using -
04:42:43  <mniml>sudo npm install jitsu -g
04:42:43  <mniml>however received the following error -
04:42:43  <mniml>Error: No compatible version found: read@'>=1.0.0- <1.1.0-'
04:42:57  <mmalecki>mniml: what's your node version?
04:43:12  <mniml>0.6.12
04:43:25  <mmalecki>mniml: please upgrade to node 0.8
04:43:29  <mmalecki>(or at least 0.6.20)
04:43:42  <mniml>ok thanks mmalecki
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05:18:25  <Nodejitsu-Github>[haibu/master] [doc] Fix deployment instructions - Maciej Małecki
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08:44:31  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] Merge pull request #288 from nodejitsu/databases-copy - Maciej Małecki
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08:44:37  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: ^
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08:45:34  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/7ccef358bb70...adb7b5971e6f
08:45:34  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/2034544
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08:46:44  <mmalecki>jesusabdullah: now that's more interesting!
08:46:47  <mmalecki>looking into it.
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08:50:38  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [fix test] Add required parts to the URL - Maciej Małecki
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08:51:55  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/adb7b5971e6f...3706a6fed873
08:51:55  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/2034553
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08:52:46  <Nodejitsu-Github>[jitsu/master] [test] Stop testing on node v0.6 due to incompatibility of `read` - Maciej Małecki
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08:54:00  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Change view : https://github.com/nodejitsu/jitsu/compare/3706a6fed873...0ce7bbb77daa
08:54:00  <travis-ci>[travis-ci] Build details : http://travis-ci.org/nodejitsu/jitsu/builds/2034559
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08:55:28  <mmalecki>cool!
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09:17:58  <yawnt>yoyo
09:19:05  <mmalecki>sup yawnt
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09:23:14  <yawnt>coding :)
09:23:18  <yawnt>you?
09:24:01  <mmalecki>same!
09:28:31  <yawnt>what're you coding?
09:28:53  <mmalecki>some stream stuff, later I'll do few refactors
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09:31:45  <yawnt>i'm doing a query builder for relational databases
09:32:00  <yawnt>well cross relational databases, need it for a project
09:32:11  <mmalecki>oh, I'm sorry to hear that
09:32:13  <Nexxy>yawnt, I think they call that SQL
09:32:26  <deoxxa>yawnt: funny you should say that - i'm working on a similar thing for work
09:32:27  <yawnt>Nexxy: what? SQL? what's that?
09:32:50  <Nexxy>no clue
09:32:59  <yawnt>Nexxy: it's basically a unique interface for SQLite, postgres and mysql
09:33:09  <yawnt>otherwise i'd have used sql you know
09:33:16  <yawnt>deoxxa: really? is it public yet?
09:33:46  <deoxxa>nope, and the implementation probably won't ever be :<
09:34:13  <yawnt>:'(
09:34:25  <yawnt>work rules?
