00:01:41  <Trott>Jenkins seems perma-504-hosed right now.
00:02:00  <Trott>I've been trying to load (and reload, and reload) a page for 20 minutes and counting.
00:02:12  <Trott>(I think...)
00:02:52  <Trott>(Maybe it was only 10. Can't remember whether I started at 10 of the hour or 20 of the hour...)
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00:05:06  <Trott>Got the home screen to load! Never fails: Complain childishly enough in public, and it starts working.
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02:48:18  <jbergstroem>Trott: 503 and 504 yes sir
02:49:06  <jbergstroem>i've had 30-40 minutes of wait at worst :( restartng doesn't really help...
03:15:39  <Trott>test-azure_msft-win10-x64-2 seems especially prone to build failures today.
03:15:56  <Trott>https://ci.nodejs.org/job/node-test-binary-windows/4414/RUN_SUBSET=0,VS_VERSION=vcbt2015,label=win10/console
03:16:05  <Trott>https://ci.nodejs.org/job/node-test-binary-windows/4406/RUN_SUBSET=0,VS_VERSION=vcbt2015,label=win10/console
03:16:32  <Trott>https://www.irccloud.com/pastebin/DLPBxYNT/
03:17:19  <Trott>https://ci.nodejs.org/job/node-test-binary-windows/4403/RUN_SUBSET=0,VS_VERSION=vcbt2015,label=win10/
03:17:41  <Trott> /cc joaocgreis I guess? ^^^^^^
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09:48:43  <rvagg>ARGH! builds failing because signtool can't reach globalsign timeserver
09:48:45  <rvagg>what a joke
09:53:00  <jbergstroem>haha
09:53:36  <jbergstroem>if i may ask, what's your risk assessment status for that?
09:57:12  <rvagg>guy in the first answer has a great script for dealing with this http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2872105/alternative-timestamping-services-for-authenticode
09:57:22  <rvagg>"retry 300 times" across a bunch of them
09:57:23  <rvagg>heh
09:57:40  <rvagg>we're building a house of cards on top of a house of cards
09:58:02  <jbergstroem>why not 350???
10:04:33  <rvagg>actually I think taking away that outer loop entirely would be acceptable
10:04:42  <rvagg>if none of those servers work then you have bigger problems I suspect
10:05:49  <jbergstroem>at least better error handling
10:20:22  <rvagg>still failing ... I'm going to have to fix this and push a new timeserver or some new timeserver logic on all active branches just to get these out!
10:20:32  <rvagg>cert authorities are the worst
10:20:49  <rvagg>growing fat on rent
10:21:02  <jbergstroem>can the signtool perhaps skip talking to a timeserver?
10:30:38  <rvagg>giving that a go: https://github.com/rvagg/io.js/blob/ALL-THE-TIMESERVERS.BAT/tools/sign.bat
10:30:46  <rvagg>dunno about skipping, I don't think you can
10:49:09  <rvagg>💥
10:49:10  <rvagg>Signing failed using http://timestamp.globalsign.com/scripts/timestamp.dll
10:49:16  <rvagg>Successfully signed using timeserer http://timestamp.comodoca.com/authenticode
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10:49:33  <rvagg>need to fix that typo but that's pretty sweet, I'll do up the PR and ask for quick review and land on all active branches
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10:53:37  <jbergstroem>ok cool
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12:18:31  <rvagg>would appreciate review @ https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/9155 jbergstroem, joaocgreis
12:25:38  <jbergstroem>rvagg: done
12:25:49  <rvagg>thankee
12:51:50  <rvagg>oh darn, now we've lost both of them
12:52:54  <jbergstroem>when you connect, do you ssh to them or use vnc/similar?
12:53:17  <jbergstroem>thealphanerd: you around?
12:53:27  <jbergstroem>release slave is still online
12:53:29  <jbergstroem>is that on another host?
12:55:58  <rvagg>vnc / screen sharing
12:56:16  <rvagg>each machine has a build and a release, all are running, I don't know why the test slaves are offline but I'm running updates now
13:13:05  <rvagg>I think the osx slaves went offline cause they filled up
13:16:33  <jbergstroem>phew
13:16:45  <rvagg>not there yet, I'm still trying to update and restart
13:16:52  <rvagg>they came back online themselves, after I'd cleaned out the workspaces
13:18:31  <jbergstroem>oh
13:28:09  <thealphanerd>what was filling the workspace?
13:28:20  <thealphanerd>also hi... rvagg is there anything I can do to help with the release today?
13:28:35  <thealphanerd>I have a PR in for the website that updates the copy for the v6 release
13:29:22  <rvagg>thealphanerd: you could review my words @ https://github.com/nodejs/node-private/pull/81
13:45:26  <mhdawson>Just wondering about timing of the release and when we can land the update for the website in respect to links for AIX and s390
13:45:27  <mhdawson>https://github.com/nodejs/nodejs.org/pull/940
13:52:30  <thealphanerd>rvagg done :D
13:58:21  <jbergstroem>thealphanerd: have you had any time to look at the tap->junit stuff? :|
14:04:49  <rvagg>jbergstroem: ok what? https://ci.nodejs.org/job/node-test-commit-freebsd/4874/nodes=freebsd11-x64/console - v4 on freebsd 11, compile error in v8
14:06:41  <jbergstroem>rvagg: hm :[
14:06:58  <jbergstroem>i'll notify the freebsd maintainer
14:07:03  <jbergstroem>i don't have time to look at it right now
14:08:26  <jbergstroem>probs clang 3.8 specific
14:18:51  <rvagg>mhdawson: https://ci.nodejs.org/job/node-test-commit-aix/1529/nodes=aix61-ppc64/console errors for you
14:19:42  <mhdawson>Looking
14:21:36  <mhdawson>What release is that for ?
14:21:56  <mhdawson>I've seen those in 4.x releases because some changes were not backported
14:24:25  <mhdawson>Yes I see it is for v4.6.1 I thought I'd talked to Myles and we had stages the changes to fix those, but I'm guessing since its a security release the've not made it in yet
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16:10:04  <joaocgreis>Trott: cleaned that azure machine, thanks for the pointer
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17:59:01  <thealphanerd>rvagg https://nodejs.org/en/
17:59:06  <thealphanerd>did you see what happened?
17:59:13  <thealphanerd>v4 has been bumped for v6.9.0
17:59:22  <thealphanerd>but v6.8.1 is still up as the latest current
18:03:37  <rvagg>thealphanerd: would you mind figuring out how to deal with that? I have my hands full and really want to go to bed soon!
18:03:49  <thealphanerd>I can dig into that
18:08:05  <jbergstroem>is npm tired or smth?
18:17:11  <thealphanerd>nope
18:17:12  <thealphanerd>ok https://github.com/nodejs/nodejs.org/pull/973
18:17:13  <thealphanerd>that fixes everything
18:17:14  <thealphanerd>needed to hack one of the helped scripts
18:17:16  <thealphanerd>can someone please put some eyes on it and LGTM. I'm about to head to dinner but I can land via phone if someone can approve
18:24:20  <rvagg>thanks thealphanerd, I leave it in your hands, my work here is done
18:37:04  <phillipj>thealphanerd: enjoy your dinner, I'll keep an eye on things in case wildfire
19:01:40  <mhdawson>thealphanerd: let me know when you are back
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20:39:00  <mhdawson>I see the download page now shows both as LTS even though the old wording underneath still reflects the Current/LTS wording
20:39:35  <mhdawson>I was expecting that we'd have v6.x as both the LTS and Stable until next week when 7.X would become the stable
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