09:34:33  <deoxxa>yeah
09:34:41  <deoxxa>it's a pretty specific thing anyway; it's a subset of various query languages for filtering realtime data
09:34:50  <deoxxa>it doesn't do any kind of write actions or anything
09:34:55  <yawnt>oh
09:35:12  <yawnt>i'm trying to use a common chainable api that resembles the actual query as much as possible
09:35:20  <deoxxa>ah
09:35:24  <deoxxa>mine is a json dealie
09:35:30  <yawnt>something like select('table', ['field','field']).where({id: 1})
09:36:34  <deoxxa>{"fields": {"title": true, "time": true, "author.name": true}, "condition": {"type": "eq", "left": "author.name", "right": "yawnt"}}
09:36:38  <deoxxa>that's what mine looks like
09:36:56  <deoxxa>there's various typeos of conditions and such
09:37:19  <yawnt>nice
09:37:30  <deoxxa>"eq", "ne", "lt" and "gt" are the comparison conditions, "and" and "or" ar the group types
09:37:45  <yawnt>but i want the user to be able to use that, so it doesn't really make sense to me to use a custom interface
09:38:03  <yawnt>i think a known syntax is easier to grasp
09:38:03  <deoxxa>yeah
09:38:26  <yawnt>but i like it, i mean.. it's flexible and doesn't require you to write actual queries
09:38:29  <yawnt>:D
09:38:40  <deoxxa>it's just good for transforming inside a program
09:39:06  <deoxxa>it works across mongodb, mysql, postgres, an internal thing we have that doesn't have a name and a bunch of web services
09:39:28  <deoxxa>means we only have to have one set of code for building interfaces to construct queries
09:39:57  <deoxxa>and i work on all of this aloooooone :<
09:40:01  <yawnt>makes sense.. i'm prolly going to implement something like lt gt eq myself too
09:40:20  <deoxxa>it'd be cool to implement an sql-like frontend to it
09:40:33  <yawnt>the tricky thing is setting up parameterized statements
09:40:58  <yawnt>i'm returning an object that inherits from ee2, that way i just build the query as you chain it with a this._query var
09:41:09  <deoxxa>yeah
09:41:19  <yawnt>it should enable some flexibility without many issues.. so you can do stuff like .where({}).limit()
09:41:42  <yawnt>ofc, downside is.. if you don't know that limit goes after where.. it fucks everything up :(
09:41:44  <deoxxa>i was going to write a query builder thing, but i couldn't think of an interface for it that would be any easier than just typing it
09:42:15  <yawnt>well, the fact is that even though sql is just sql
09:42:23  <yawnt>i gotta take care of sanitizing vars
09:42:28  <yawnt>so it helps a lot with that
09:42:52  <yawnt>because it takes care of adding $n instead of the actual value, etc
09:42:57  <deoxxa>yeah
09:43:12  <deoxxa>gogo magic json
09:43:40  <deoxxa>i'm gonna try get my boss to let me open source a lot of this stuff further down the line
09:43:48  <deoxxa>some of it would be really handy
09:44:06  <yawnt>:> yeah
09:44:19  <yawnt>mmalecki: i was using nosql but stuff got harder and harder
09:44:33  <yawnt>i mean.. if you have relations.. you just gotta choose the right tool for the right job
09:44:46  <yawnt>even though i like nosql better :(
09:45:27  <deoxxa>heh
09:45:30  <deoxxa>what's a relation? :P
09:45:41  * deoxxauses mongodb mostly at work
09:47:09  <yawnt>deoxxa: mongo's nice cause it has dbref
09:47:21  <deoxxa>i don't use it haha
09:47:25  <yawnt>but i don't like that database generally
09:47:33  <yawnt>i've read awful things on it :|
09:47:43  <deoxxa>bah, you can read awful things about anything
09:47:51  <deoxxa>if you set it up right, it's pretty great
09:48:04  <deoxxa>with one box trying to run a bunch of stuff you're in for a bad time
09:48:17  <deoxxa>but the clustering stuff is really straightforward
09:49:02  <yawnt>lol, just discovered that ctrl+maiusc+t opens last closed tab in chromium
09:49:03  <yawnt>nice
09:49:04  <yawnt>:|
09:49:12  <xerox>good tip, thx
09:49:26  <deoxxa>maiusc?
09:49:32  <yawnt>shift
09:49:37  <yawnt>italian keyboard, sry
09:49:41  <deoxxa>haha
09:50:11  <yawnt>it sucks for coding
09:50:22  <xerox>nah =)
09:50:29  <deoxxa>i feel you, one of my laptops has a japanese keyboard
09:50:32  <yawnt>you have to do shift + alt + [ do get {
09:50:33  <yawnt>:(
09:50:42  <deoxxa>so tired of typing ( when i want to type *
09:51:03  <yawnt>basically all coding stuff is shift + <something> in my keyboard
09:51:16  <yawnt>or alt + <something>
09:51:22  <yawnt>that's lame
09:51:25  <yawnt>=(
09:51:33  <yawnt>next laptop, us keyboard
09:51:34  <deoxxa>lol just hold it down
09:51:36  <deoxxa>code in all caps
09:51:50  <deoxxa>VAR HELLO = "WORLD"
09:52:08  <Nexxy>deoxxa, you've been talking to rvagg too much
09:52:21  <deoxxa>i make it a rule not to talk to rvagg
09:52:25  * deoxxahmph
09:52:30  <rvagg>deoxxa--
09:52:31  <kohai>deoxxa has -1 beer
09:52:32  <deoxxa>silly australians
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09:52:55  <Nexxy>australian? ;o
09:53:08  <deoxxa>(the joke is that i also am australian)
09:53:10  <yawnt>deoxxa++
09:53:11  <kohai>deoxxa has 0 beer
09:53:21  <deoxxa>yay 0
09:53:21  <yawnt>no one deserves to go negative when it comes to beers
09:53:26  <deoxxa>haha
09:53:27  <Nexxy>what's it like being upside down?
09:53:50  <yawnt>deoxxa: you know.. i've always wondered one thing.. what do you think when you flush the toilet in the north emisphere?
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09:53:55  <yawnt>doesn't it look weird?
09:54:08  <deoxxa>¿ʞsɐ noʎ op ʎɥʍ 'ǝuıɟ
09:54:21  <Nexxy>just curious
09:54:34  <yawnt>had to turn my laptop upside down, hate you
09:54:40  <deoxxa>yawnt: i don't pay that much attention
09:55:11  <deoxxa>i lived in japan for a while, and aside from being a fuckton more annoying to first sit on the toilet when it's winter, the experience was much the same
09:56:31  <deoxxa>i think i should cook this steak
09:56:33  * deoxxabrb
10:01:41  <yawnt>australia and japan
10:01:47  <yawnt>you seemed to have lived where i wanna go
10:02:03  <yawnt>except south america :D
10:04:34  <yawnt>i need a template for dox
10:04:35  <yawnt>:\
10:11:39  <deoxxa>i'd rather be in japan, i like it better there
10:11:40  <deoxxa>:<
10:12:15  <yawnt>saw a trailer yesterday.. japan as a foreigner
10:12:18  <yawnt>it was on hackernews
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10:16:49  <deoxxa>oh? what was it about?
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10:23:24  <yawnt>japan seen from people who moved there deoxxa
10:23:34  <deoxxa>ah yeah
10:23:38  <deoxxa>yeah that's a big topic
10:23:39  <yawnt>deoxxa: http://alifeinjapan.com/trailer.php
10:28:30  <rvagg>my brother just moved there last week
10:28:57  <rvagg>but he's married to a native so at least he has help transitioning
10:30:34  <deoxxa>mmm
10:31:10  <yawnt>'NUFF IT'S TOO HOT
10:31:30  <deoxxa>i really want to go over and study full time
10:31:47  <deoxxa>i study japanese a couple of nights per week here in .au, but it's just not the same
10:31:57  <deoxxa>every time i go there, i just make so much more progress with the language
10:32:01  <deoxxa>it just sinks in so much more
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10:34:13  <yawnt>deoxxa: yeah i know.. i've studied german in school
10:34:21  <yawnt>then i got the change to live there couple of months
10:34:33  <deoxxa>yeah it's completely different, right?
10:34:36  <yawnt>it's mindblowing the progress you make
10:34:44  <yawnt>when you're FORCED to speak it
10:34:47  <deoxxa>yeah
10:34:53  <yawnt>now i'm losin everything again
10:35:11  <yawnt>that's why i signed up in a college where lessons ain't in italian but english and german
10:35:19  <deoxxa>ha nice
10:35:43  <yawnt>yeah they have some sorta agreement with Innsbruck (Austria)
10:35:47  <yawnt>you get to do a semester or so there
10:35:59  <yawnt>and you also have regular german lessons there
10:36:16  <deoxxa>that's cool
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10:37:43  <yawnt>http://truthabouteventloops.com/
10:38:19  <deoxxa>that font is horrible
10:39:18  <yawnt>yep, but it wasn't talking bout the design lol
10:39:51  <mmalecki>man, do I hate banks
10:39:55  <deoxxa>yes
10:39:56  <deoxxa>you do
10:40:05  <deoxxa>(that was a question, right?)
10:40:14  * mmaleckiis waiting for a transfer
10:40:24  <yawnt>i'd love to take that course
10:40:34  <yawnt>(i'm usually against webinars and stuff, but damn it sounds interesting)
10:40:36  <mmalecki>why the fuck does it take 3 days to send not even 1 kb of data from one machine to another?
10:40:57  <yawnt>but 500$
10:40:58  <yawnt>dafuq
10:41:53  <yawnt>i just hope by saying "build a web server from scratch"
10:42:02  <yawnt>he doesn't mean 'http.createServer'
10:42:03  <yawnt>lol
10:42:07  <yawnt>it'd hilarious
10:42:44  <deoxxa>haha
10:43:24  <deoxxa>ah well, everyone's got to start somewhere
10:43:38  <deoxxa>if some people want to pay a bunch of money to start, good for them
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10:44:12  <standoo>am i allowed to save files in nodejitsu?
10:44:15  <deoxxa>at least they're not clogging up #node.js with questions like "how do i make node.js work on apache"
10:44:31  <standoo>how do i make node.js work on apache?
10:44:40  <deoxxa>ha
10:44:43  <deoxxa>jerk :P
10:44:45  <standoo>ha
10:44:49  <standoo>:)
10:45:11  <standoo>i'll try that in the #node.js channel now
10:45:25  <yawnt>lol
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10:45:48  <deoxxa>ugh, writing documentation is boring
10:45:54  * deoxxadocumenting stuff for work
10:45:56  <yawnt>welcome to the world
10:45:59  <yawnt>:(
10:46:01  <deoxxa>but i know once it's done it'll be awesome
10:46:01  <yawnt>i hate it too
10:46:07  <yawnt>yeah
10:46:09  <yawnt>strange fact is
10:46:11  <yawnt>every code i write
10:46:15  <yawnt>i think it straightforward
10:46:18  <deoxxa>yeah
10:48:05  <yawnt>but ofc i'm not really who should judge :P
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10:50:13  <deoxxa>yeah exactly
10:50:28  <deoxxa>and if you're building a product for other people to yse, you have to make sure they can find out how to use it
10:50:38  <deoxxa>still doesn't change the fact that it's boooooring though
10:50:55  <deoxxa>s/yse/use/
10:51:23  <yawnt>http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw257_haters20gonna20hate.jpg
10:51:26  <yawnt>hahhaha
10:51:29  <yawnt>one of the best ever
10:51:36  <yawnt>coderarity should be here
10:51:58  <yawnt>deoxxa: yeah i know.. i never documented stuff, but github changed the way i look at code
10:52:26  <yawnt>i mean, when you look at other's libraries and you're like "dafuq is this" then you understand that's important
10:52:36  <yawnt>and it's not that difficult after all.. it's just damn boring
10:53:08  <deoxxa>yeah
10:53:18  <deoxxa>it kind of forms a good basis for writing tests as well
10:53:28  <deoxxa>you just have to make sure the code does all the things you say it does
10:53:54  <deoxxa>when you make it do something else, you document it. then once you've documented it, you kind of have to test it.
10:54:07  <yawnt>tests is something i never wrote
10:54:12  <yawnt>i started writing because of github
10:54:15  <yawnt>and i still hate
10:54:24  <deoxxa>yeah
10:54:25  <yawnt>:( but they're useful
10:54:30  <deoxxa>i'm still not really that good at it
10:54:35  <yawnt>me neither
10:54:41  <deoxxa>i'm getting better at writing tests, but it's hard to know what to test and what not to
10:54:44  <yawnt>i just try to cover every function i add
10:55:08  <yawnt>eg: i was starting to test like every function of the sql adapter
10:55:12  <yawnt>and also the layer on the top
10:55:15  <deoxxa>yeah
10:55:26  <yawnt>then one said.. you can just test the layer.. if that works, all the adapters do
10:55:32  <deoxxa>exactly
10:55:32  <yawnt>n i was like "gosh im stupid"
10:55:44  <deoxxa>i guess you just have to do what makes sense
10:55:44  <yawnt>it was 2 am though :(
10:55:47  <yawnt>yeah
10:55:48  <deoxxa>some people are crazy about it
10:55:59  <deoxxa>they go "you have to test every single line of code and every single function!"
10:55:59  <yawnt>100% line coverage
10:56:01  <yawnt>(cit.)
10:56:04  <deoxxa>yeaah ha
10:56:14  <deoxxa>but that's not really necessary i don't think
10:56:40  <yawnt>it depends
10:56:41  <yawnt>i mean
10:56:48  <deoxxa>if you're just using tests so you can go "look i tested everything!", it's silly
10:56:49  <yawnt>i guess if you have a function
10:56:55  <deoxxa>but sometimes you only need to test the high level parts
10:56:55  <yawnt>that it's called somewhere in your code
10:57:01  <yawnt>it doesn't really make sense to test it
10:57:08  <yawnt>otherwise your code will break when you call it
10:57:11  <deoxxa>well yeah
10:57:18  <yawnt>and test the rest
10:57:22  <deoxxa>testing the implementation can also make you scared to change it, i think
10:57:47  <yawnt>true
10:57:47  <deoxxa>but if you just test the high level parts, you can feel free to change anything underneath as long as it still does what it's meant to as a package
10:57:50  <yawnt>never thought about that
10:58:07  <yawnt>well yeah, in the end it's just the external behaviour that matters
10:58:22  <deoxxa>and then we end up right in module country :P
10:58:27  <yawnt>what's underneath is just irrelevant to the test perspective
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10:58:27  <deoxxa>hooray node!
10:58:47  <yawnt>node kinda ruined me with the commonjs approach
10:58:57  <deoxxa>yeah, i can't stand anything else anymore
10:58:59  <yawnt>i find so difficult to change the way i see modules when i code in other languages
10:59:03  <yawnt>*find it
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10:59:16  <yawnt>thank god erlang kinda looks the same
10:59:18  <yawnt>(kinda)
10:59:30  <deoxxa>i do a lot of C at work as well, and it's like stepping back into the dark ages
10:59:43  <yawnt>lol yeah
10:59:50  <deoxxa>libuv makes c much nicer to work with though
10:59:52  <yawnt>haven't coded C for quite a while
11:00:04  <yawnt>erlang, ruby, elixir and node
11:00:16  <yawnt>some clojure too, but just a little
11:00:20  <deoxxa>i've never done any erlang
11:00:25  <deoxxa>but my boss always wants me to
11:00:32  <yawnt>i'm doing it for elixir, not for erlang itself
11:00:34  <deoxxa>(we have a contract with ericsson, they'd love it if we used it)
11:00:53  <yawnt>yeah erlang's good for telephones n stuff
11:04:33  <deoxxa>nearly 100 lines of documentation so far... and i'm only part way in
11:04:45  <deoxxa>i've documented {"fields": {"title": true}}
11:04:46  <deoxxa>haha
11:04:57  <standoo>how much hard disk space does nodejitsu give me?
11:05:20  <yawnt>lol
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11:08:11  <mmalecki>stagas: it's like 5 GB on joyent I think
11:09:22  <mmalecki>er
11:09:25  <mmalecki>standoo: ^
11:12:05  <standoo>mmalecki: really????
11:12:36  <standoo>mmalecki: file server potential...hmmm...
11:13:05  <yawnt>oh
11:13:07  <yawnt>laudanumscript
11:13:41  <deoxxa>wow wtf
11:14:29  <deoxxa>that's... awesome
11:14:58  <yawnt>i'd love to see runtime macro expansion
11:15:03  <yawnt>that would be truly awesome
11:15:17  <yawnt>but it's nice, yeah :D
11:16:05  <mmalecki>standoo: yeah, really :)
11:17:52  <standoo>mmalecki: hmmm... i'll try it out
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11:19:36  <yawnt>deoxxa: clojurescript is great for that, unfortunately it's all compile time
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11:20:15  <yawnt>my dream would be to get a lisp running on the v8 vm.. but i don't know enough about compilers to be able to do that
11:20:35  <yawnt>perhaps one day :)
11:21:46  <deoxxa>i think v8 is really really specific to javascript
11:21:53  <deoxxa>(maybe someone will prove me wrong there though)
11:23:15  <yawnt>of course it is
11:23:38  <standoo>why dont you use luvit
11:23:54  <yawnt>deoxxa: you write a compiler that runs on the v8 vm
11:24:13  <yawnt>and converts the lisp in javascript just in time.. pretty much what elixir does with the erlang vm
11:24:28  <deoxxa>that'd be neat
11:24:30  <yawnt>so you could for instance.. call js from the lisp
11:24:36  <yawnt>use nodejs libraries etc
11:24:44  <yawnt>and viceversa obviously
11:25:19  <yawnt>so much stuff to study :|
11:25:27  <yawnt>but i love IT for that, too
11:25:27  <yawnt>:D
11:25:49  <yawnt>standoo: i don't like lua that much
11:29:39  <deoxxa>135 lines of documentation...
11:30:03  <deoxxa>593 words! whee!
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11:32:51  <yawnt>lol
11:32:54  <yawnt>i have like
11:33:02  <yawnt>250 locs
11:33:10  <yawnt>about 100+ are comments
11:33:11  <yawnt>:(
11:33:44  <deoxxa>ha
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11:36:28  <yawnt>AT LEAST I HAVE DOCS
11:36:40  <yawnt>code might be broken, awfully written, BUT I HAVE DOCS
11:36:53  <deoxxa>heh
11:37:05  <deoxxa>i think the hard thing here is that i'm not documenting code
11:37:11  <deoxxa>i'm documenting a query language
11:37:16  <deoxxa>so... it's different
11:37:26  <deoxxa>i'm happy with how simple it is though
11:37:48  <deoxxa>documenting it means i have to explain every part of it
11:37:50  <deoxxa>and it's still really simple
11:41:25  <yawnt>uhm
11:41:46  <yawnt>do you know what gnocchi are?
11:41:50  <yawnt>deoxxa: ^
11:43:05  <mmalecki>dunno, but sounds tasty
11:43:36  <yawnt>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnocchi
11:43:56  <yawnt>i'm cooking these.. but i think i made a mistake.. threw 'em into boiling water while they were frozen :|
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11:45:06  <yawnt>ohwell, that which does not kill me makes me stronger, right?
11:45:41  <yawnt>in italy we say "what doesn't choke you, makes you fatter"
11:45:48  <yawnt>i guess we have a food problem after all lol
11:45:54  <mmalecki>lol
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12:04:18  <deoxxa>aw he left :<
12:04:27  <deoxxa>gnocchi are delicious
12:04:43  <deoxxa>gnocchi + tomato-based sauce + cheese = win
12:04:49  <deoxxa>i might cook that tomorrow night
12:08:03  <standoo>yawnt: you don't like lua?
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16:07:51  <rudiX>hello
16:08:10  <rudiX>got the same "bad server" problem
16:08:12  <rudiX>{"code":"ECONNRESET"}
16:08:34  <rudiX>app:troll
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16:10:07  <rudiX>ok now
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17:04:55  <yawnt>yo
17:06:22  <mmalecki>hey
17:13:29  <yawnt>gmail down.. anyone?
17:14:50  <mmalecki>works for me
17:15:53  <yawnt>okay :\
17:15:54  <yawnt>weird
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17:47:53  <AvianFlu>WEBSCALE
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17:48:29  <mmalecki>HELLO MR SENIOR WEBSCALE PROJECT MANAGER
17:49:21  <mmalecki>I need a business card like that
17:49:32  <mmalecki>except, I'd be MR HOTFIX
17:51:31  <mmalecki>AvianFlu: go and pick some title, would you?
17:51:53  <AvianFlu>DEBUGGER-IN-CHIEF
17:53:32  <mmalecki>great. now we need someone to print them and ship them!
17:56:23  <AvianFlu>mmalecki, we should totally get fake business cards made
17:56:32  <AvianFlu>like, Super DevOps Action Squad business cards
17:56:41  <AvianFlu>we'll call bradley meck Bradley the Beast or somethign
17:57:47  <mmalecki>AvianFlu: I know [0] and Paolo have some business cards, let's hit them up and see where did they get them
17:58:35  <mmalecki>also, we need templates to keep branding consistent
17:58:37  <AvianFlu>those are the official ones
17:58:43  <mmalecki>but that's a great idea in general
17:59:03  <mmalecki>no, I mean, they *should* look official, until you see the title
17:59:47  <AvianFlu>ah yes
17:59:57  <AvianFlu>well, also, we need a Super DevOps Action Squad logo
18:00:13  <mmalecki>shall I ask Karolina for a favor?
18:00:18  <AvianFlu>and we should have somebody make merit badges that say "Junior DevOps Action Squad" for the support guys
18:00:35  <AvianFlu>nah, it's too frivolous
18:00:41  <AvianFlu>we'll figure something out
18:01:12  <mmalecki>okay
18:04:29  <mmalecki>oh, business cards should involve buzzwords "cloud" and "webscale" too
18:05:05  <AvianFlu>naturally
18:05:58  <mmalecki>also, go and set some reasonable topic, would you? DNS thing is old
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18:08:37  * AvianFlutopic: Nodejitsu - Host applications. Keep them up. | Cloud status: SUPER DUPER AWESOME
18:08:56  <mmalecki>thank you!
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18:13:22  <yawnt>lol
18:13:35  <yawnt>i want one of those cards too :P
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18:18:47  <mmalecki>lol
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18:25:40  <yawnt>uhm
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18:25:58  <yawnt>noob question.. i have a global scope variable
18:26:17  <yawnt>and a constructor.. i want the constructor to set this.property = global_var
18:26:30  <yawnt>how do i do that?
18:27:31  <yawnt>i was hoping i could avoid a factory pattern
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18:31:18  <yawnt>uhm maybe
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18:32:53  <mmalecki>I mean, use this.property = global_var?
18:34:18  <yawnt>i mean
18:34:23  <yawnt>i'm totally an idiot
18:34:37  <mmalecki>lol
18:34:53  <yawnt>i'd like to know why mocha's before doesn't "before" though
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18:41:49  <yawnt>http://i.imgur.com/cJFSi.jpg
18:41:51  <yawnt>6/6 passing
18:41:56  <yawnt>i feel happy ò/
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19:01:00  <lpin>hello
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19:02:31  <mmalecki>hi
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19:06:09  <sarajchipps>Hi Kids, how goes?
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19:06:49  <mmalecki>hi :)
19:06:50  <sarajchipps>I'm looking through your docs, and I am trying to find something on adding contributors to a jitsu instance
19:07:13  <sarajchipps>is it correlated to the githubs?
19:07:27  <mmalecki>nope, but we'll be introducing this feature soon
19:08:59  <sarajchipps>ok, thank you
19:09:31  <sarajchipps>so one person needs to man the deployment?
19:10:52  <mmalecki>yeah, for now, yes
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19:38:01  <sean__>i'm having a little trouble creating a database
19:38:47  <sean__>i'm typing in "jitsu databases create mongo [MY DATABASE NAME]" but every time it comes back that the name already exists, even when i just type a bunch of random letters
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19:39:03  <sean__>so i get the error "Database with name jitsu databases create mongo rehqlkbfksdbvlkaweourhhaskdjfh already exists"
19:39:50  <sean__>sorry, copied that wrong....
19:39:53  <sean__>"Database with name wqeorbiucsghfnsfhgqweiuhrconqewrc already exists"
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20:15:06  <mmalecki>sean__: that's interesting, I'll look into it
20:15:13  <mmalecki>but db creation works
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20:24:56  <mmalecki>sean__: actually, I'm seeing some problems with database creation, they seem to be very recent. investigating.
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20:35:57  <mmalecki>sean__: I just fixed it, mind trying again?
20:38:56  <sean__>sure, hang on
20:39:36  <sean__>yep, it works now. thanks!
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20:40:36  <mmalecki>pleasure :)
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